DeVille's Contract. Scott Zarcinas

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СКАЧАТЬ “I’d also advise you to get a good lawyer before you say anything that may incriminate yourself. Take this as a friendly warning. The subpoena will arrive in the next day or two.”

      Louis was left holding a dead line. The red light on Button-1 flicked off, but the light on Button-2 was still glaring. He could still hear Sarah speaking through the door and hoped she wouldn’t put the caller through. It was bound to be more trash to pile on his plate, and he could do without that at the moment because…

      …because, jeez Louise, this pain in his chest was really firing up. Hells bells, he could hardly breathe. The Kwel-Amity had done absolutely nothing. Not a goddamn thing. Worse, he had been rubbing his sternum so hard the skin was stinging raw.

      Desperately hoping he had overlooked a bottle of antacids, he flung the top drawer open and rummaged around. There was nothing in there but crap. Blunt pencils. Cap-less pens. Last year’s diary. Used paper. A stapler with no staples. And what was this? A drugstore docket for… for goddamned Kwel-Amities!

      He cursed and slammed the drawer. To his horror, the thud of oak on oak coincided with the biggest solar flare of the decade right in the middle of his chest. He flung himself back, arching in his chair, and tried to take a breath. The pain was too intense. So he just sat there, holding still, afraid that even the slightest movement would trigger another monstrous flare.

      After a few seconds the pain began to ease enough to take a shallow breath. Then another. Except now he felt the whole of his goddamn neck tingling with pins and needles, including his left arm. Which was kind of strange because he could still move his elbow and wrist and wiggle his fingers, but his shoulder right down to his fingernails had suddenly numbed as if he had been asleep on it or something. A hot, restless sleep too, because his brow was clammy and his mouth was dry like he had had a real horror of a nightmare. What’s more, his vision was starting to play up. The room had blurred so much he could barely make out anything in the dim light.

      Goddamn it, he thought, he needed a Kwel-Amity. He needed one right now.

      He scrunched his eyes to see if that would help, then opened them to some kind of sick joke. The room was spinning like a grownup carousel he didn’t want to be on. The drapes, the door, the bookshelves, the filing cabinets, every goddamn thing in the room was rotating and moving up and down in an unsynchronized, queasy gyration, slowly at first, then quicker and quicker as the tempo of the music increased…

      …Music? Goddamn it, he really could hear something. Church bells on a Sunday morning call to service. Yet there was something wrong with them. They sounded, what, out of tune? Almost as if someone was striking a massive gong that had cracked or split, striking it over and over again, faster and faster until the noise was one continuous warble that wormed inside his head and made him want to crush his skull between his hands.

      Whatever the hell was going on, he wanted an immediate end to it. He wanted to get off this goddamn ride and throw up. That’s what he really wanted to do. The burning in his chest. The numbness in his neck and arm. The gyrating furniture. The goddamn warbling. He needed to puke, and he needed a goddamn Kwel-Amity.

      “Mr. DeVille!” Sarah said. “Are you all right? You look pale.”

      He had only just heard her over the warbling. He glanced over and saw her riding the door as if it were a wooden horse, gyrating up and down and spinning with the rest of the room. Amazingly, her breasts weren’t moving. He half expected them to be bouncing all over the place. She also seemed to be holding something in her hand, something yellow and small. “G’off thagodd’m daw!” he said.

      “I can’t understand you,” she said. “You’re slurring.”

      Louis scrunched his eyes and opened them again. Sarah was still spinning with the room. “Get… off… that… goddamn… door!”

      Sarah frowned and glanced over her shoulder. He was about to repeat himself when another flare struck him in the middle of the chest. It scorched up his neck to his chin, then down the deadened arm to the hand he was dangling over the armrest. At first he gasped. Then he groaned, a long withering ejaculation that sounded not too dissimilar to the warbling inside his head.

      Sarah rushed to the desk. “Mr. DeVille! Are you sure you’re all right? Do you want me to call the paramedics?”

      Louis sucked in a breath against the pain, held it for as long as he could, then let it out between his gritted teeth, long and slow, hissing steam from his internal boiler. He told her he didn’t need the goddamn paramedics. He needed a Kwel-Amity, a whole goddamn bottle of the stuff.

      “I can’t hear you,” Sarah said. She was almost crying. “You’re slurring everything you say.”

      He felt his chest, neck and left arm fizzing in the aftermath of the recent flare. Focusing on her cleavage seemed to help. “Kwel… Amity,” he said.

      This time Sarah understood. She rushed to his side of the desk and opened the bottom drawer. From somewhere at the back behind the bottle of scotch she removed three drug bottles, then put them on top of the desk. “I thought you knew where I put the spare ones,” she said. Louis didn’t move, just stared at the bottles in disbelief. “Here, let me open one for you.”

      He snatched the bottle from her hand and poured the entire contents into his burning gullet. Some of the little white pills spilled onto his desk and lap like popcorn, but most arrived at their intended destination and these he crunched greedily, ignoring the savage bitterness at the back of his mouth and the goggle-eyed surprise of his secretary. He didn’t care what he looked like. He had what he wanted. If only he could do something for his eyes. He could barely make out anything beyond the desk, just a swirl of darkness that was once his office. “Scotch!” he said to Sarah’s cleavage.

      A pill shot out of his mouth across the table, gobbled by the black abyss. Sarah grabbed the liquor bottle, unscrewed the cap and handed it to him. When he took it he noticed that the yellow thing in her hand was a goddamn Post-It note. He poured the amber liquid into his mouth, crunching and grinding the pills into a sticky paste. Biting into a cake of soap-on-the-goddamn-rope would have tasted better. Worse, sticky foam began to dribble down his chin, but he kept crunching the pills in the hope they would start to do something pretty damn soon. The fire in his chest was starting to build again. The flares were coming in waves and the next one wasn’t too far away.

      “I’m not sure this is the best time to tell you, Mr. DeVille,” Sarah said.

      He could hardly hear anything she said now over the god-forsaken warbling. “Huh?” he said through a spray of foam.

      “Your wife…”

      “Whaddabout mar wife.” More dribble splattered onto the desk. At first he thought it was bird shit, then realized his mistake. He lifted his hand to wipe his chin, found that he didn’t have the energy, then let it fall to the side. The bottle of scotch dropped to the carpet. “Whadduz the ol cow wun now?”

      “The hospital rang while you were on the other line.” Sarah was sobbing. She put the yellow Post-It note on the desk in front of him. “That’s their details,” she said. “You might want to ring them.”

      He squinted at the memo, a yellow blur with illegible blue squiggles. Sarah hurried to the door that Louis could no longer see, disappearing into the darkness as if she had walked into shadow. He yelled after her, suddenly frightened at being alone. “You call them!” he said. “That’s what I pay you for.”

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