The Second Randall Garrett Megapack. Randall Garrett

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СКАЧАТЬ and the oaf without a name were rounded up in a hurry, and soon found themselves being hustled along, willy-nilly, out of the water, up onto the bridge and into Dionysus’ van, where they followed in the wake of the God, in front of the rest of the Procession. Of the three, Forrester noted, Gerda was the only one who didn’t seem to think the invitation a high honor. The sight gave him a kind of hope.

      And at least, he thought, I can keep an eye on her this way.

      The Procession wended its way on, bending slowly southward toward the little Temple-on-the-Green again. The musicians played energetically, switching now from the hymn to their unofficial little ditty. Some switched before others, some switched after, and some never bothered to switch at all. The battery, caught between the opposing claims of two perfectly good songs and a lot of extraneous matter, filled in as best they could with a good deal of forceful banging and pounding, aided by the steam calliope, and the result of all effort was a growing cacophony that should have been terribly unpleasant but somehow wasn’t.

      The shouting of the crowd, joking and singing, may have had something to do with it; nothing was clearly distinguishable, but the general feeling was that a lot of noise was being produced, and that was all to the good. Noise could have been packaged by the board foot and sold in quantities sufficient to equip every town meeting throughout the country in full for seven years, and there would have been enough left over, Forrester thought, to provide for the subways, the classrooms, the offices and even a couple of really top-grade traffic jams.

      Gerda and the others of her party marched quietly. Ed, Forrester noticed, tried a few cheers, but he got cold stares from his sister and soon desisted. The oaf shambled along, his arm no longer around Gerda’s waist. This pleased Forrester no end, and he was in quite a happy mood by the time the Procession reached the Temple-on-the-Green.

      He was so happy that he performed his atoning high jump once again, this time with a double somersault and a jack-knife thrown in, just to make things interesting, and landed gently, feeling positively exhilarated and very Godlike, on the roof of the Temple.

      As the Procession straggled in, the music stopped. Forrester cleared his throat and shouted in his most penetrating roar to the silent assemblage: “Hear me!”

      The crowd stirred, looked up and paid him the most rapt attention.

      “On with the revels!” he roared. “Let the dancing begin! Let my wine flow like the streams of the park! Let joy be unrestrained!”

      He stood on the roof then, watching the crowd begin to disperse. It was the middle of the afternoon, and Forrester was amazed at how quickly the time had passed. The Procession itself had taken a good six hours from start to finish, now that he looked back on it, but it certainly hadn’t seemed so long. And he didn’t even feel tired, in spite of all the dancing and cavorting he had gone in for.

      He did feel slightly intoxicated, but he wasn’t sure how much of that feeling was due purely and simply to the liquor he had managed to consume. But otherwise, he told himself, he felt perfectly fine.

      The musicians were breaking up into little groups of three and four and five and going off to play softly to themselves among the trees. The man with the steam calliope sat exhausted over his keyboard. The old man with the water glasses was receiving the earnest congratulations of a lot of people who looked like relatives. And now that the official music-making was over, a lot of amateurs playing jews’-harps and tissue-paper-covered combs and slide-whistles had broken out their contraptions and were gaily making a joyful noise unto their God. If, Forrester thought, you wanted to call it joyful. The general tenor of the sound was a kind of swooping, batlike whine.

      Forrester stared down. There were Gerda and her brother and the oaf. They were standing close by the Temple, three Myrmidons keeping guard over them. The rest of the crowd had dissolved into little bunches spreading all over the park. Forrester knew he would have to leave, too, and very soon. There were seven girls waiting for him down below.

      Not that he minded the idea. Seven beautiful girls, after all, were seven beautiful girls. But he did want to keep an eye on Gerda, and he wasn’t sure whether he would be able to do it when he got busy.

      Somewhere in the bushes, someone began to play a kazoo, adding the final touch of melancholy and heartbreak to the music. The formal and official part of the Bacchanal was now over.

      The real fun, Forrester thought dismally, was about to begin.

      CHAPTER NINE

      “Now,” Forrester said gaily, “let’s see if your God has all the names right, shall we?”

      The seven girls seated around him in a half-circle on the grass giggled. One of them simpered.

      “Hmm,” Forrester said. He pointed a finger. “Dorothy,” he said. The finger moved. “Judy. Uh—Bette. Millicent. Jayne.” He winked at the last two. They had been his closest companions on the march down. “Beverly,” he said, “and Kathy. Right?”

      The girls laughed, nodding their heads. “You can call me Millie,” Millicent said.

      “All right, Millie.” For some reason this drew another big laugh. Forrester didn’t know why, but then, he didn’t much care, either. “That’s fine,” he said. “Just fine.”

      He gave all the girls a big, wide grin. It looked perfectly convincing to them, he was sure, but there was one person it didn’t convince: Forrester. He knew just how far from a grin he felt.

      As a matter of fact, he told himself, he was in something of a quandary.

      He was not exactly inexperienced in the art of making love to beautiful young women. After the last few months, he was about as experienced as he could stand being. But his education had, it now appeared, missed one vital little factor.

      He was used to making love to a beautiful girl all alone, just the two of them locked quietly away from prying eyes. True, it had turned out that a lot of his experiences had been judged by Venus and any other God who felt like looking in, but Forrester hadn’t known that at the time and, in any case, the spectators had been invisible and thus ignorable.

      Now, however, he was on the greensward of Central Park, within full view of a couple of thousand drunken revelers, all of whom, if not otherwise occupied, asked for nothing better than a good view of their God in action. And whichever girl he chose would leave six others eagerly awaiting their turns, watching his every move with appreciative eyes.

      And on top of that, there was Gerda, close by. He was trying to keep an eye on her. But was she keeping an eye on him, too?

      It didn’t seem to matter much that she couldn’t recognize him as William Forrester. She could still see him in action with the seven luscious maidens. The idea was appalling.

      All afternoon, he had put off the inevitable by every method he could think of. He had danced with each of the girls in turn for entirely improbable lengths of time. He had performed high-jumps, leaps, barrel-rolls, Immelmann turns and other feats show­ing off his Godlike prowess to anyone interested. He had made a display of himself until he was sick of the whole business. He had consumed staggering amounts of ferment and distillate, and he had forced the stuff on the girls themselves, in the hope that, what with the liquor and the exertion, they would lie down on the grass and quietly pass out.

      Unfortunately, none of these plans had worked. Dancing and acrobatics had to come to an end sometime, and as for the girls, what they wanted to do was lie down, not pass out—at least not from liquor.

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