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Название: Петралаши, или Смешная книжка для отдыха

Автор: Петр Пинских

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Жанр: Юмористическая проза

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      И все. На этом слове Иван Васильевич резко замолкает. С совершенно невозмутимым выражением лица перестукивает ногами, покачиваясь. Половина слушателей улыбается, потупив взор, другая половина (та, что не слишком внимательна и с некоторым недостатком чувства юмора) – с недоумением смотрит на неожиданно замолкнувшего рассказчика.

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