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      CECIL GRAHAM. What is a cynic? [Sitting on the back of the sofa.]

      LORD DARLINGTON. A man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.

      CECIL GRAHAM. And a sentimentalist, my dear Darlington, is a man who sees an absurd value in everything, and doesn’t know the market price of any single thing.

      LORD DARLINGTON. You always amuse me, Cecil. You talk as if you were a man of experience.

      CECIL GRAHAM. I am. [Moves up to front off fireplace.]

      LORD DARLINGTON. You are far too young!

      CECIL GRAHAM. That is a great error. Experience is a question of instinct about life. I have got it. Tuppy hasn’t. Experience is the name Tuppy gives to his mistakes. That is all. [LORD AUGUSTUS looks round indignantly.]

      DUMBY. Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes.

      CECIL GRAHAM. [Standing with his back to the fireplace.] One shouldn’t commit any. [Sees LADY WINDERMERE’S fan on sofa.]

      DUMBY. Life would be very dull without them.

      CECIL GRAHAM. Of course you are quite faithful to this woman you are in love with, Darlington, to this good woman?

      LORD DARLINGTON. Cecil, if on really loves a woman, all other women in the world become absolutely meaningless to one. Love changes one - I am changed.

      CECIL GRAHAM. Dear me! How very interesting! Tuppy, I want to talk to you. [LORD AUGUSTUS takes no notice.]

      DUMBY. It’s no use talking to Tuppy. You might just as well talk to a brick wall.

      CECIL GRAHAM. But I like talking to a brick wall - it’s the only thing in the world that never contradicts me! Tuppy!

      LORD AUGUSTUS. Well, what is it? What is it? [Rising and going over to CECIL GRAHAM.]

      CECIL GRAHAM. Come over here. I want you particularly. [Aside.] Darlington has been moralising and talking about the purity of love, and that sort of thing, and he has got some woman in his rooms all the time.

      LORD AUGUSTUS. No, really! really!

      CECIL GRAHAM. [In a low voice.] Yes, here is her fan. [Points to the fan.]

      LORD AUGUSTUS. [Chuckling.] By Jove! By Jove!

      LORD WINDERMERE. [Up by door.] I am really off now, Lord Darlington. I am sorry you are leaving England so soon. Pray call on us when you come back! My wife and I will be charmed to see you!

      LORD DARLINGTON. [Up sage with LORD WINDERMERE.] I am afraid I shall be away for many years. Good-night!

      CECIL GRAHAM. Arthur!

      LORD WINDERMERE. What?

      CECIL GRAHAM. I want to speak to you for a moment. No, do come!

      LORD WINDERMERE. [Putting on his coat.] I can’t - I’m off!

      CECIL GRAHAM. It is something very particular. It will interest you enormously.

      LORD WINDERMERE. [Smiling.] It is some of your nonsense, Cecil.

      CECIL GRAHAM. It isn’t! It isn’t really.

      LORD AUGUSTUS. [Going to him.] My dear fellow, you mustn’t go yet. I have a lot to talk to you about. And Cecil has something to show you.

      LORD WINDERMERE. [Walking over.] Well, what is it?

      CECIL GRAHAM. Darlington has got a woman here in his rooms. Here is her fan. Amusing, isn’t it? [A pause.]

      LORD WINDERMERE. Good God! [Seizes the fan - DUMBY rises.]

      CECIL GRAHAM. What is the matter?

      LORD WINDERMERE. Lord Darlington!

      LORD DARLINGTON. [Turning round.] Yes!

      LORD WINDERMERE. What is my wife’s fan doing here in your rooms? Hands off, Cecil. Don’t touch me.

      LORD DARLINGTON. Your wife’s fan?

      LORD WINDERMERE. Yes, here it is!

      LORD DARLINGTON. [Walking towards him.] I don’t know!

      LORD WINDERMERE. You must know. I demand an explanation. Don’t hold me, you fool. [To CECIL GRAHAM.]

      LORD DARLINGTON. [Aside.] She is here after all!

      LORD WINDERMERE. Speak, sir! Why is my wife’s fan here? Answer me! By God! I’ll search your rooms, and if my wife’s here, I’ll - [Moves.]

      LORD DARLINGTON. You shall not search my rooms. You have no right to do so. I forbid you!

      LORD WINDERMERE. You scoundrel! I’ll not leave your room till I have searched every corner of it! What moves behind that curtain? [Rushes towards the curtain C.]

      MRS. ERLYNNE. [Enters behind R.] Lord Windermere!

      LORD WINDERMERE. Mrs. Erlynne!

      [Every one starts and turns round. LADY WINDERMERE slips out from behind the curtain and glides from the room L.]

      MRS. ERLYNNE. I am afraid I took your wife’s fan in mistake for my own, when I was leaving your house tonight. I am so sorry. [Takes fan from him. LORD WINDERMERE looks at her in contempt. LORD DARLINGTON in mingled astonishment and anger. LORD AUGUSTUS turns away. The other men smile at each other.]

      ACT DROP.

      ACT FOUR

      SCENE - Same as in Act I.

      LADY WINDERMERE. [Lying on sofa.] How can I tell him? I can’t tell him. It would kill me. I wonder what happened after I escaped from that horrible room. Perhaps she told them the true reason of her being there, and the real meaning of that - fatal fan of mine. Oh, if he knows - how can I look him in the face again? He would never forgive me. [Touches bell.] How securely one thinks one lives - out of reach of temptation, sin, folly. And then suddenly - Oh! Life is terrible. It rules us, we do not rule it.

      [Enter ROSALIE R.]

      ROSALIE. Did your ladyship ring for me?

      LADY WINDERMERE. Yes. Have you found out at what time Lord Windermere came in last night?

      ROSALIE. His lordship did not come in till five o’clock.

      LADY WINDERMERE. Five o’clock? He knocked at my door this morning, didn’t he?

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