NO MAN'S LAND (A WW1 Saga). H. C. McNeile / Sapper

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      "That was the last explosion you heard," laughed the Sapper. "I wasn't leaving anything to chance. I am going to go and drink beer—iced beer, in long glasses. Toujours à toi."

      He was gone, leaving the Adjutant staring. A few moments later he clambered out of the trench, and struck out for the crumbling church that betokened a road and the near presence of his bicycle.

      * * * * * *

      A day of peace—yes, as things go, a day of perfect peace. Away down South things were moving; this was stagnation. And yet—well, it was at dinner that night . . .

      "For the fourteenth night in succession I rise to a point of order." The Doctor was speaking. "Why is the lady with the butterfly on her back pushed away into one corner, and that horrible woman with the green wig accorded the place of honour?"

      I would hurriedly state that the Doctor's remarks were anent two pictures which are, I believe, occasionally to be found in officers' messes in the B.E.F.—pictures of a Parisian flavour as befits the Entente—pictures which—at any rate they are well known to many, and I will not specify further.

      "Yes, the lady with the gween wig is dweadful." The boy sipped his port.

      "Infant, I'm shocked at you. The depravity of these children nowadays . . ."

      An orderly came into the room with an envelope, which he handed to the

       Captain.

      The C.O. spread out the flimsy paper and frowned slightly as he read the message.

      "T.M. Emp. No. 7, completely wrecked by a direct hit 9.30 a.m. this morning, A.A.A. Please inspect and report, A.A.A., C.R.E., 140th Division."

      "Delayed as usual," grunted the Scotchman. "I was there just after it happened, and reported it to the O.C. Trench Mortars. Did you not hear, sir, for it's useless repairing it? That position is too well known."

      "Were there any casualties?" The Sapper Captain's voice was quiet.

      "Aye. The poor lad that was crooning over his gun when I saw him this morning, like a cat over her undrowned kitten, just disappeared."

      "What d'you mean, Mac?"

      "It was one of the big ones, and it came right through the wire on top of him." The gruff voice was soft. "Poor bairn!"

      [1] Special Note to Lovers of Etymology.

      Il n'y en a plus. There is no more. French phrase signifying complete absence of. Largely heard in estaminets near closing time.

      Naploo.—Original pure English phrase signifying the perisher has run out of beer.

      Napoo.—Vulgar and bastardised shortening of original pure English phrase. Has now been added to B.E.F. dictionary, and is used to imply that a man, thing, person, animal, or what not, is "finished."

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