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СКАЧАТЬ and confidingly.] Dearest Gwendolen, there is no reason why I should make a secret of it to you. Our little county newspaper is sure to chronicle the fact next week. Mr. Ernest Worthing and I are engaged to be married.

      Gwendolen. [Quite politely, rising.] My darling Cecily, I think there must be some slight error. Mr. Ernest Worthing is engaged to me. The announcement will appear in the Morning Post on Saturday at the latest.

      Cecily. [Very politely, rising.] I am afraid you must be under some misconception. Ernest proposed to me exactly ten minutes ago. [Shows diary.]

      Gwendolen. [Examines diary through her lorgnettte carefully.] It is certainly very curious, for he asked me to be his wife yesterday afternoon at 5.30. If you would care to verify the incident, pray do so. [Produces diary of her own.] I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. I am so sorry, dear Cecily, if it is any disappointment to you, but I am afraid I have the prior claim.

      Cecily. It would distress me more than I can tell you, dear Gwendolen, if it caused you any mental or physical anguish, but I feel bound to point out that since Ernest proposed to you he clearly has changed his mind.

      Gwendolen. [Meditatively.] If the poor fellow has been entrapped into any foolish promise I shall consider it my duty to rescue him at once, and with a firm hand.

      Cecily. [Thoughtfully and sadly.] Whatever unfortunate entanglement my dear boy may have got into, I will never reproach him with it after we are married.

      Gwendolen. Do you allude to me, Miss Cardew, as an entanglement? You are presumptuous. On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one’s mind. It becomes a pleasure.

      Cecily. Do you suggest, Miss Fairfax, that I entrapped Ernest into an engagement? How dare you? This is no time for wearing the shallow mask of manners. When I see a spade I call it a spade.

      Gwendolen. [Satirically.] I am glad to say that I have never seen a spade. It is obvious that our social spheres have been widely different.

      [Enter Merriman, followed by the footman. He carries a salver, table cloth, and plate stand. Cecily is about to retort. The presence of the servants exercises a restraining influence, under which both girls chafe.]

      Merriman. Shall I lay tea here as usual, Miss?

      Cecily. [Sternly, in a calm voice.] Yes, as usual. [Merriman begins to clear table and lay cloth. A long pause. Cecily and Gwendolen glare at each other.]

      Gwendolen. Are there many interesting walks in the vicinity, Miss Cardew?

      Cecily. Oh! yes! a great many. From the top of one of the hills quite close one can see five counties.

      Gwendolen. Five counties! I don’t think I should like that; I hate crowds.

      Cecily. [Sweetly.] I suppose that is why you live in town? [Gwendolen bites her lip, and beats her foot nervously with her parasol.]

      Gwendolen. [Looking round.] Quite a well-kept garden this is, Miss Cardew.

      Cecily. So glad you like it, Miss Fairfax.

      Gwendolen. I had no idea there were any flowers in the country.

      Cecily. Oh, flowers are as common here, Miss Fairfax, as people are in London.

      Gwendolen. Personally I cannot understand how anybody manages to exist in the country, if anybody who is anybody does. The country always bores me to death.

      Cecily. Ah! This is what the newspapers call agricultural depression, is it not? I believe the aristocracy are suffering very much from it just at present. It is almost an epidemic amongst them, I have been told. May I offer you some tea, Miss Fairfax?

      Gwendolen. [With elaborate politeness.] Thank you. [Aside.] Detestable girl! But I require tea!

      Cecily. [Sweetly.] Sugar?

      Gwendolen. [Superciliously.] No, thank you. Sugar is not fashionable any more. [Cecily looks angrily at her, takes up the tongs and puts four lumps of sugar into the cup.]

      Cecily. [Severely.] Cake or bread and butter?

      Gwendolen. [In a bored manner.] Bread and butter, please. Cake is rarely seen at the best houses nowadays.

      Cecily. [Cuts a very large slice of cake, and puts it on the tray.] Hand that to Miss Fairfax.

      [Merriman does so, and goes out with footman. Gwendolen drinks the tea and makes a grimace. Puts down cup at once, reaches out her hand to the bread and butter, looks at it, and finds it is cake. Rises in indignation.]

      Gwendolen. You have filled my tea with lumps of sugar, and though I asked most distinctly for bread and butter, you have given me cake. I am known for the gentleness of my disposition, and the extraordinary sweetness of my nature, but I warn you, Miss Cardew, you may go too far.

      Cecily. [Rising.] To save my poor, innocent, trusting boy from the machinations of any other girl there are no lengths to which I would not go.

      Gwendolen. From the moment I saw you I distrusted you. I felt that you were false and deceitful. I am never deceived in such matters. My first impressions of people are invariably right.

      Cecily. It seems to me, Miss Fairfax, that I am trespassing on your valuable time. No doubt you have many other calls of a similar character to make in the neighbourhood.

      [Enter Jack.]

      Gwendolen. [Catching sight of him.] Ernest! My own Ernest!

      Jack. Gwendolen! Darling! [Offers to kiss her.]

      Gwendolen. [Draws back.] A moment! May I ask if you are engaged to be married to this young lady? [Points to Cecily.]

      Jack. [Laughing.] To dear little Cecily! Of course not! What could have put such an idea into your pretty little head?

      Gwendolen. Thank you. You may! [Offers her cheek.]

      Cecily. [Very sweetly.] I knew there must be some misunderstanding, Miss Fairfax. The gentleman whose arm is at present round your waist is my guardian, Mr. John Worthing.

      Gwendolen. I beg your pardon?

      Cecily. This is Uncle Jack.

      Gwendolen. [Receding.] Jack! Oh!

      [Enter Algernon.]

      Cecily. Here is Ernest.

      Algernon. [Goes straight over to Cecily without noticing any one else.] My own love! [Offers to kiss her.]

      Cecily. [Drawing back.] A moment, Ernest! May I ask you — are you engaged to be married to this young lady?

      Algernon. [Looking round.] To what young lady? Good heavens! Gwendolen!

      Cecily. Yes! to good heavens, Gwendolen, I mean to Gwendolen.

      Algernon. [Laughing.] Of course not! What could have put such an idea into your pretty little head?

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