In a Steamer Chair, and Other Stories. Barr Robert

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СКАЧАТЬ be well done, that is how they should be done. Now, just notice how much more artistically the deck steward arranged these rugs than you did yesterday morning. I think it is worth a good fee to be wrapped up so comfortably as that."

      "I guess I'll take lessons from the deck steward then, and even if I do not get a fee, I may perhaps get some gratitude at least."

      "Gratitude? Why, you should think it a privilege."

      "Well, Miss Earle, to tell the truth, I do. It is a privilege that—I hope you will not think I am trying to flatter you when I say—any man might be proud of."

      "Oh, dear," replied the young lady, laughing, "I did not mean it in that way at all. I meant that it was a privilege to be allowed to practise on those particular rugs. Now, a man should remember that he undertakes a very great responsibility when he volunteers to place the rugs around a lady on a steamer chair. He may make her look very neat and even pretty by a nice disposal of the rugs, or he may make her look like a horrible bundle."

      "Well, then, I think I was not such a failure after all yesterday morning, for you certainly looked very neat and pretty."

      "Then, if I did, Mr. Morris, do not flatter yourself it was at all on account of your disposal of the rugs, for the moment you had left a very handsome young lady came along, and, looking at me, said, with such a pleasant smile, 'Why, what a pretty rug you have there; but how the steward has bungled it about you! Let me fix it,' and with that she gave it a touch here and a smooth down there, and the result was really so nice that I hated to go down to breakfast. It is a pity you went away so quickly yesterday morning. You might have had an opportunity of becoming acquainted with the lady, who is, I think, the prettiest girl on board this ship."

      "Do you?" said Mr. Morris, shortly.

      "Yes, I do. Have you noticed her? She sits over there at the long table near the centre. You must have seen her; she is so very, very pretty, that you cannot help noticing her."

      "I am not looking after pretty women this voyage," said Morris, savagely.

      "Oh, are you not? Well, I must thank you for that. That is evidently a very sincere compliment. No, I can't call it a compliment, but a sincere remark, I think the first sincere one you have made to-day."

      "Why, what do you mean?" said Morris, looking at her in a bewildered sort of way.

      "You have been looking after me this morning, have you not, and yesterday morning? And taking ever so much pains to be helpful and entertaining, and now, all at once you say—Well, you know what you said just now."

      "Oh yes. Well, you see—"

      "Oh, you can't get out of it, Mr. Morris. It was said, and with evident sincerity."

      "Then you really think you are pretty?" said Mr. Morris, looking at his companion, who flushed under the remark.

      "Ah, now," she said, "you imagine you are carrying the war into the enemy's country. But I don't at all appreciate a remark like that. I don't know but I dislike it even more than I do your compliments, which is saying a good deal."

      "I assure you," said Morris, stiffly, "that I have not intended to pay any compliments. I am not a man who pays compliments."

      "Not even left-handed ones?"

      "Not even any kind, that I know of. I try as a general thing to speak the truth."

      "Ah, and shame your hearers?"

      "Well, I don't care who I shame as long as I succeed in speaking the truth."

      "Very well, then; tell me the truth. Have you noticed this handsome young lady I speak of?"

      "Yes, I have seen her."

      "Don't you think she is very pretty?"

      "Yes, I think she is."

      "Don't you think she is the prettiest woman on the ship?"

      "Yes, I think she is."

      "Are you afraid of pretty women?"

      "No, I don't think I am."

      "Then, tell me why, the moment she appeared on the deck yesterday morning, you were so much agitated that you spilled most of my coffee in the saucer?"

      "Did I appear agitated?" asked Morris, with some hesitation.

      "Now, I consider that sort of thing worse than a direct prevarication."

      "What sort of thing?"

      "Why, a disingenuous answer. You know you appeared agitated. You know you were agitated. You know you had a camp-stool, and that you intended to sit down here and drink your coffee. All at once you changed your mind, and that change was coincident with the appearance on deck of the handsome young lady I speak of. I merely ask why?"

      "Now, look here, Miss Earle, even the worst malefactor is not expected to incriminate himself. I can refuse to answer, can I not?"

      "Certainly you may. You may refuse to answer anything, if you like. It was only because you were boasting about speaking the truth that I thought I should test your truth-telling qualities. I have been expecting every moment that you would say to me I was very impertinent, and that it was no business of mine, which would have been quite true. There, you see, you had a beautiful chance of speaking the truth which you let slip entirely unnoticed. But there is the breakfast gong. Now, I must confess to being very hungry indeed. I think I shall go down into the saloon."

      "Please take my arm, Miss Earle," said the young man.

      "Oh, not at all," replied that young lady; "I want something infinitely more stable. I shall work my way along this brass rod until I can make a bolt for the door. If you want to make yourself real useful, go and stand on the stairway, or the companion-way I think you call it, and if I come through the door with too great force you'll prevent me from going down the stairs."

      "'Who ran to help me when I fell,'" quoted Mr. Morris, as he walked along ahead of her, having some difficulty in maintaining his equilibrium.

      "I wouldn't mind the falling," replied the young lady, "if you only would some pretty story tell; but you are very prosaic, Mr. Morris. Do you ever read anything at all?"

      "I never read when I have somebody more interesting than a book to talk to."

      "Oh, thank you. Now, if you will get into position on the stairway, I shall make my attempts at getting to the door."

      "I feel like a base-ball catcher," said Morris, taking up a position somewhat similar to that of the useful man behind the bat.

      Miss Earle, however, waited until the ship was on an even keel, then walked to the top of the companion-way, and, deftly catching up the train of her dress with as much composure as if she were in a ballroom, stepped lightly down the stairway. Looking smilingly over her shoulder at the astonished baseball catcher, she said—

      "I wish you would not stand in that ridiculous attitude, but come and accompany me to the breakfast table. As I told you, I am very hungry."

      The steamer gave a lurch that nearly precipitated Morris down the stairway, and the next moment he was by her side.

      "Are you fond of base-ball?" she said to him.

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