Of Lions and Unicorns: A Lifetime of Tales from the Master Storyteller. Michael Morpurgo

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СКАЧАТЬ the while he keeps on

      with his whistling and whooping.

      I mean, does he think

      I haven’t done this before?

      Doesn’t he know

      this is what I’m made for?

      Hare down the hill.

      Leap the stream.

      Get right around behind them.

      Keep low. Don’t rush them. That’s good.

      They’re all going now. The whole flock of them are trotting along nicely.

      And I’m slinking along behind, my eye on every one of them,

      my bark and my bite deep inside their heads.

      “Good dog,” I get. Third one today. Not bad.

      I watch the shearing

      from the top of the haybarn.

      Good place to sleep, this.

      Tigger’s somewhere here.

      I can smell her.

      There she is, up on the rafter,

      waving her tail at me.

      She’s teasing me. I’ll show her.

      Later, I’ll do it later.

      Sleep now. Lovely.

      “Russ! Where are you, Russ?

      I want these sheep out.

      Now! Move yourself.”

      All right, all right.

      Down I go, and out they go,

      all in a great muddle

      bleating at each other,

      bopping one another.

      They don’t recognise each other without their clothes on.

      Not very bright, that’s the trouble with sheep.

      Will you look at that!

      There’s hundreds of crows out in my corn field.

      Well, I’m not having that, am I?

      After them! Show them who’s boss!

      Thirsty work, this.

      What’s this? Fox!

      I can smell him.

      I follow him down

      through the bluebell wood to his den.

      He’s down there, deep down.

      Can’t get at him. Pity.

      Need a drink.

      Shake myself dry in the sun.

      Time for another sleep.

      Lovely.

      Smarty wakes me.

      I know what he’s thinking.

      How about

      a Tigger hunt?

      We find her soon enough.

      We’re after her.

      We’re catching her up.

      Closer. Closer.

      Right on her tail.

      That’s not fair.

      She’s found a tree.

      Up she goes.

      We can’t climb trees, so we bark our heads off.

      Ah well, you can’t win them all.

      “Russ, where were you, Russ?”

      Lula’s dad. Shouting for me again.

      “Get those calves out in the field.

      What’s the point in keeping a dog

      and barking myself?”

      Nothing worse than trying to move young calves.

      They’re all tippy-toed and skippy.

      Pretty things.

      Pity they get so big and lumpy when they get older.

      There, done it. Well done, me!

      Back to the end of the lane to meet Lula.

      I’m a bit late. She’s there already,

      swinging her bag and singing.

       “Happy birthday to me,

       happy birthday to me.

       Happy birthday, dear Lula,

       happy birthday to me!”

      For tea there’s a big cake with candles on it,

      and they’re singing that song again.

      Will you look at them

      tucking into that cake!

      And never a thought for me.

      Lula’s so busy unwrapping her presents

      that she doesn’t even notice I’m there,

      not even when I put my head on her knee.

      Car! Car coming up my lane, and not one I know.

      I’m out of the house in a flash.

      I’m not just a farm dog, you know, I’m a guard dog too.

      “Russ! Stop that barking, will you?”

      That’s all the thanks I get.

      I’m telling you, it’s a dog’s life.

      Looks like a horse to me.

      Give him a sniff.

      Yes, definitely a horse.

      Lula СКАЧАТЬ