You Cannot Be Serious!: The 101 Most Frustrating Things in Sport. Matthew Norman

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       To Rebecca and Louis, implacable enemies of sport in all its myriad guises

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

      Introduction

      101 - Roger Federer

      100 - Neville Neville

      99 - Adolf Hitler

      98 - Simon Barnes

      97 - The Argentine Polo Player

      96 - Blake Aldridge

      95 - Peter Fleming

      94 - Tony Green

      93 - Frank Warren

      92 - Graeme Souness

      91 - Kriss Akabusi

      90 - Ronnie O’Sullivan

      89 - Pelé

      88 - Brian Barwick

      87 - Sledging

      86 - Graham Poll

      85 - Pat Cash

      84 - Richard Keys

      83 - Harold ‘Dickie’ Bird

      82 - Mervyn King

      81 - Virtual Racing

      80 - Alastair Campbell

      79 - The Vuvuzela

      78 - The Charlton Brothers

      77 - The Charity Fun Runner

      76 - Rhona Martin

      75 - Arjen Robben

      74 - David O’Leary

      73 - Lleyton Hewitt

      72 - Ken Bailey

      71 - Alan Sugar

      70 - John McEnroe

      69 - David Bryant

      68 - Badge-Kissing

      67 - In da Hole!

      66 - Sir Geoffrey Charles Hurst

      65 - George Graham

      64 - Eric Bristow

      63 - Jonathan Pearce

      62 - Sir Clive Woodward

      61 - The Japanese Racing Driver

      60 - Jonathan Edwards

      59 - Sven-Göran Eriksson

      58 - Sir Allen Stanford

      57 - The Jockey Club

      56 - Daniel Levy

      55 - Joe Bugner

      54 - Flavio Briatore

      53 - John Motson

      52 - Willie Carson

      51 - Mike Gatting

      50 - Footballers in Gloves and Tights

      49 - Paula Radcliffe

      48 - Tony Blair

      47 - BBC Sports Personality of the Year

      46 - Colin Montgomerie

      45 - Glenn Hoddle

      44 - Andre Agassi

      43 - Dwain Chambers

      42 - Sir Ian Botham

      41 - Ron Atkinson

      40 - The Centre Court Crowd

      39 - Will Carling

      38 - Tiger Woods

      37 - Sue Barker

      36 - Andy Gray

      35 - Mark Nicholas

      34 - The Barmy Army

      33 - Ashley Cole

      32 - Olympic Race Walking

      31 - Mick McCarthy

      30 - Thierry Henry

      29 - Naseem Hamed

      28 - David Pleat

      27 - Sepp Blatter

      26 - The Bare-Chested Gargantuan Newcastle Fan

      25 - Steve McClaren

      24 - John Inverdale

      23 - Kenneth Bates

      22 - Alan Shearer

      21 - Billy Bowden

      20 - Derek Thompson

      19 - Michael Schumacher

      18 - John Terry

      17 - Pete Sampras

      16 - Harald ‘Toni’ Schumacher

      15 - Kevin СКАЧАТЬ