You Had Me At Hello. Mhairi McFarlane
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Название: You Had Me At Hello

Автор: Mhairi McFarlane

Издательство: HarperCollins

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isbn: 9780007488032

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СКАЧАТЬ this type of argument, like the back of my hand.

      ‘I don’t want a DJ either,’ he adds.

      ‘Why not?’

      ‘They’re always naff.’

      ‘You want to do all the music?’

      ‘We’ll do iPod compilations, Spotify, whatever. Put them on shuffle.’

      ‘OK.’

      I should let this go, try when he’s in a better mood, but I don’t.

      ‘We’ll have The Beatles and Abba and stuff for the older generation on there, though? They’re not going to get it if it’s all fuck-you-I-won’t-do-what-you-tell-me and blaring amps.’

      ‘“Dancing Queen”? No bloody way. Even if your cousin Alan wants to mince around to it.’ He purses his lips and makes a ‘flapping hands at nipple level’ Orville the Duck gesture that could be considered gratuitously provocative.

      ‘Why do you have to behave as if this is such a hassle?’

      ‘I thought you wanted to get married on our terms, in our way. We agreed.’

      ‘Yes, our terms. Not your terms,’ I say. ‘I want you to have a chance to talk to our friends and family. It’s a party, for everyone.’

      My eyes drifted to my engagement ring. Why were we getting married, again? A few months ago, we were tipsy on ouzo digestifs in a Greek restaurant, celebrating Rhys getting a decent bonus at work. It came up as one of the big things we could spend it on. We liked the idea of a bash, agreed it was probably ‘time’. There was no proposal, just Rhys topping up my glass and saying ‘Fuck it, why not, eh?’ and winking at me.

      It felt so secure, and right, and obvious a decision in that steamy, noisy dining room, that night. Watching the belly dancer dragging pensioners up to gyrate alongside her, laughing till our bellies hurt. I loved Rhys, and I suppose in my agreement was an acceptance of: well, who else am I going to marry? Yes, we lived with a grumbling undercurrent of dissatisfaction. But like the toad-speckles of mouldy damp in the far corner of the bathroom, it was going to be a lot of upheaval to fix, and we never quite got round to it.

      Though we’d waited long enough, I’d never really doubted we would formalise things. While Rhys still had the untamed hair and wore the eternal student uniform of grubby band t-shirts, distressed denim and All Stars, underneath it all, I knew he wanted the piece of paper before the kids. We called both sets of parents when we got home, ostensibly to share our joy, maybe also so we couldn’t go back on it when we’d sobered up. Not moonlight and sonatas but, as Rhys would say, life isn’t.

      Now I picture this day, supposedly the happiest day of our lives, full of compromises and swallowed irritation and Rhys being clubby and standoffish with his band mates, the way he was when I first met him, when being in his gang had been all my undeveloped heart muscle desired.

      ‘For how long is the band going to be the third person in this relationship? Are you going to be out at rehearsals when I’m home with a screaming baby?’

      Rhys pulls the wine glass from his lips.

      ‘Where’s that come from? What, I’ve got to be a different person, give up something I love, to be good enough for you?’

      ‘I didn’t say that. I just don’t think you playing should be getting in the way of us spending time together on our wedding day.’

      ‘Ha. We’ll have a lifetime together afterwards.’

      He says this as if it’s a sentence in Strangeways, with shower bumming, six a.m. exercise drills in the yard and smuggling coded messages to people on the outside. Won’t. Let. Me. Come. To. Pub …

      I take a deep breath, and feel a hard, heavy weight beneath my ribcage, a pain that I could try to dissolve with wine. It has worked in the past.

      ‘I’m not sure this wedding is a good idea.’

      It’s out. The nagging thought has bubbled up right through from subconscious to conscious and has continued onwards, leaving my mouth. I’m surprised I don’t want to take it back.

      Rhys shrugs.

      ‘I said to do a flit abroad. You wanted to do it here.’

      ‘No, I mean I don’t think getting married at the moment is a good idea.’

      ‘Well, it’s going to look pretty fucking weird if we call it off.’

      ‘That’s not a good enough reason to go through with it.’

      Give me a reason. Maybe I’m the one sending desperate messages in code. I realise that I’ve come to an understanding, woken up, and Rhys isn’t hearing the urgency. I’ve said the sort of thing we don’t say. Refusal to listen isn’t enough of a response.

      He gives an extravagant sigh, one full of unarticulated exhaustion at the terrible trials of living with me.

      ‘Whatever. You’ve been spoiling for a fight ever since you got home.’

      ‘No I haven’t!’

      ‘And now you’re going to sulk to try to force me into agreeing to some DJ who’ll play rubbish for you and your divvy friends when you’re pissed. Fine. Book it, do it all your way, I can’t be bothered to argue.’

      ‘Divvy?

      Rhys takes a slug of wine, stands up.

      ‘I’m going to get on with dinner, then.’

      ‘Don’t you think the fact we can’t agree on this might be telling us something?’

      He sits again, heavily.

      ‘Oh, Jesus, Rachel, don’t try to turn this into a drama, it’s been a long week. I haven’t got the energy for a tantrum.’

      I’m tired, too, but not from five days of work. I’m tired of the effort of pretending. We’re about to spend thousands of pounds on the pretence, in front of all of the people who know us best, and the prospect’s making me horribly queasy.

      The thing is, Rhys’s incomprehension is reasonable. His behaviour is business as usual. This is business as usual. It’s something in me that’s snapped. A piece of my machinery has finally worn out, the way a reliable appliance can keep running and running and then, one day, it doesn’t.

      ‘It’s not a good idea for us to get married, full stop,’ I say. ‘Because I’m not sure it’s even a good idea for us to be together. We’re not happy.’

      Rhys looks slightly stunned. Then his face closes, a mask of defiance again.

      ‘You’re not happy?’

      ‘No, I’m not happy. Are you?’

      Rhys squeezes his eyes shut, sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose.

      ‘Not at this exact moment, funnily enough.’

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