It Hit Me Like a Ton of Bricks: A memoir of a mother and daughter. Catherine Burns L.

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СКАЧАТЬ the plane I read travel books looking for flea markets, trying not to dwell on why, for the sixth year in a row, that fucking theater company won’t let me in and my mother reads Vanity Fair, which she pretends is beneath her.

      “It’s for the plane,” she says.

      “Whatever.” The seat belt sign is turned off. Our first beverage arrives. “What time is it anyway?” I ask her. I’m thirty, with a divorce under my belt, but I don’t have a watch.

      “It’s a quarter to five, which means it’s a quarter to one in Paris except I don’t know if they have daylight saving time in Paris. I know they do in London, but the French are so peculiar. What would you like to see first? Where shall I take you first? I absolutely cannot wait to show you my Paris.”

      “Well, you know,” I say, “I was sort of thinking maybe we wouldn’t, you know, do everything together. Like maybe—”

      “Don’t say ‘like.’”

      “Well maybe I thought we could have adventures, separately, during the day and, you know, like meet for dinner and tell each other everything that happened.” And I can see for the first time in a long time, I have hurt my mother’s feelings. She hurts mine all the time, but for some reason that’s different. I cannot bear hurting hers. I want to be my Jewish person’s idea of Catholic and repent, so I take it back: “But we don’t have to do it that way,” I say. “I just thought you liked doing it that way.”

      “Why would I want to do it that way?” she says.

      “Because you did it that way with Spencer last year and you said you had such a good time.”

      “Don’t be ridiculous. That was Spencer. He’s impossible. And we hate whatever the other one likes. He wants to drag me to those hideous flea markets, he likes to go to very expensive restaurants. He’s awful. This is totally different. You’re my kid. I’m taking you to Paris. It’s my gift to you. I want to share it with you.” I had not thought of it like that.

      In Paris, we reach a compromise. I am allowed to visit the hideous flea markets and she is allowed to undermine my sense of self. We eat steak frites every night we are there. Eating so much steak frites makes her very rude to the waiters. It is as though she is embarrassed at how much steak frites she eats so when they take her order she just wants them to go away. “Steak frites!” she barks at them.

      I, on the other hand, try to order very sweetly. We drink a lot of red wine and people watch. She kicks me under the table whenever there are Germans nearby because she is a Jew who grew up during the Holocaust and can’t help it. I would never tolerate this in New York, or anywhere in America for that matter, but somehow in Europe it seems different. I let it slide.

      “What’s the matter? Are you all right? Are you not enjoying yourself? What’s wrong?” she says staring into me. Nothing is wrong. It is quite the opposite. Everything is great. Sometimes my mother has the uncanny ability to read my thoughts and totally reverse them.

      We visit Chartres. On the train my mother says, “Look at all the ticky-tacky houses.”

      “Yeah, I was just thinking that.”

      “Do you remember that song?”

      “What song?”

      “The ticky-tacky houses song? It was a song on a Pete Seeger record you used to like to listen to when you were little.” I don’t remember actually, but I remember her telling me I liked it so many times it is as though I remember. Past the outskirts of the city we travel through fields and meadows where the grass looks so soft I want to take all my clothes off and lie down in it. We roll through little towns where it seems as if every blossom is blooming and every bud is bursting. There is euphoria in the air, as if all of nature is jumping up and down saying, “The leaves are coming! The leaves are coming!” I point out the buds and blossoms to my mother. “Mmm. They are so delicate,” she says. There is a long pause. “And things of delicacy don’t last.”

      We walk through the town of Chartres eating amazing sandwiches: tuna fish, hard-boiled eggs, cornichons, and tomatoes on bread that is so delicious it makes the contents irrelevant. We inhale and savor every bite. Halfway down the block my mother wants to turn around and get another sandwich. “No!” I say. “If you do you’ll be too full for steak frites later.” She stops cold.

      We arrive at the church. I get very emotional and respectful in churches. My mother doesn’t, which I don’t entirely understand, but I can tell she thinks her reaction is infinitely more practical than mine. In the back and up some stairs, a grail, some swords, several priests’ robes, and an entire outfit worn by Charles V are on display. I am moved to tears. I can tell my mother wishes I wasn’t. I can’t get over how old everything is and how long it lasts. It both comforts and depresses me. The exhibit is behind Plexiglas and an old plainclothes nun is sitting in front taking collections. I give her a heap of money. My mother shakes her head. As we walk out she says, “I think it’s the balance and the proportion. You know.” There is a long pause for me to visualize the balance and the proportion. She continues. “Yes, that’s what it is. The balance and the proportion. The height and the space. You know? That is what makes good architecture.”

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