How Not to Act Old: 185 Ways to Pass for Cool, Sound, Wicked, or at Least Not Totally Lame. Pamela Satran Redmond
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      Published in 2010 by Collins

      First published in the USA by HarperCollins,

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      Text © Pamela Redmond Satran 2009

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      Version: 2017-04-27

       For my father

       Joe Redmond

       for ever ageless

      Contents

Cover
Title Page
Copyright
Dedication
Introduction
#1 Stop Using E-mail
How Not to E-mail Old: 10 Musts to Avoid
#2 Don’t Say ‘Awesome’, ‘Dude’, or ‘Phat’
Guide to 11 Young–Old Slang Expressions
#3 Unstrap that Rolex
#4 Don’t Fear the Waxer
40-year-old Bikini-Waxing Virgin? 9 Things to Expect
#5 Avoid Direct Confrontation
#6 Don’t Leave a Message
#7 Don’t Dance to ‘Sexual Healing’
How to Grind, in 6 Easy Steps
8 Best Old-people Songs to Dance to … and 7 Young Ones that May Actually Get You Going
#8–19 How Not to Work Old
#20 Beware the Accidental Hook-up
What Exactly Is a Hook-up? A Teenager Tells All … Well, Some
#21 Don’t Smoke Pot
#22 Don’t СКАЧАТЬ