Nothing to Eat. Thomas Chandler Haliburton

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         And what do you eat in the mess there compounded?

         For roast beef, the gravy the soap-man should claim—

         The soup some odd things might turn up if sounded,

         And other “made-dishes” might turn up the same.

         Decoctions that puzzle your chemical skill,

         You get if you call either coffee or tea;

         And milk that is made with and tastes of the swill,

         As like milk, as wine is that often we see

         Is like to the juice of the grape in perfection,

         Or like as the candidate after election

         Is like the fair thing that we hoped or expected

         Before the base thief was exposed or detected;

         As like truth and virtue—and more is the pity—

         The men we elected to rule our own city.

         In “council” while sitting, though “common” we call them,

         In common opinion, if people at large

         Are’s common in morals, no worse could befal ‘em

         If Satan should take them at once in his charge.

         If food as their filth was as plenty for diet,

         No lack would they feel of the coveted cash,

         Or power they maintain with the power of a riot,

         When heads of opponents are served up as hash

         By Star-chamber cooks of the club “restoration,”

          That rules now the city and would rule the nation,

         If “Sachems” were willing the “Wigwam” to yield,

         And give the arch-traitor a fair fighting field.

         But fighting just now is not our intention,

         But dining with Merdle, the banker, in state,

         And only these items like side dishes mention,

         While waiting the coming the main dinner plate.

         While waiting debating I stated before,

         Jack Merdle drove up in his carriage and bays,

         “Halloo,” said the banker, “I see you’re ashore—

         No wonder—this weather is all in a haze—

         But come in my carriage, and truly confess

         You’re a victim of hunger and dinner down town;

         A case of most common distressing distress;

         When dining in public with Jones, Smith or Brown,

         Or some other practical men of the nation,

         Is worse on the whole than a little starvation.

         But come home with me for the sake of Lang Syne,

         And see Mrs. Merdle and see how we dine.

         I must not expect,” he advised in advance,

         “To meet with a dinner got up in perfection,

         But must run the risk of the luck and the chance,

         As candidates do on the day of election.”

         Now Merdle, en passant, I had known for a score

         Of years, when a dinner with Jones, Brown or Smith

         As good as one gets for a quarter or more,

         Was a thing unthought of, or else but a myth

         In Merde’s day-dreaming of things yet in store,

         When hope painted visions of a painted abode,

         And hope never hoped for anything more—

         I’m sure never dreamed he would dine a la mode.

         In dreams wildest fancy I doubt if he dreamed,

         That time in its changes that wears rocky shores,

         Should change what so changeless certainly seemed,

         Till Merdle, Jack Merdle, would own twenty stores,

         Much more own a bank, e’en the horse that he rode,

         Or pay half the debts of the wild oats he sowed.

         I knew when he worked at his old father’s trade,

         And thought he would stick to his wax and the last,

         But Fortune, the fickle, incontinent jade,

         A turn to his fortune has given a cast;

         “A wife with a fortune,” which men hunt in packs,

         To Jack was the fortune that fell to his share;

         A fortune that often is such a hard tax,

         That men hurry through it with “nothing to spare,”

          With “nothing to eat,” or a house “fit to live in,”

          With “nothing half decent” to put on their backs,

         With nothing “exclusive” to have or believe in,

         “Except what is common to common street hacks.”

         So fortune and comfort, that should be like brothers,

         Though fought for and bled for where fortunes are made,

         Though sought for and failed of by ten thousand others,

         Are not worth the fighting and fuss that is made.

         But fortune for Merdle by Cupid was cast,

         And bade him look higher than wax and the last,

         That Merdle his father, with good honest trade,

         Had used with the stitches his waxed end had made.

         I knew when old Merdle lived down by the mill,

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