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Название: Сахарная вата

Автор: Катя Метелица

Издательство: Этерна

Жанр: Юмористическая проза

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isbn: 978-5-480-00127-3

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СКАЧАТЬ чудесная шуточка старого советского юмориста. Вещественные признаки неискренности можно продолжать долго, и почетное место рядом с электрическим самоваром займет предмет под названием автоответчик.

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