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СКАЧАТЬ on another three feet away. It is hard for even a janitor to be dignified in such a position, and while he was gathering his scattered impressions Patty looked longingly around the room for some one to enjoy the spectacle with her. She felt that the silence was becoming ominous, however, and she hastened to interrupt it.

      "There's something wrong with that stove; it won't burn a bit. I am afraid we didn't put it together just right. I shouldn't be surprised if you might be able to tell what's the matter with it, Mr. Peters." She smiled sweetly. "Men know such a lot about such things! Would you mind looking at it?"

      Peters grunted again; but he approached the stove.

      Five minutes later, when Priscilla stuck her head in to find out if, by chance, anything remained of Patty, she saw Peters on his knees on the floor of her bedroom, with the dismembered stove scattered about him, and heard him saying, "I don't know as I have any call to report you, for I s'pose, since they're up, they might as well stay"; and Patty's voice returning: "You're very kind, Mr. Peters. Of course if we'd known—" Priscilla shut the door softly, and retired around the corner to await Peters's departure.

      "How in the world did you manage him?" she asked, bursting in as soon as the sound of his footsteps had died away down the corridor. "I expected to sing a requiem over your remains, and I found Peters on his knees, engaged in amicable conversation."

      Patty smiled inscrutably. "You must remember," she said, "that Peters is not only a janitor: he is also a man."

      II

      An Early Fright

      "I'LL make the tea to-day," said Patty, graciously.

      "As you please," said Priscilla, with a skeptical shrug.

      Patty bustled about amid a rattle of china. "The cups are rather dusty," she observed dubiously.

      "You'd better wash them," Priscilla returned.

      "No," said Patty; "it's too much trouble. Just close the blinds, please, and we'll light the candles, and that will do as well. Come in," she called in answer to a knock.

      Georgie Merriles, Lucille Carter, and the Bartlet Twin appeared in the doorway.

      "Did I hear the two P's were going to serve tea this afternoon?" inquired the Twin.

      "Yes; come in. I'm going to make it myself," answered Patty, "and you'll see how much more attentive a hostess I am than Priscilla. Here, Twin," she added, "you take the kettle out and fill it with water; and, Lucille, please go and borrow some alcohol from the freshmen at the end of the corridor; our bottle's empty. I'd do it myself, only I've borrowed such a lot lately, and they don't know you, you see. And—oh, Georgie, you're an obliging dear; just run down-stairs to the store and get some sugar. I think I saw some money in that silver inkstand on Priscilla's desk."

      "We've got some sugar," objected Priscilla. "I bought a whole pound yesterday."

      "No, my lamb; we haven't got it any more. I lent it to Bonnie Connaught last night. Just hunt around for the spoons," she added. "I think I saw them on the bottom shelf of the bookcase, behind Kipling."

      "And what, may I ask, are you going to do?" inquired Priscilla.

      "I?" said Patty. "Oh, I am going to sit in the arm-chair and preside."

      Ten minutes later, the company being disposed about the room on cushions, and the party well under way, it was discovered that there were no lemons.

      "Are you sure?" asked Patty, anxiously.

      "Not one," said Priscilla, peering into the stein where the lemons were kept.

      "I," said Georgie, "refuse to go to the store again."

      "No matter," said Patty, graciously; "we can do very well without them." (She did not take lemon herself.) "The object of tea is not for the sake of the tea, but for the conversation which accompanies it, and one must not let accidents annoy him. You see, young ladies," she went on, in the tone of an instructor giving a lecture, "though I have just spilled the alcohol over the sugar, I appear not to notice it, but keep up an easy flow of conversation to divert my guests. A repose of manner is above all things to be cultivated." Patty leaned languidly back in her chair. "To-morrow is Founder's Day," she resumed in a conversational tone. "I wonder if many—"

      "That reminds me," interrupted the Twin. "You girls needn't save any dances for my brother. I got a letter from him this morning saying he couldn't come."

      "He hasn't broken anything, has he?" Patty asked sympathetically.

      "Broken anything?"

      "Ah—an arm, or a leg, or a neck. Accidents are so prevalent about Founder's time."

      "No; he was called out of town on important business."

      "Important business!" Patty laughed. "Dear man! why couldn't he have thought of something new?"

      "I think myself it was just an excuse," the Twin acknowledged. "He seemed to have an idea that he would be the only man here, and that, alone and unaided, he would have to dance with all six hundred girls."

      Patty shook her head sadly. "They're all alike. Founder's wouldn't be Founder's if half the guests didn't develop serious illness or important business or dead relations the last minute. The only safe way is to invite three men and make out one program."

      "I simply can't realize that to-morrow is Founder's," said Priscilla. "It doesn't seem a week since we unpacked our trunks after vacation, and before we know it we shall be packing them again for Christmas."

      "Yes; and before we know it we'll be unpacking them again, with examinations three weeks ahead," said Georgie the pessimist.

      "Oh, for the matter of that," returned Patty the optimist, "before we know it we'll be walking up one side of the platform for our diplomas and coming down the other side blooming alumnæ."

      "And then," sighed Georgie, "before we even have time to decide on a career, we'll be old ladies, telling our grandchildren to stand up straight and remember their rubbers."

      "And," said Priscilla, "before any of us get any tea we'll be in our graves, if you don't stop talking and watch that kettle."

      "It's boiling," said Patty.

      "Yes," said Priscilla; "it's been boiling for ten minutes."

      "It's hot," said Patty.

      "I should think it might be," said Priscilla.

      "And now the problem is, how to get it off without burning one's self."

      "You're presiding to-day; you must solve your own problems."

      "'Tis an easy matter," and Patty hooked it off on the end of a golf-club. "Young ladies," she said, with a wave of the kettle, "there is nothing like a college education to teach you a way out of every difficulty. If, when you are out in the wide, wide world—"

      "Where, oh, where are the grave old seniors?"

      chanted the Twin.

      "Where, oh, where are they?"

      The rest took it up, and Patty waited patiently.

      "They've gone out of Cairnsley's ethics,

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