Рок-н-ролл пьяного генерала вытегорских карьеров. Рассказы, анекдоты, афоризмы, частушки, притчи, приколы, фельетоны, тост. Сергей Борисович Моторин
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СКАЧАТЬ пожарным. Дом один, помню, горел не хило! Поставил лестницу, взял рукав со стволом и вперед с песнями на второй этаж. Окно, как и положено, ногой выдавил (не моё же окно!), да через подоконник в пекло! Глянул назад на улицу, а там фотограф делает фото горящего дома! Кричу ему:– Давай на память для истории! Он согласился и фоткает меня, спасителя народного добра!

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