Wild Life Near Home. Sharp Dallas Lore

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СКАЧАТЬ and that is a clear, keen November night, enameled with frost and set with the hunter's moon.

      Uncle Jethro was not thinking of last summer's camp-meeting now; but still he crooned softly a camp-meeting melody:

      "Sheep an' de goats a-

      Gwine to de pastcha,

      Sheep tell de goats, 'Ain't yo'

      Walk a leetle fasta?'

      "Lawd, I wunda, who kilt John Henry,

      In de la-ane, in de lane.

      "Coon he up a gum-tree,

      Possum in de holla;

      Coon he roll hi'self in ha'r,

      Possum roll in talla.

      "Lawd, I wunda – "

      until we began to skirt Cubby Hollow, when he suddenly brought himself up with a snap.

      It was Calamity "talkin' in one of her tongues." The short, sharp bark came down from the fence at the brow of the hill. Uncle Jethro listened.

      "Jis squirrel-talk, dat. She'll talk possum by-um-bit, she will. Ain't no possum-dog in des diggin's kin talk possum wid C'lamity. An' w'en she talk possum, ol' man possum gotter listen. Sell C'lamity? Dat dog can't be bought, she can't."

      As we came under the persimmon-trees at the foot of Lupton's Pond, the moon was high enough to show us that no possum had been here yet, for there was abundance of the luscious, frost-nipped fruit upon the ground. In the bare trees the persimmons hung like silver beads. We stopped to gather a few, when Calamity woke the woods with her cry.

      "Dar he is! C'lamity done got ol' man possum now! Down by de bend! Dat's possum-talk, big talk, fat talk!" And we hurried after the dog.

      We had gone half a mile, and Uncle Jethro had picked himself up at least three times, when I protested.

      "Uncle Jeth!" I cried, "that's an awfully long-legged possum. He'll run all his fat off before we catch him."

      "Dat's so, boy, shu' 'nough! W'at dat ol' fool dog tree a long-legged possum fo', nohow? Yer, C'lamity, 'lamity, yer, yer!" he yelled, as the hound doubled and began to track the rabbit back toward us.

      We were thoroughly cooled before Calamity appeared. She was boxed on the ear and sent off again with the command to talk possum next time or be shot.

      She was soon talking again. This time it must be possum-talk. There could be no mistake about that long, steady, placid howl. The dog must be under a tree or beside a stump waiting for us. As Uncle Jethro heard the cry he chuckled, and a new moon broke through his dusky countenance.

      "Yhear dat? Dat's possum-talk. C'lamity done meet up wid de ol' man dis time, shu'."

      And so she had, as far as we could see. She was lying restfully on the bank of a little stream, her head in the air, singing that long, lonesome strain which Uncle Jethro called her possum-talk. It was a wonderfully faithful reproduction of her master's camp-meeting singing. One of his weird, wordless melodies seemed to have passed into the old dog's soul.

      But what was she calling us for? As we came up we looked around for the tree, the stump, the fallen log; but there was not a splinter in sight. Uncle Jethro was getting nervous. Calamity rose, as we approached, and pushed her muzzle into a muskrat's smooth, black hole. This was too much. She saw it, and hung her head, for she knew what was coming.

      "Look yhere, yo' obtuscious ol' fool. W'at yo' 'sociatin' wid a low-down possum as takes t' mus'rats' holes? W'at I done tol' yo' 'bout dis? Go 'long home! Go 'long en talk de moon up a tree." And as Uncle Jethro dropped upon his knees by the hole, Calamity slunk away through the brush.

      I held up a bunch of freshly washed grass-roots.

      "Uncle Jeth, this must be a new species of possum; he eats roots like any muskrat," I said innocently.

      It was good for Calamity not to be there just then. Uncle Jethro loved her as he would have loved a child; but he vowed, as he picked up his gun: "De nex' time dat no-'count dog don't talk possum, yo' 'll see de buzzard 'bout, yo' will."

      We tramped up the hill and on through the woods to some open fields. Here on the fence we waited for Calamity's signal.

      "Did you say you wouldn't put any price on Calamity, Uncle Jethro?" I asked as we waited.

      There was no reply.

      "Going to roast this possum, aren't you?"

      Silence.

      "Am I going to have an invite, Uncle Jeth?"

      "Hush up, boy! How we gwine yhear w'at dat dog say?"

      "Calamity? Why, didn't you tell her to go home?"

      The woods were still. A little screech-owl off in the trees was the only creature that disturbed the brittle silence. The owl was flitting from perch to perch, coming nearer us.

      "W'at dat owl say?" whispered Uncle Jethro, starting. "'No possum'? 'no possum'? 'no possum'? Come 'long home, boy," he commanded aloud. "W'en ol' Miss Owl say 'No possum,' C'lamity herself ain't gwine git none." And sliding to the ground, he trudged off for home.

      We were back again in the corn-field with an empty sack. The moon was riding high near eleven o'clock. From behind a shock Calamity joined us, falling in at the rear like one of our shadows. Of course Uncle Jethro did not see her. He was proud of the rheumatic old hound, and a night like this nipped his pride as the first frosts nip the lima-beans.

      It was the owl's evil doing, he argued all the way home. "W'en ol' Miss Owl say 'Stay in' – no use:

      'Simmons sweet, 'simmons red,

      Ain't no possum leave his bed.

      All de dogs in Mount Zion won't fin' no possum out dis night."

      No; it was not Calamity's fault: it was Miss Owl's.

      We were turning in back of the barn when there came a sudden yelp, sharp as a pistol-shot, and Calamity darted through Uncle Jethro's legs, almost upsetting him, making straight for the yard. At the same moment I caught sight of a large creature hurrying with a wabbly, uncertain gait along the ridge-pole of the hen-house.

      It was a possum – as big as a coon. He was already half-way down the side of the coop; but Calamity was below him, howling like mad.

      Uncle Jethro nearly unjointed himself. Before the frightened animal had time to faint, the triumphant hunter was jouncing him up and down inside the sack, and promising the bones and baking-pan to Calamity.

      "W'at dat yo' mumblin', boy? Gwine ax yo'self a' invite? G' 'way; g' 'way; yo' don' lak possum. W'at dat yo' sayin' 'g'in' C'lamity? Yo' 's needin' sleep, chil', yo' is. Ain't I done tol' yo' dat dog gwine talk possum by-um-bit? W'at dem 'flections 'g'in' ol' Miss Owl? Boosh, boy! Dat all fool-talk, w'at ol' Miss Owl say. We done been layin' low jis s'prise yo', me an' C'lamity an' ol' Miss Owl has." And as he placed the chopping-block upon the barrel to keep the possum safe till morning, he began again:

      "Coon he up a gum-tree,

      Possum in de holla;

      Coon he roll hi'self in ha'r,

      Possum roll in talla.

      "Lawd, I wunda, who kilt John Henry,

      In de la-ane, in de lane."

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