Sir Christopher: A Romance of a Maryland Manor in 1644. Goodwin Maud Wilder

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      "Ah, friends," he cried jovially, "I am glad to find so many good fellows met together. Councillor Neale, I will ask a word with you later about the bill of goods consigned to you."

      The councillor cast down his eyes as sheepishly as though all must know the goods were of doubtful repute.

      "Cornwaleys, The Reformation sails in a day or two, and I advise you to prepare your message of loyalty to the Lord General Cromwell without delay."

      Cornwaleys would have given a hundred pounds rather than that any should know he had planned to make his future safe by riding two horses, and making his submission to Parliament while he threw up his cap for the King.

      The other men about the board cowered. The whizzing of the lash was in the air, and every back quivered with the expectation that it might feel the next blow.

      But having vented his spleen in these unpleasantries, the great man grew affable, and turning to the wall where a large placard was posted, he exclaimed, —

      "Ha, Sheriff, here is a letter addressed to thee and me by our worshipful Governor pro tem. Let us read it out for the benefit of the company, who have not book-learning enough to decipher it for themselves. 'Tis writ in a shaking hand, too, especially the word 'treason,' and in truth it is as well it should be a trifle vague, for who shall write 'treason' firmly nowadays, when the war has left it so dubious who is our lawful master that none can say but a year hence the very name of this tavern shall be changed from The King's Arms to General Cromwell's Legs?"

      A titter ran round the room.

      "Hush, gentlemen! He who laughs makes himself sharer in the jest, and a jest at royalty is treason – at least, so says our king-loving Governor. Listen!"

      And in a sing-song voice Ingle began to read aloud from the placard, —

      "You see, gentlemen, the proclamation grants me till the first of February to deliver myself up; therefore my good friend Ellyson yonder must needs keep his hands off these ten days. Landlord, bring out your ale, and all good fellows shall drink with me a health to – let me see; shall it be Charles, or Oliver? And everlasting damnation to the enemies of – shall we say the King, or the Parliament?"

      The men who sat around were ready enough for a drink, but they had no mind for such dangerous toasts, and great was the relief when one shrewd fellow cried out, "Oh, quit your politics, Dick, and let us drink to the next voyage of The Reformation. And now do you give us a song, for there is none can sing like you when you can abstain from swearing long enough. But first, here's to our town, and I give you our rallying cry, – 'Hey for Saint Mary's, and wives for us all!'"

      Ingle joined with good-humor in the ringing cheer that followed. "Here goes, then," he said, as the landlord brought in the tankards. "You may guzzle while I sing, and for the benefit of you family men who are so fond of shouting 'Wives for us all!' I'll make it a song of married life. 'Tis sweetly entitled The Dumb Maid, and runs thus, —

      "'There was a country blade

      Who did wed a pretty maid,

      And he kindly conducted her

      Home, home, home.

      There in her beauty bright

      Lay his whole delight;

      But alack and alas, she was

      Dumb, dumb, dumb.'

      "Now, gentlemen, you might think this lucky husband would have been content with his good fortune, and let well enough alone; but no, he was for having a perfect wife – which was as if he would have had a white blackbird or a moral courtier or a wise king; so —

      "'To the doctor he did her bring

      For to cut her chattering string,

      And he let her tongue on

      The run, run, run.

      In the morning she did rise,

      And she filled his house with cries,

      And she rattled in his ears like a

      Drum, drum, drum.'

      "Now the stupid oaf began to discover his blunder, – but perhaps you've had enough."

      Cries of "Go on! Go on!"

      "Well, then, listen to his fate and take warning, —

      "'To the doctor he did go

      With his heart well filled with woe,

      Crying, "Doctor I am quite

      Undone, done, done.

      Now she's turned a scolding wife

      And I'm weary of my life,

      For I cannot make her hold

      Her tongue, tongue, tongue."

      "'The doctor thus did say —

      "When she went from me away

      She was perfectly cured of being

      Dumb, dumb, dumb.

      But it's beyond the art of man,

      Let him do the best he can,

      For to make a scolding woman hold

      Her tongue, tongue, tongue."'"

      Roars of applause greeted the ending of the performance. In the midst of it Ingle crossed the room to the end of the table where Sheriff Ellyson was seated.

      "Come, Sheriff, since you and I are met, let us sit down at the further end of the board where our conversation may not disturb these gentlemen."

      With this he drew up a stool for himself, and as the mugs of ale were quaffed and the pipes emptied, one after another of the bibbers and smokers reached for his cap, and moved out into the darkness with a muttered good-night, till at last none were left but Neale and Cornwaleys, two men in high standing in the colony and close friends of Governor Brent.

      Meanwhile Captain Ingle made vast inroads upon the mighty haunch of venison which the landlord set before him with obsequious attention, and a pasty with five small birds stewed together vanished into his capacious stomach without appearing to diminish his appetite. "Let us have prawns," he called to the landlord, "prawns and cheese to finish with, and brown ale from one of the hogsheads I brought in The Reformation. I always call for that," he added with a wink to Cornwaleys, "when I want something extra good. When you drink what you bring, you know what you get."

      "Ay," responded Ellyson jovially, "trundle it up, landlord, cask and all, and we will help ourselves. You may go to bed and welcome, for we mean to make a night on't. Who gets the ale-cask needs no host."

      "But who will lock the door?"

      "Why, we, to be sure!"

      "Faith!" cried the landlord with a shout СКАЧАТЬ