The Laughing Girl. Chambers Robert William

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      "No. And all your family in the army or navy. And you practically a Yankee – "

      I stared at him and whistled the Chilean anthem.

      "That's my reply," said I. "Yours is:

      "My girl's a corker,

      She's a New Yorker – "

      "What piffle you talk, you poor prune," said this typical Norwegian.

      So we filled our glasses to our respective countries, and another round to that jolly flag which bears more stars and stripes than the Chilean ensign.

      It being my turn to investigate the cellar I went. Down there in one of the alleys between bins and casks I saw Thusis moving with a lighted candle – a startling and charming apparition.

      What she might be doing down there I could not guess, and she was so disturbingly pretty that I didn't think it best to go over and inquire. Maybe she was counting the bottles of Moselle to keep reproachful tabs on us; maybe she was after vinegar. No; I realized then for the first time that the girl was far too pretty for any man to encounter her by candle-light with impunity.

      She did not see me – wouldn't have noticed me at all in the dim light had not my bunch of bottles clinked – both hands being loaded, and a couple of extra ones under each arm.

      The sound startled her apparently; she turned quite white in the candle-light and stood rigid, listening, one hand pressing her breast.

      "It is I, Thusis," I said. "Did I frighten you?"

      She denied it rather faintly. She was distractingly pretty in her breathless attitude of a scared child.

      I ought to have said something cheerful and matter of fact, and gone out of the cellar with my cargo of bottles. Instead I went over to her and looked at her – a silly, dangerous proceeding. "Thusis," I said, "I would not frighten you for one million dollars!"

      Realizing suddenly the magnitude of the sum I mentioned I pulled myself together, conscious that I could easily make an ass of myself.

      So, resolutely expelling from voice and manner any trace of sex consciousness, I said in the spirit of our best American novelists: "Permit me, Thusis, to recommend a small glass of this very excellent Moselle. Sipped judiciously and in moderation the tonic qualities are considered valuable as a nourishment to the tissues and nerves."

      "Thank you," she said, slightly bewildered.

      So I knocked off the neck of the bottle in medieval fashion – which wasted its contents because she was afraid of swallowing glass, and said so decidedly. I then noticed a row of corkscrews hanging on a beam, and she, at the same moment, discovered a tasting porringer of antique silver under one of the casks.

      She picked it up naïvely and polished it with a corner of her apron. Then she looked inquiringly at me.

      So I drew the cork and filled her porringer.

      "It is delicious Moselle," she said. "Is it Château Varenn?"

      "It is. How did you guess?"

      "I once tasted some."

      "Another of your accomplishments," said I, laughing. She laughed too, but blushed a little at her expert knowledge of Moselle.

      "I have rather a keen sense of taste and a good memory," she explained lightly; and she sipped her Moselle looking at me over the rim of the silver porringer – a perilous proceeding for me.

      "Thusis," said I.

      "Yes, Monsieur O'Ryan."

      "Did you ever, by chance, see that photograph they sell all over Europe called 'The Laughing Girl'?"

      Her dark-fringed eyes regarded me steadily over the cup's silver edge:

      "Yes," she said, "I've seen it."

      "Do you think that b-b-beautiful c-creature resembles you?"

      "Do you?" she inquired coolly, and lowered the cup. There ensued a little silence during which I became vaguely aware of my danger. I kept repeating to myself: "Try to recollect that your grandfather was an Admiral."

      After a moment she smiled: "Thank you for the tonic, Monsieur. I feel better; but I am afraid it was a presumption for me to drink in your presence… And no cup to offer you."

      "I'll use yours," said I, taking it. She was still smiling. I began to feel that I ought to pull myself together and invoke the Admiral more earnestly. But when I remembered him he bored me. And yet, could it be possible that an O'Ryan was drinking Moselle in his own cellar with his cook? In no extravagance of nightmare had I ever evoked such a cataclysmic scene. I have dreamed awful dreams in the course of my life: – such grotesqueries as, for example, finding myself on Fifth Avenue clothed only in a too brief undershirt. I have dreamed that I was wedded to a large Ethiopian who persisted in embracing me passionately in public. Other horrors I have dreamed after dining incautiously, but never, never, had I dreamed of reveling in cellars with my own cook!

      A slight perspiration bedewed my brow; – I said in a strained and tenor voice not my own, but over-modulated and quite sexless: "Thusis, I am gratified that the slight medicinal tonic of which you have partaken in moderation has restored you to your normal condition of mental and bodily vigor. I trust that the natural alarm you experienced at encountering me in the dark, has now sufficiently subsided to enable you to return to your culinary duties. Allow me to suggest an omelette for luncheon… I thank you."

      The girl's bewildered eyes rested on me so sweetly, so inquiringly, that I knew I must pull myself together at once or never. But when I evoked the image of that damned Admiral he was grinning.

      "Thusis," I said hoarsely, "you do look like that girl in my photograph. I – I can't help it – b-but you do!"

      At that her perplexed expression altered swiftly and that bewitching smile flashed in her gray eyes.

      "Good heavens," I exclaimed, "you look more like her than ever when you smile! Don't you know you do?"

      Instantly the hidden laughter lurking in the curled corners of her mouth rippled prettily into music.

      "Oh, Lord," I said, "you are 'The Laughing Girl' or her twin sister!"

      "And you," she laughed, "are so much funnier than you realize, – so delightfully young to be so in earnest! You consider the world a very, very serious place of residence, – don't you, Mr. O'Ryan? And life a most sober affair. And I am afraid that you also consider yourself quite the most ponderous proposition upon this tottering old planet. Don't you?"

      Horrified at her levity I tried to grasp the amazing fact that my cook was poking fun at me. I could not compass the idea. All I seemed to realize was that I stood in my cellar confronting a slender laughing stranger by candle-light – an amazingly pretty girl who threatened most utterly to bewitch me.

      "I'm sorry! – are you offended?" she asked, still laughing, and her dark-fringed eyes very brilliant with mischief. – "Are you very angry at me, Mr. O'Ryan?"

      "Why do you think so?" I asked, wincing at her mirth.

      "Because I suppose I know what you are thinking."

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