Plays: Lady Frederick, The Explorer, A Man of Honour. Maugham William Somerset
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СКАЧАТЬ style="font-size:15px;">      I can't bear it.

Lady Frederick

      How fortunate, then, that the house was burnt down in the eighteenth century and rebuilt in the best Georgian style.

Admiral

      Ugh.

Lady Frederick

      And you'd love to have little grandsons to dandle on your knee.

Admiral

      How do I know they wouldn't be girls?

Lady Frederick

      Oh, it's most unusual in our family.

Admiral

      I tell you I won't hear of it.

Lady Frederick

      You know, it's not bad to have the oldest baronetcy in the country but one.

Admiral

      I suppose I shall have to pack Rose off to England.

Lady Frederick

      And break her heart?

Admiral

      Women's hearts are like old china, none the worse for a break or two.

Lady Frederick

      Did you ever know my husband, Admiral?

Admiral

      Yes.

Lady Frederick

      I was married to him at seventeen because my mother thought it a good match, and I was desperately in love with another man. Before we'd been married a fortnight he came home blind drunk, and I had never seen a drunken man before. Then I found out he was a confirmed tippler. I was so ashamed. If you only knew what my life was for the ten years I lived with him. I've done a lot of foolish things in my time, but, my God, I have suffered.

Admiral

      Yes, I know, I know.

Lady Frederick

      And believe me, when two young things love one another it's better to let them marry. Love is so very rare in this world. One really ought to make the most of it when it's there.

Admiral

      I'm very sorry, but I've made up my mind.

Lady Frederick

      Ah, but won't you alter it – like Nelson. Don't be hard on Rose. She's really in love with Gerald. Do give them a chance. Won't you? Ah, do – there's a dear.

Admiral

      I don't want to hurt your feelings, but Sir Gerald is about the most ineligible young man that I've ever come across.

Lady Frederick

      [Triumphantly.] There, I knew we should agree. That's precisely what I told him this morning.

Admiral

      I understand his place is heavily mortgaged.

Lady Frederick

      No one will lend a penny more on it. If they would Gerald would borrow it at once.

Admiral

      He's got nothing but his pay to live upon.

Lady Frederick

      And his tastes are very extravagant.

Admiral

      He's a gambler.

Lady Frederick

      Yes, but then he's so good looking.

Admiral

      Eh?

Lady Frederick

      I'm glad that we agree so entirely about him. Now there's nothing left but to call the young things in, join their hands and give them our united blessing.

Admiral

      Before I consent to this marriage, madam, I'll see your brother —

Lady Frederick

      Damned?

Admiral

      Yes, madam, damned.

Lady Frederick

      Now listen to me quietly, will you?

Admiral

      I should warn you, Lady Frederick, that when I once make up my mind about a thing, I never change it.

Lady Frederick

      Now that is what I really admire. I like a man of character. You know, I've always been impressed by your strength and determination.

Admiral

      I don't know about that. But when I say a thing, I do it.

Lady Frederick

      Yes, I know. And in five minutes you're going to say that Gerald may marry your pretty Rose.

Admiral

      No, no, no.

Lady Frederick

      Now look here, don't be obstinate, I don't like you when you're obstinate.

Admiral

      I'm not obstinate. I'm firm.

Lady Frederick

      After all, Gerald has lots of good qualities. He's simply devoted to your daughter. He's been a little wild, but you know you wouldn't give much for a young man who hadn't.

Admiral

      [Gruffly.] I don't want a milksop for a son-in-law.

Lady Frederick

      As soon as he's married, he'll settle into a model country squire.

Admiral

      Well, he's a gambler, and I can't get over that.

Lady Frederick

      Shall he promise you never to play cards again? Now, don't be horrid. You don't want to make me utterly wretched, do you?

Admiral

      [Unwillingly.] Well, I'll tell you what I'll do – they shall marry if he doesn't gamble for a year.

Lady Frederick

      Oh, you duck. [She impulsively throws her arms round his neck and kisses him. He is a good deal taken aback.] I beg your pardon, I couldn't help it.

Admiral

      I don't altogether object, you know.

Lady Frederick

      Upon my word, in some ways you're rather fascinating.

Admiral

      D'you think so, really?

Lady Frederick

      I do indeed.

Admiral

      I rather wish that proposal of marriage had been on your own behalf.

Lady Frederick

      Ah, with me, dear Admiral, experience triumphs over hope. I must tell the children. [Calling.] Gerald, come here. Rose.

[Gerald and Rose come in.Lady Frederick

      I always knew your father was a perfect darling, Rose.

Rose

      Oh, papa, you are a brick.

Admiral

      I thoroughly disapprove of the marriage, my dear, but – it's not easy to say no to Lady Frederick.

Gerald

      It's awfully good of you, Admiral, and I'll do my best to make Rose a ripping husband.

Admiral

      Not so fast, young man, not so fast. There's a condition.

Rose

      Oh, father!

Lady Frederick

      Gerald is to behave himself for a year, and then you may marry.

Rose

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