Mrs. Geoffrey. Duchess
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      CHAPTER I

      HOW GEOFFREY DECLARES HIS INTENTION OF SPENDING THE AUTUMN IN IRELAND

      "I don't see why I shouldn't put in a month there very comfortably," says Geoffrey, indolently, pulling the ears of a pretty, saucy little fat terrier that sits blinking at him, with brown eyes full of love, on a chair close by. "And it will be something new to go to Ireland, at all events. It is rather out of the running these times, so probably will prove interesting; and at least there is a chance that one won't meet every town acquaintance round every corner. That's the worry of going abroad, and I'm heartily sick of the whole thing."

      "You will get murdered," says his mother, quite as indolently, half opening her eyes, which are gray as Geoffrey's own. "They always kill people, with things they call pikes, or burn them out of house and home, over there, without either rhyme or reason."

      "They certainly must be a lively lot, if all one hears is true," says Geoffrey, with a suppressed yawn.

      "You are not really going there, Geoff?"

      "Yes, really."

      "To what part of Ireland?"

      "Somewhere beyond Bantry; you have heard of Bantry Bay?"

      "Oh, I dare say! I am not sure," says Lady Rodney, pettishly, who is rather annoyed at the idea of his going to Ireland, having other plans in view for him.

      "Ever heard of Botany Bay?" asks he, idly; but, this question being distinctly frivolous, she takes no notice of it. "Well, it's in Ireland," he goes on, after a slight but dignified pause. "You have heard of the Emerald Isle, I suppose? It's the country where they grow potatoes, and say 'bedad'; and Bantry is somewhere south, I think. I'm never very sure about anything: that's one of my charms."

      "A very doubtful charm."

      "The name of the place I mean to stay at – my own actual property – is called Coolnagurtheen," goes on Geoffrey, heedless of her censure.

      "Eh?" says Lady Rodney.

      "Coolnagurtheen."

      "I always said you were clever," says his mother, languidly; "now I believe it. I don't think if I lived forever I should be able to pronounce such a sad word as that. Do – do the natives speak like that?"

      "I'll tell you when I come back," says Geoffrey, – "if I ever do."

      "So stupid of your uncle to leave you a property in such a country!" says Lady Rodney, discontentedly. "But very like him, certainly. He was never happy unless he was buying land in some uninhabitable place. There was that farm in Wallachia, – your cousin Jane nearly died of chagrin when she found it was left to her, and the lawyers told her she should take it, whether she liked it or not. Wallachia! I don't know where it is, but I am sure it is close to the Bulgarian atrocities!"

      "Our 'pretty Jane,' on occasions, can talk as much nonsense as – as any woman I ever met," says Geoffrey, – the hesitation being full of filial reverence; "and that may be called, I think, unqualified praise."

      "Better give up the Irish plan, dear, and come with Nichols and me to the Nugents. They are easy-going people, and will suit you."

      "Free-and-easy-going would be a more appropriate term, from all I have heard."

      "The shooting there is capital," says his mother, turning a deaf ear to his muttered interruption, "and I don't believe there is anything in Ireland, not even birds."

      "There are landlords, at least; and very excellent shooting they are, if all accounts be true," says Geoffrey, with a grin, – "to say nothing of the partridge and grouse. Besides, it will be an experience; and a man should say 'how d'ye do?' to his tenants sometimes."

      "If you are going to preach to me on that subject, of course I have nothing more to say. But I wish you would come with me to the Nugents."

      "My dear mother, there is hardly anything I wouldn't do for you; but the Nugent scheme wouldn't suit at all. That girl of the Cheviots is sure to be there, – you know how fond Bessie Nugent is of her? – and I know she is bent on marrying me."

      "Nonsense! Would you have me believe you are afraid of her?"

      "I am afraid of her; I was never so afraid of any one before. I have made it the business of my life to avoid her ever since last New Year's Day, when some kind fellow told me it was leap-year. You know I never yet said 'No' to any one, and I shouldn't dare begin by saying it to Miss Cheviot. She has such a stony glare, and such a profusion of nose!"

      "And a profusion of gold, too," says Lady Rodney, with a sigh.

      "I hope she has, poor soul: she will want it," says Geoffrey, feelingly; and then he falls to whistling the "Two Obadiahs" softly, yet with a relish, beneath his breath.

      "How long do you intend to banish yourself from civilized life?"

      "A month, I dare say. Longer, if I like it; shorter, if I don't. By the by, you told me the other day it was the dream of your life to see me in Parliament, now that 'Old Dick' has decided on leading a sedentary existence, – a very stupid decision on his part, by the way, so clever as he is."

      "He is not strong, you see: a little thing knocks him up, and he is too impressionable for a public career. But you are different."

      "You think I am not impressionable? Well, time will tell. I shouldn't care about going into the House unless I went there primed and loaded with a real live grievance, Now, why should I not adopt the Irish? Consider the case as it stands: I go and see them; I come home, raving about them and their wretched condition, their cruel landlords, their noble endurance, magnificent physique, patient suffering, honest revenge, and so forth. By Jove! I feel as if I could do it already, even before I've seen them," says Mr. Rodney, with an irreverent laugh.

      "Well don't go to Dublin, at all events," says her mother, plaintively. "It's wretched form."

      "Is it? I always heard it was rather a jolly sort of little place, once you got into it – well."

      "What a partisan you do make!" says Lady Rodney, with a faint laugh. "Perhaps after all we should consider Ireland the end and aim of all things. I dare say when you come back you will be more Irish than the Irish."

      "It is a good thing to be in earnest over every matter, however trivial. As I am going to Ireland, you will advise me to study the people, would you not?"

      "By all means study them, if you are really bent on this tiresome journey. It may do you good. You will at least be more ready to take my advice another time."

      "What a dismal view you take of my trip! Perhaps, in spite of your forebodings, I shall enjoy myself down to the ground, and weep copiously on leaving Irish soil."

      "Perhaps. I hope you won't get into a mess there, and make me more unhappy than I am. We are uncomfortable enough without that. You know you are always doing something bizarre, – something rash and uncommon!"

      "How nice!" says Geoffrey, with a careless smile. "Your 'faint praise' fails 'to damn'! Why, one is nothing nowadays if not eccentric. Well," moving towards the door, with the fox-terrier at his heels, "I shall start on Monday. That will get me down in time for the 12th. Shall I send you up any birds?"

      "Thanks, dear; you are always good," murmurs Lady Rodney, who has ever an eye to the main chance.

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