Seeing Things at Night. Heywood Hale Broun

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СКАЧАТЬ FAT MAN – I wish you wouldn't ask me. The answer's awfully complicated. You've got to know a lot of higher math. Wait and ask Euclid about it. We don't have any past and future, you know. None of that nuisance about keeping shall and will straight.

      THE SICK MAN – Well, I must say that's quite a stunt. You get shows before they're written.

      THE FAT MAN – More than that. We get some that never do get written. Take that one of Ibsen's now, "Merry Christmas" —

      THE SICK MAN (fretfully) – Ibsen?

      THE FAT MAN – Yes, it's a beautiful, sentimental little fairy story with a ghost for the hero. Ibsen just thought about it and never had the nerve to go through with it. He was scared people would kid him, but thinking things makes them so with us.

      THE SICK MAN – Then I'd think a sixty-six round Van Cortlandt for myself.

      THE FAT MAN – You could do that. But why Van Cortlandt? We've got much better greens on our course. It's a beauty. Seven thousand yards long and I've made it in fifty-four.

      THE SICK MAN (suspiciously) – Did you hole out on every green or just estimate?

      THE FAT MAN (stiffly) – The score is duly attested. I might add that it was possible because I drove more than four hundred yards on nine of the eighteen holes.

      THE SICK MAN – More than four hundred yards? How did you do that?

      THE FAT MAN – It must have been the climate, or (thoughtfully) it may be because I wanted so much to drive over four hundred yards on those holes.

      THE SICK MAN (with just a shade of scorn) – So that's the trick. I guess nobody'd ever beat me on that course; I'd just want the ball in the hole in one every time.

      THE FAT MAN (in gentle reproof) – No, you wouldn't. Where you and I are going pretty soon we're all true sportsmen and nobody there would take an unfair advantage of an opponent.

      THE SICK MAN – Before I go I want to know something. There's a fellow in 125th Street's been awful decent to me. Is there any coming back to see people here? (A pause.)

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