Название: A Great Man: A Frolic
Автор: Arnold Bennett
Издательство: Public Domain
Жанр: Зарубежная классика
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On the strength of this amazing two guineas, Tom, had he chosen, might easily have regained the long-lost esteem of his relatives. But he did not choose. He became more than ever a mystery to them, and a troubling mystery, not a mystery that one could look squarely in the face and then pass by. His ideals, if they could be called ideals, were always in collision with those of the rest of the house. Neither his aunts nor his uncle could ever be quite sure that he was not enjoying some joke which they were not enjoying. Once he had painted Aunt Annie's portrait. 'Never let me see that thing again!' she exclaimed when she beheld it complete. She deemed it an insult, and she was not alone in her opinion. 'Do you call this art?' said Mr. Knight. 'If this is art, then all I can say is I'm glad I wasn't brought up to understand art, as you call it.' Nevertheless, somehow the painting was exhibited at South Kensington in the national competition of students works, and won a medal. 'Portrait of my Aunt,' Tom had described it in the catalogue, and Aunt Annie was furious a second time. 'However,' she said, 'no one'll recognise me, that's one comfort!' Still, the medal weighed heavily; it was a gold medal. Difficult to ignore its presence in the house!
Tom's crowning sin was that he was such a bad example to Henry. Henry worshipped him, and the more Tom was contemned the more Henry worshipped.
'You'll surely be very late, Tom,' Mrs. Knight ventured to remark at half-past nine.
Mr. Knight had descended into the shop, and Aunt Annie also.
'Oh no,' said Tom – 'not more than is necessary.' And then he glanced at Henry. 'Look here, my bold buccaneer, you've got nothing to do just now, have you? You can stroll along with me a bit, and we'll see if we can buy you a twopenny toy for a birthday present.'
Tom always called Henry his 'bold buccaneer.' He had picked up the term of endearment from the doctor with the black bag twelve years ago. Henry had his cap on in two seconds, and Mrs. Knight beamed at this unusual proof of kindly thought on Tom's part.
In the street Tom turned westwards instead of to the City, where his daily work lay.
'Aren't you going to work to-day?' Henry asked in surprise.
'No,' said Tom. 'I told my benevolent employers last night that it was your birthday to-day, and I asked whether I could have a holiday. What do you think they answered?'
'You didn't ask them,' said Henry.
'They answered that I could have forty holidays. And they requested me to wish you, on behalf of the firm, many happy returns of the day.'
'Don't rot,' said Henry.
It was a beautiful morning, sunny, calm, inspiriting, and presently Tom began to hum. After a time Henry perceived that Tom was humming the same phrase again and again: 'Some streets are longer than others. Some streets are longer than others.'
'Don't rot, Tom,' Henry pleaded.
The truth was that Tom was intoning a sentence from Henry's prize essay on streets. Tom had read the essay and pronounced it excellent, and till this very moment on the pavement of Oxford Street Henry had imagined Tom's verdict to be serious. He now knew that it was not serious.
Tom continued to chant, with pauses: 'Some streets are longer than others… Very few streets are straight… But we read in the Bible of the street which is called Straight… Oxford Street is nearly straight… A street is what you go along… It has a road and two footpaths.'
Henry would have given his penknife not to have written that essay. The worst of Tom was that he could make anything look silly without saying that it was silly – a trick that Henry envied.
Tom sang further: 'In the times before the French Revolution the streets of Paris had no pavements … e. g., they were all road… It was no infrequent occurrence for people to be maimed for life, or even seriously injured, against walls by passing carriages of haughty nobles.'
'I didn't put "haughty,"' Henry cried passionately.
'Didn't you?' Tom said with innocence. 'But you put "or even seriously injured."'
'Well?' said Henry dubiously.
'And you put "It was no infrequent occurrence." Where did you steal that from, my bold buccaneer?'
'I didn't steal it,' Henry asserted. 'I made it up.'
'Then you will be a great writer,' Tom said. 'If I were you, I should send a telegram to Tennyson, and tell him to look out for himself. Here's a telegraph-office. Come on.'
And Tom actually did enter a doorway. But it proved to be the entrance to a large and magnificent confectioner's shop. Henry followed him timidly.
'A pound of marrons glacés,' Tom demanded.
'What are they?' Henry whispered up at Tom's ear.
'Taste,' said Tom, boldly taking a sample from the scales while the pound was being weighed out.
'It's like chestnuts,' Harry mumbled through the delicious brown frosted morsel. 'But nicer.'
'They are rather like chestnuts, aren't they?' said Tom.
The marrons glacés were arranged neatly in a beautiful box; the box СКАЧАТЬ