Love in a Cloud: A Comedy in Filigree. Bates Arlo

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      Miss Wentstile was smiling her most gracious.

      "How do you feel to-day, Count?" she asked. "Does our spring weather affect you unpleasantly?"

      The Count made a splendid gesture with both his hands, waving in the right the monocle which he more often carried than wore.

      "Oh, what ees eet de weder een one land w'ere de peoples so heavenly keent ees?" he demanded oratorically. "Only eet ees Mees Endeecott do keel me wid her so great cheelleeness."

      Miss Endicott looked up from her seat at the tea-table beside which the group stood. Her air was certainly sufficiently cold to excuse the Count for feeling her chilliness; and she answered without a glimmer of a smile.

      "I'm not cruel," she said. "I wouldn't hurt a worm."

      "But," the Count responded, shaking his head archly, "eet ees dat I be not a worm."

      "I thought that all men were worms of the dust," Mrs. Harbinger observed.

      The Count bowed his tall figure with finished grace.

      "And all de weemens," he declared, "aire angles!"

      "It is our sharpness, then, that is to be admired," Alice commented.

      "Of course, Alice," Miss Wentstile corrected vixenishly, "the Count means angels."

      "So many men," Alice went on without showing other sign of feeling than a slight flush, "have turned a woman from an angel into an angle."

      "I do comprehend not," the Count said.

      "It is no matter, Count," put in the hostess. "She is only teasing you, and being rude into the bargain. You will take tea? Alice, pour the Count some tea."

      Alice took up a cup.

      "How many lumps?" she asked.

      "Loomps? Loomps? Oh, eet weel be sugaire een de tea. Tree, eef you weel be so goot weedeen eet."

      Just as the Count, with profuse expressions of overwhelming gratitude to have been permitted so great an honor, had received his tea from the hand of Miss Endicott, and Miss Wentstile was clearing her throat with the evident intention of directing toward him some profound observation, Mrs. Neligage came briskly forward with outstretched hand.

      "It would be generous of you, Count," she said, "to recognize an old friend."

      He stared at her with evident astonishment.

      "Ciel!" he exclaimed. "Ah, but eet weel be de belle Madame Neleegaze!"

      She laughed as she shook hands, her dark eyes sparkling with fun.

      "As gallant as ever, Count. It is good of you to remember me after so many years."

      The Count regarded her with a look so earnest that he might easily be supposed to remember from the past, whatever and whenever it had been, many things of interest. Miss Wentstile surveyed the pair with an expression of keen suspicion.

      "Louisa," she demanded, "where did you know the Count?"

      The Count tried to speak, but Mrs. Neligage was too quick for him.

      "It was at – Where was it, Count? My memory for places is so bad," she returned mischievously.

      "Yees," he said eagerly. "Eet weel have been Paris certainement, ees eet not?"

      She laughed more teasingly yet, and glanced swiftly from him to Miss Wentstile. She was evidently amusing herself, though the simple question of the place of a former meeting might not seem to give much opportunity.

      "That doesn't seem to me to have been the place," she remarked. "Paris? Let me see. I should have said that it was – "

      The remark was not concluded, for down went the Count's teacup with a splash and a crash, with startings and cries from the ladies, and a hasty drawing away of gowns. Miss Endicott, who had listened carefully to the talk, took the catastrophe coolly enough, but with a darkening of the face which seemed to show that she regarded the accident as intentional. The Count whipped out his handkerchief, and went down on his knee instantly to wipe the hem of Miss Wentstile's spattered frock; while Mrs. Neligage seemed more amused than ever.

      "Oh, I am deesconsolate forever!" the Count exclaimed, in tones which were pathetic enough to have made the reputation of an actor. "I am broken een de heart, Mees Wentsteele."

      "It is no matter," Miss Wentstile said stiffly.

      A ring of the bell brought Graham to repair the damage as far as might be, and in the confusion the Count moved aside with the widow.

      "That was not done with your usual skill, Count," she said mockingly. "It was much too violent for the occasion."

      "But for what you speak of Monaco here?" he demanded fiercely. "De old Mees Wentsteele say dat to play de card for money ees villain. She say eet is murderous. She say she weel not to endure de man dat have gamboled."

      "And you have gamboled in a lively manner in your time, Count. It's an old pun, but it would be new to you if you could understand it."

      "I don't understand," he said savagely in French.

      "No matter. It wasn't worth understanding," she answered, in the same tongue. "But you needn't have been afraid. I'm no spoil-sport. I shouldn't have told."

      "She is an old prude," he went on, smiling, and showing his white teeth. "If she knew I had been in a duel, she would know me no more."

      "She will not know from me."

      "As lovely and as kind as ever," he responded. "Ah, when I remember those days, when I was young, and you were just as you are now – "

      "Old, that is."

      "Oh, no; young, always young as when I knew you first. When I was at your feet with love, and your countryman was my rival – "

      Mrs. Neligage began to look as if she found the tables being turned, and that she had no more wish to have the past brought up than had the Count. She turned away from her companion. Then she looked back over her shoulder to observe, still in French, as she left him: —

      "I make it a point never to remember those days, my friend."

      VI

      THE MISCHIEF OF A WIDOW

      There were now but ten guests left, the persons who have been named, and who seemed for the most part to be lingering to observe the Count or Alice Endicott. May Calthorpe had all the afternoon kept near Alice, and only left her place when the sopping up of the Count's tea made it necessary for her to move. Mrs. Harbinger took her by the arm, and looked into her face scrutinizingly.

      "Well," she asked, "did your unknown author come?"

      "Nobody has come with a carnation. Oh, I am so disappointed!"

      "I am glad of it, my dear."

      "But he said he would come if I'd give him a sign, and I wrote to him while I was waiting for you yesterday."

      "So СКАЧАТЬ