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Название: Смешные истории, рассказанные у камина

Автор: Надежда Некучаева

Издательство: Издательские решения

Жанр: Поэзия

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isbn: 9785005684707

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СКАЧАТЬ раньше приходилось часто

      В «час пик» с работы возвращаться.

      Автобус ждали минут двадцать.

      Народ уже успел собраться.

      Свои потратила я нервы,

      Но все ж в салон залезла первой.

      Мужик какой-то возмутился:

      «Как в бочку сельдь, народ набился!»

      Кого-то матюгом накрыли.

      Кому-то «яйца», раздавили

      С кого-то паричок содрали.

      Рукав кому-то оторвали.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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