The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Letters and Essays. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

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      “Ah,” said Lydia; “I see you have had some hospital practice. I have often admired the skill with which trained nurses handle their patients.”

      Cashel made no reply, but, with a sinister grin, followed her to where Alice sat.

      “It is very foolish of me, I know,” said Alice, presently; “but I never can draw when any one is looking at me.”

      “You fancy that everybody is thinking about how you’re doing it,” said Cashel, encouragingly. “That’s always the way with amateurs. But the truth is that not a soul except yourself is a bit concerned about it. EX-cuse me,” he added, taking up the drawing, and proceeding to examine it leisurely.

      “Please give me my sketch, Mr. Byron,” she said, her cheeks red with anger. Puzzled, he turned to Lydia for an explanation, while Alice seized the sketch and packed it in her portfolio.

      “It is getting rather warm,” said Lydia. “Shall we return to the castle?”

      “I think we had better,” said Alice, trembling with resentment as she walked away quickly, leaving Lydia alone with Cashel, who presently exclaimed,

      “What in thunder have I done?”

      “You have made an inconsiderate remark with unmistakable sincerity.”

      “I only tried to cheer her up. She must have mistaken what I said.”

      “I think not. Do you believe that young ladies like to be told that there is no occasion for them to be ridiculously self-conscious?”

      “I say that! I’ll take my oath I never said anything of the sort.”

      “You worded it differently. But you assured her that she need not object to have her drawing overlooked, as it is of no importance to any one.”

      “Well, if she takes offence at that she must be a born fool. Some people can’t bear to be told anything. But they soon get all that thinskinned nonsense knocked out of them.”

      “Have you any sisters, Mr. Cashel Byron?”

      “No. Why?”

      “Or a mother?”

      “I have a mother; but I haven’t seen her for years; and I don’t much care if I never see her. It was through her that I came to be what I am.”

      “Are you then dissatisfied with your profession?”

      “No — I don’t mean that. I am always saying stupid things.”

      “Yes. That comes of your ignorance of a sex accustomed to have its silliness respected. You will find it hard to keep on good terms with my friend without some further study of womanly ways.”

      “As to her, I won’t give in that I’m wrong unless I AM wrong. The truth’s the truth.”

      “Not even to please Miss Goff?”

      “Not even to please you. You’d only think the worse of me afterwards.”

      “Quite true, and quite right,” said Lydia, cordially. “Goodbye, Mr. Cashel Byron. I must rejoin Miss Goff.”

      “I suppose you will take her part if she keeps a down on me for what I said to her.”

      “What is ‘a down’? A grudge?”

      “Yes. Something of that sort.”

      “Colonial, is it not?” pursued Lydia, with the air of a philologist.

      “Yes; I believe I picked it up in the colonies.” Then he added, sullenly, “I suppose I shouldn’t use slang in speaking to you. I beg your pardon.”

      “I do not object to it. On the contrary, it interests me. For example, I have just learned from it that you have been in Australia.”

      “So I have. But are you out with me because I annoyed Miss Goff?”

      “By no means. Nevertheless, I sympathize with her annoyance at the manner, if not the matter, of your rebuke.”

      “I can’t, for the life of me, see what there was in what I said to raise such a fuss about. I wish you would give me a nudge whenever you see me making a fool of myself. I will shut up at once and ask no questions.”

      “So that it will be understood that my nudge means ‘Shut up, Mr. Cashel Byron; you are making a fool of yourself’?”

      “Just so. YOU understand me. I told you that before, didn’t I?”

      “I am afraid,” said Lydia, her face bright with laughter, “that I cannot take charge of your manners until we are a little better acquainted.”

      He seemed disappointed. Then his face clouded; and he began, “If you regard it as a liberty—”

      “Of course I regard it as a liberty,” she said, neatly interrupting him. “Is not my own conduct a sufficient charge upon my attention? Why should I voluntarily assume that of a strong man and learned professor as well?”

      “By Jingo!” exclaimed Cashel, with sudden excitement, “I don’t care what you say to me. You have a way of giving things a turn that makes it a pleasure to be shut up by you; and if I were a gentleman, as I ought to be, instead of a poor devil of a professional pug, I would—” He recollected himself, and turned quite pale. There was a pause.

      “Let me remind you,” said Lydia, composedly, though she too had changed color at the beginning of his outburst, “that we are both wanted elsewhere at present; I by Miss Goff, and you by your servant, who has been hovering about us and looking at you anxiously for some minutes.”

      Cashel turned fiercely, and saw Mellish standing a little way off, sulkily watching him. Lydia took the opportunity, and left the place. As she retreated she could hear that they were at high words together; but she could not distinguish what they were saying. Fortunately so; for their language was villainous.

      She found Alice in the library, seated bolt upright in a chair that would have tempted a goodhumored person to recline. Lydia sat down in silence. Alice, presently looking at her, discovered that she was in a fit of noiseless laughter. The effect, in contrast to her habitual self-possession, was so strange that Alice almost forgot to be offended.

      “I am glad to see that it is not hard to amuse you,” she said.

      Lydia waited to recover herself thoroughly, and then replied, “I have not laughed so three times in my life. Now, Alice, put aside your resentment of our neighbor’s impudence for the moment, and tell me what you think of him.”

      “I have not thought about him at all, I assure you,” said Alice, disdainfully.

      “Then think about him for a moment to oblige me, and let me know the result.”

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