The Russian Masters: Works by Dostoevsky, Chekhov, Tolstoy, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev and More. Максим Горький

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СКАЧАТЬ I congratulate you, Anton Antonovich. May God give you and the new couple long life and may He grant you numerous progeny—grand-children and great-grand-children. Anna Andreyevna! [Kissing her hand.] Marya Antonovna! [Kissing her hand.]

      SCENE IV

      The same, Korobkin and his Wife, Liuliukov.

      KOROBKIN. I have the honor to congratulate you, Anton Antonovich, and you, Anna Andreyevna [kissing her hand] and you Marya Antonovna [kissing her hand].

      KOROBKIN'S WIFE. I congratulate you from the bottom of my heart, Anna Andreyevna, on your new stroke of good fortune.

      LIULIUKOV. I have the honor to congratulate you, Anna Andreyevna. [Kisses her hand and turns to the audience, smacks his lips, putting on a bold front.] Marya Antonovna, I have the honor to congratulate you. [Kisses her hand and turns to the audience in the same way.]

      SCENE V

      A number of Guests enter. They kiss Anna's hand saying: "Anna Andreyevna," then Marya's hand, saying "Marya Antonovna."

      Bobchinsky and Dobchinsky enter jostling each other.

      BOBCHINSKY. I have the honor to congratulate you.

      DOBCHINSKY. Anton Antonovich, I have the honor to congratulate you.

      BOBCHINSKY. On the happy event.

      DOBCHINSKY. Anna Andreyevna!

      BOBCHINSKY. Anna Andreyevna!

      They bend over her hand at the same time and bump foreheads.

      DOBCHINSKY. Marya Antonovna! [Kisses her hand.] I have the honor to congratulate you. You will enjoy the greatest happiness. You will wear garments of gold and eat the most delicate soups, and you will pass your time most entertainingly.

      BOBCHINSKY [breaking in]. God give you all sorts of riches and of money and a wee tiny little son, like this. [Shows the size with his hands.] So that he can sit on the palm of your hand. The little fellow will be crying all the time, "Wow, wow, wow."

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      More Guests enter and kiss the ladies' hands, among them Luka Lukich and his wife.

      LUKA LUKICH. I have the honor.

      LUKA'S WIFE [running ahead]. Congratulate you, Anna Andreyevna. [They kiss.] Really, I was so glad to hear of it. They tell me, "Anna Andreyevna has betrothed her daughter." "Oh, my God," I think to myself. It made me so glad that I said to my husband, "Listen, Lukanchik, that's a great piece of fortune for Anna Andreyevna." "Well," think I to myself, "thank God!" And I say to him, "I'm so delighted that I'm consumed with impatience to tell it to Anna Andreyevna herself." "Oh, my God," think I to myself, "it's just as Anna Andreyevna expected. She always did expect a good match for her daughter. And now what luck! It happened just exactly as she wanted it to happen." Really, it made me so glad that I couldn't say a word. I cried and cried. I simply screamed, so that Luka Lukich said to me, "What are you crying so for, Nastenka?" "Lukanchik," I said, "I don't know myself. The tears just keep flowing like a stream."

      GOVERNOR. Please sit down, ladies and gentlemen. Ho, Mishka, bring some more chairs in.

      The Guests seat themselves.

      SCENE VII

      The same, the Police Captain and Sergeants.

      CAPTAIN. I have the honor to congratulate you, your Honor, and to wish you long years of prosperity.

      GOVERNOR. Thank you, thank you! Please sit down, gentlemen.

      The Guests seat themselves.

      AMMOS. But please tell us, Anton Antonovich, how did it all come about, and how did it all—ahem!—go?

      GOVERNOR. It went in a most extraordinary way. He condescended to make the proposal in his own person.

      ANNA. In the most respectful and most delicate manner. He spoke beautifully. He said: "Anna Andreyevna, I have only a feeling of respect for your worth." And such a handsome, cultured man! His manners so genteel! "Believe me, Anna Andreyevna," he says, "life is not worth a penny to me. It is only because I respect your rare qualities."

      MARYA. Oh, mamma, it was to me he said that.

      ANNA. Shut up! You don't know anything. And don't meddle in other people's affairs. "Anna Andreyevna," he says, "I am enraptured." That was the flattering way he poured out his soul. And when I was going to say, "We cannot possibly hope for such an honor," he suddenly went down on his knees, and so aristocratically! "Anna Andreyevna," he says, "don't make me the most miserable of men. Consent to respond to my feelings, or else I'll put an end to my life."

      MARYA. Really, mamma, it was to me he said that.

      ANNA. Yes, of course—to you, too. I don't deny it.

      GOVERNOR. He even frightened us. He said he would put a bullet through his brains. "I'll shoot myself, I'll shoot myself," he said.

      MANY GUESTS. Well, for the Lord's sake!

      AMMOS. How remarkable!

      LUKA. It must have been fate that so ordained.

      ARTEMY. Not fate, my dear friend. Fate is a turkey-hen. It was the Governor's services that brought him this piece of fortune. [Aside.] Good luck always does crawl into the mouths of swine like him.

      AMMOS. If you like, Anton Antonovich, I'll sell you the dog we were bargaining about.

      GOVERNOR. I don't care about dogs now.

      AMMOS. Well, if you don't want it, then we'll agree on some other dog.

      KOROBKIN'S WIFE. Oh, Anna Andreyevna, how happy I am over your good fortune. You can't imagine how happy I am.

      KOROBKIN. But where, may I ask, is the distinguished guest now? I heard he had gone away for some reason or other.

      GOVERNOR. Yes, he's gone off for a day on a highly important matter.

      ANNA. To his uncle—to ask his blessing.

      GOVERNOR. To ask his blessing. But tomorrow—[He sneezes, and all burst into one exclamation of well-wishes.] Thank you very much. But tomorrow he'll be back. [He sneezes, and is congratulated again. Above the other voices are heard those of the following.]

      {CAPTAIN. I wish you health, your Honor.

      {BOBCHINSKY. A hundred years and a sack of ducats.

      {DOBCHINSKY. May God increase it to a thousand.

      {ARTEMY. May you go to hell!

      {KOROBKIN'S WIFE. The devil take you!

      GOVERNOR. I'm very much obliged to you. I wish you the same.

      ANNA. СКАЧАТЬ