The Russian Masters: Works by Dostoevsky, Chekhov, Tolstoy, Pushkin, Gogol, Turgenev and More. Максим Горький

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СКАЧАТЬ and ardor for the government. [Rises from the chair and draws himself up straight with his hands hanging at his sides.] I will not venture to disturb you longer with my presence. You don't care to give any orders?

      KHLESTAKOV. What orders?

      JUDGE. I mean, would you like to give orders for the district court here?

      KHLESTAKOV. What for? I have nothing to do with the court now. No, nothing. Thank you very much.

      AMMOS [bowing and leaving. Aside.]. Now the town is ours.

      KHLESTAKOV. The Judge is a fine fellow.

      SCENE IV

      Khlestakov and the Postmaster.

      POSTMASTER [in uniform, sword in hand. Drawing himself up]. I have the honor to present myself—Postmaster, Court Councilor Shpekin.

      KHLESTAKOV. I'm glad to meet you. I like pleasant company very much. Take a seat. Do you live here all the time?

      POSTMASTER. Yes, sir. Quite so.

      KHLESTAKOV. I like this little town. Of course, there aren't many people. It's not very lively. But what of it? It isn't the capital. Isn't that so—it isn't the capital?

      POSTMASTER. Quite so, quite so.

      KHLESTAKOV. It's only in the capital that you find bon-ton and not a lot of provincial lubbers. What is your opinion? Isn't that so?

      POSTMASTER. Quite so. [Aside.] He isn't a bit proud. He inquires about everything.

      KHLESTAKOV. And yet you'll admit that one can live happily in a little town.

      POSTMASTER. Quite so.

      KHLESTAKOV. In my opinion what you want is this—you want people to respect you and to love you sincerely. Isn't that so?

      POSTMASTER. Exactly.

      KHLESTAKOV. I'm glad you agree with me. Of course, they call me queer. But that's the kind of character I am. [Looking him in the face and talking to himself.] I think I'll ask this postmaster for a loan. [Aloud.] A strange accident happened to me and I ran out of cash on the road. Can you lend me three hundred rubles?

      POSTMASTER. Of course. I shall esteem it a piece of great good fortune. I am ready to serve you with all my heart.

      KHLESTAKOV. Thank you very much. I must say, I hate like the devil to deny myself on the road. And why should I? Isn't that so?

      POSTMASTER. Quite so. [Rises, draws himself up, with his sword in his hand.] I'll not venture to disturb you any more. Would you care to make any remarks about the post office administration?

      KHLESTAKOV. No, nothing.

      The Postmaster bows and goes out.

      KHLESTAKOV [lighting a cigar]. It seems to me the Postmaster is a fine fellow, too. He's certainly obliging. I like people like that.

      SCENE V

      Khlestakov and Luka Lukich, who is practically pushed in on the stage. A voice behind him is heard saying nearly aloud, "Don't be chickenhearted."

      LUKA [drawing himself up, trembling, with his hand on his sword]. I have the honor to present myself—School Inspector, Titular Councilor Khlopov.

      KHLESTAKOV. I'm glad to see you. Take a seat, take a seat. Will you have a cigar? [Offers him a cigar.]

      LUKA [to himself, hesitating]. There now! That's something I hadn't anticipated. To take or not to take?

      KHLESTAKOV. Take it, take it. It's a pretty good cigar. Of course not what you get in St. Petersburg. There I used to smoke twenty-five cent cigars. You feel like kissing yourself after having smoked one of them. Here, light it. [Hands him a candle.]

      Luka Lukich tries to light the cigar shaking all over.

      KHLESTAKOV. Not that end, the other.

      LUKA [drops the cigar from fright, spits and shakes his hands. Aside]. Confound it! My damned timidity has ruined me!

      KHLESTAKOV. I see you are not a lover of cigars. I confess smoking is my weakness—smoking and the fair sex. Not for the life of me can I remain indifferent to the fair sex. How about you? Which do you like more, brunettes or blondes?

      Luka Lukich remains silent, at a complete loss what to say.

      KHLESTAKOV. Tell me frankly, brunettes or blondes?

      LUKA. I don't dare to know.

      KHLESTAKOV. No, no, don't evade. I'm bound to know your taste.

      LUKA. I venture to report to you—[Aside.] I don't know what I'm saying.

      KHLESTAKOV. Ah, you don't want to say. I suppose some little brunette or other has cast a spell over you. Confess, she has, hasn't she?

      Luka Lukich remains silent.

      KHLESTAKOV. Ah, you're blushing. You see. Why don't you speak?

      LUKA. I'm scared, your Hon—High—Ex—[Aside.] Done for! My confounded tongue has undone me!

      KHLESTAKOV. You're scared? There IS something awe-inspiring in my eyes, isn't there? At least I know not a single woman can resist them. Isn't that so?

      LUKA. Exactly.

      KHLESTAKOV. A strange thing happened to me on the road. I ran entirely out of cash. Can you lend me three hundred rubles?

      LUKA [clutching his pockets. Aside]. A fine business if I haven't got the money! I have! I have! [Takes out the bills and gives them to him, trembling.]

      KHLESTAKOV. Thank you very much.

      LUKA [drawing himself up, with his hand on his sword]. I will not venture to disturb you with my presence any longer.

      KHLESTAKOV. Good-by.

      LUKA [dashes out almost at a run, saying aside.] Well, thank the Lord! Maybe he won't inspect the schools.

      SCENE VI

      Khlestakov and Artemy Filippovich.

      ARTEMY [enters and draws himself up, his hand on his sword]. I have the honor to present myself—Superintendent of Charities, Court Councilor Zemlianika.

      KHLESTAKOV. Howdeedo? Please sit down.

      ARTEMY. I had the honor of receiving you and personally conducting you through the philanthropic institutions committed to my care.

      KHLESTAKOV. Oh, yes, I remember. You treated me to a dandy lunch.

      ARTEMY. I am glad to do all I can in behalf of my country.

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