The Collected Plays of George Bernard Shaw - 60 Titles in One Edition (Illustrated Edition). GEORGE BERNARD SHAW

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СКАЧАТЬ record; but I knew

       Behind their blaze a hateful secret lurked.

      LYDIA. Another secret?

      LUCIAN. Is there worse to come?

      CASHEL. Know ye not then my mother is an actress?

      LUCIAN. How horrible!

      LYDIA. Nay, nay: how interesting!

      CASHEL. A thousand victories cannot wipe out

       That birthstain. Oh, my speech bewrayeth it:

       My earliest lesson was the player’s speech

       In Hamlet; and to this day I express myself

       More like a mobled queen than like a man

       Of flesh and blood. Well may your cousin sneer!

       What’s Hecuba to him or he to Hecuba?

      LUCIAN. Injurious upstart: if by Hecuba

       Thou pointest darkly at my lovely cousin,

       Know that she is to me, and I to her,

       What never canst thou be. I do defy thee;

       And maugre all the odds thy skill doth give,

       Outside I will await thee.

      LYDIA. I forbid

       Expressly any such duello. Bashville:

       The door. Put Mr. Webber in a hansom,

       And bid the driver hie to Downing Street.

       No answer: ’tis my will. [Exeunt Lucian and Bashville.

       And now, farewell.

       You must not come again, unless indeed

       You can some day look in my eyes and say:

       Lydia: my occupation’s gone.

      CASHEL. Ah, no:

       It would remind you of my wretched mother.

       O God, let me be natural a moment!

       What other occupation can I try?

       What would you have me be?

      LYDIA. A gentleman.

      CASHEL. A gentleman! I, Cashel Byron, stoop

       To be the thing that bets on me! the fool

       I flatter at so many coins a lesson!

       The screaming creature who beside the ring

       Gambles with basest wretches for my blood,

       And pays with money that he never earned!

       Let me die brokenhearted rather!

      LYDIA. But

       You need not be an idle gentleman.

       I call you one of Nature’s gentlemen.

      CASHEL. That’s the collection for the loser, Lydia.

       I am not wont to need it. When your friends

       Contest elections, and at foot o’ th’ poll

       Rue their presumption, ’tis their wont to claim

       A moral victory. In a sort they are

       Nature’s M. P.s. I am not yet so threadbare

       As to accept these consolation stakes.

      LYDIA. You are offended with me.

      CASHEL. Yes, I am.

       I can put up with much; but— “Nature’s gentleman”!

       I thank your ladyship of Lyons, but

       Must beg to be excused.

      LYDIA. But surely, surely,

       To be a prizefighter, and maul poor mariners

       With naked knuckles, is no work for you.

      CASHEL. Thou dost arraign the inattentive Fates

       That weave my thread of life in ruder patterns

       Than these that lie, antimacassarly,

       Asprent thy drawingroom. As well demand

       Why I at birth chose to begin my life

       A speechless babe, hairless, incontinent,

       Hobbling upon all fours, a nurse’s nuisance?

       Or why I do propose to lose my strength,

       To blanch my hair, to let the gums recede

       Far up my yellowing teeth, and finally

       Lie down and moulder in a rotten grave?

       Only one thing more foolish could have been,

       And that was to be born, not man, but woman.

       This was thy folly, why rebuk’st thou mine?

      LYDIA. These are not things of choice.

      CASHEL. And did I choose

       My quick divining eye, my lightning hand,

       My springing muscle and untiring heart?

       Did I implant the instinct in the race

       That found a use for these, and said to me,

       Fight for us, and be fame and fortune thine?

      LYDIA. But there are other callings in the world.

      CASHEL. Go tell thy painters to turn stockbrokers,

       Thy poet friends to stoop o’er merchants’ desks

       And pen prose records of the gains of greed.

       Tell bishops that religion is outworn,

       And that the Pampa to the horsebreaker

       Opes new careers. Bid the professor quit

       His fraudulent pedantries, and do i’ the world

       The thing he would teach others. Then return

       To me and say: Cashel: they have obeyed;

       And on that pyre of sacrifice I, too,

       Will throw my championship.

      LYDIA. СКАЧАТЬ