A Spaceship Named: 45 Sci-Fi Novels & Stories in One Volume. Randall Garrett

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      "And if the physique holds true, you're Sherlock Holmes, I suppose," Boyd said.

      Malone shook his head, thinking sadly of his father and the cigar. "Not exactly," he said. "Not ex--" And then it came to him. It wasn't that he was ashamed of smoking cigars like his father, exactly, but cigars just weren't right for a fearless, dedicated FBI agent. And he had just thought of a way to keep Boyd from knowing what he'd been doing. "That's a hell of a cigarette you're smoking, by the way," he said.

      Boyd looked at it. "It is?" he said.

      "Sure is," Malone said, hoping he sounded sufficiently innocent. "Smells like a cigar or something."

      Boyd sniffed the air for a second, his face wrinkled. Then he looked down at his cigarette again. "By God," he said, "you're right, Ken. It does smell like a cigar." He came over to Malone's desk, looked around for an ashtray and didn't find one, and finally went to the window and tossed the cigarette out into the Washington breeze. "How are things, anyhow, Ken?" he said.

      "Things are confused," Malone said. "Aren't they always?"

      Boyd came back to the desk and sat down in a chair at one side of it. He put his elbow on the desk. "Sure they are," he said. "I'm confused myself, as a matter of fact. Only I think I know where I can get some help."

      "Really?" Malone said.

      Boyd nodded. "Burris told me I might be able to get some information from a certain famous and highly respected person," he said.

      "Well, well," Malone said. "Who?"

      "You," Boyd said.

      "Oh," Malone said, trying to look disappointed, flattered and modest all at the same time. "Well," he went on after a second, "anything I can do--"

      "Burris thought you might have some answers," Boyd said.

      "Burris is getting optimistic in his old age," Malone said. "I don't even have many questions."

      Boyd nodded. "Well," he said, "you know this California thing?"

      "Sure I do," Malone said. "You're looking into the resignation out there, aren't you?"

      "Senator Burley," Boyd said. "That's right But Senator Burley's resignation isn't all of it, by any means."

      "It isn't?" Malone said, trying to sound interested.

      "Not at all," Boyd said. "It goes a lot deeper than it looks on the surface. In the past year, Ken, five senators have announced their resignations from the Senate of the United States. It isn't exactly a record--"

      "It sounds like a record," Malone said.

      "Well," Boyd said, "there was 1860 and the Civil War, when a whole lot of senators and representatives resigned all at once."

      "Oh," Malone said. "But there isn't any Civil War going on now. At least," he added, "I haven't heard of any."

      "That's what makes it so funny," Boyd said. "Of course, Senator Burley said it was ill health, and so did two others, while Senator Davidson said it was old age."

      "Well," Malone said, "people do get old. And sick."

      "Sure," Boyd said. "The only trouble is--" He paused. "Ken," he said, "do you mind if I smoke? I mean, do you mind the smell of cigars?"

      "Mind?" Malone said. "Not at all." He blinked. "Besides," he added, "maybe this one won't smell like a cigar."

      "Well, the last one did," Boyd said. He took a cigarette out of a pack in his pocket, and lit it. He sniffed. "You know," he said, "you're right. This one doesn't."

      "I told you," Malone said. "Must have been a bad cigarette. Spoiled or something."

      "I guess so," Boyd said vaguely. "But about these retirements--the FBI wanted me to look into it because of Burley's being mixed up with the space program scandal last year. Remember?"

      "Vaguely," Malone said. "I was busy last year."

      "Sure you were," Boyd said. "We were both busy getting famous and well known."

      Malone grinned. "Go on with the story," he said.

      Boyd puffed at his cigarette. "Anyhow, we couldn't find anything really wrong," he said. "Three senators retiring because of ill health, one because of old age. And Farnsworth, the youngest, had a nervous breakdown."

      "I didn't hear about it," Malone said.

      Boyd shrugged "We hushed it up," he said. "But Farnsworth's got delusions of persecution. He apparently thinks somebody's out to get him. As a matter of fact, he thinks everybody's out to get him."

      "Now that," Malone said, "sounds familiar."

      Boyd leaned back a little more in his chair. "Here's the funny thing, though," he said. "The others all act as if they're suspicious of everybody who talks to them. Not anything obvious, you understand. Just worried, apprehensive. Always looking at you out of the corners of their eyes. That kind of thing."

      Malone thought of Senator Lefferts, who was also suffering from delusions of persecution, delusions that had real evidence to back them up. "It does sound funny," he said cautiously.

      "Well, I reported everything to Burris," Boyd went on. "And he said you were working on something similar, and we might as well pool our resources."

      "Here we go again," Malone said. He took a deep breath, filling his nostrils with what remained of the cigar odor in the room, and felt more peaceful. Quickly, he told Boyd about what had been happening in Congress. "It seems pretty obvious," he finished, "that there is some kind of a tie-up between the two cases."

      "Maybe it's obvious," Boyd said, "but it is just a little bit odd. Fun and games. You know, Ken, Burris was right."

      "How?" Malone said.

      "He said everything was all mixed up," Boyd went on. "He told me the country was going to Rome in a handbasket, or something like that."

      Wondering vaguely if Burris had really been predicting mass religious conversions, Malone nodded silently.

      "And he's right," Boyd said. "Look at the newspapers. Everything's screwy lately."

      "Everything always is screwy," Malone said.

      "Not like now," Boyd said. "So many big-shot gangsters have been killed lately we might as well bring back Prohibition. And the labor unions are so busy with internal battles that they haven't had time to go on strike for over a year."

      "Is that bad?" Malone said.

      Boyd shrugged. "God knows," he said. "But it's sure confusing as all hell."

      "And now," Malone said, "with all that going on--"

      "The Congress of the United States decides to go off its collective rocker," Boyd finished. "Exactly." He stared down at his cigarette for a minute with a morose and pensive expression on his face. He looked, Malone thought, like Henry VIII trying to decide what to do about all these here wives.

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