A Spaceship Named: 45 Sci-Fi Novels & Stories in One Volume. Randall Garrett

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СКАЧАТЬ "Work for a theater long enough and you find that out. Part bloodhound, I said, and part water spaniel. Should have seen that dog before you start talking about impossibilities. What a strange-looking beast. And then there was the time—"

      "About the notebook," Malone said.

      "Notebook?" the old man said.

      "I lost a notebook," Malone said. "I was hoping that—"

      "Description?" the old man said, and poised his pencil again.

      Malone heaved a great sigh. "Black plastic," he said. "About so big." He made motions with his hands. "No names or initials on it. But the first page had my name written on it, along with Lieutenant Peter Lynch."

      "Who's he?" the old man said.

      "He's a cop," Malone said.

      "My, my," the old man said. "Valuable notebook, with a cop's name in it and all. You a cop, youngster?"

      Malone shook his head.

      "Too bad," the old man said obscurely. "I like cops." He stood up. "You said black plastic? Black?"

      "That's right," Malone said. "Do you have it here?"

      "Got no notebooks at all here, youngster," the old man said. "Empty billfold, three hats, a couple of coats and some pencils. And an umbrella. No dogs tonight, youngster, and no notebooks."

      "Oh," Malone said. "Well ... wait a minute."

      "What is it, youngster?" the old man said. "I'm busy this time of day. Got to sweep and clean. Got work to do. Not like you tourists."

      With difficulty, Malone leashed his temper. "Why did I have to describe the notebook?" he said. "You haven't got any notebooks at all."

      "That's right," the old man said cheerfully.

      "But you made me describe—"

      "That's the rules," the old man said. "And I ain't about to go against the rules. Not for no tourist." He put the pencil down and rose. "Wish you were a cop," he said. "I never met a cop. They don't lose things like people do."

      Making a mental note to call up later and talk to the manager, if the notebook hadn't turned up in the meantime, Malone went off to find the bars he had stopped in before the theater.

      Saving Topp's for last, he started at the Ad Lib, where a surprised bald man told him they hadn't found a notebook anywhere in the bar for something like six weeks. "Now if you'd been looking for umbrellas," he said, "we could have accommodated you. Got over ten umbrellas downstairs, waiting for their owners. I wonder why people lose so many umbrellas?"

      "Maybe they hate rain," Malone said.

      "I don't know," the bald man said. "I'm sort of a psychologist—you know, a judge of people. I think it's an unconscious protest against the fetters of a society which is slowly strangling them by—"

      Malone said good-by in a hurry and left. His next stop was the Xochitl, the Mexican bar on Forty-sixth Street. He greeted the bartender warmly.

      "Ah," the bartender told him. "You come back. We look for you."

      "Look for me?" Malone said. "You mean you found my notebook?"

      "Notesbook?" the bartender said.

      "A little black plastic book," Malone said, making motions, "about so big. And it——"

      "Not find," the bartender said. "You lose him?"

      "Sure I lost him," Malone said. "I mean, it. Would I be looking for it if I hadn't lost it?"

      "Who knows?" the bartender said, and shrugged.

      "But you said you were looking for me," Malone said. "What about?"

      "Oh," the bartender said. "I only say that. Make customer feel good, think we miss him. Customers like, so we do. What your name?"

      "Pizarro," Malone said disgustedly, and went away.

      The last stop was Topp's. Well, he had to find the notebook there. It was the only place the notebook could be. That was logic, and Malone was proud of it. He walked into Topp's trying to remember the bartender's name, and found it just as he walked into the bar.

      "Hello, Wally," he said gaily.

      The bartender stared at him. "I'm not Wally," he said. "Wally's the other barman. My name's Ray."

      "Oh," Malone said, feeling deflated. "Well, I've come about a notebook."

      "Yes, sir?" Ray said.

      "I lost the notebook here yesterday evening, between six and eight. If you'll just take me to the Lost and Found department—"

      "One moment, sir," Ray said, and left him standing at the bar, all alone.

      In a few seconds he was back. "I didn't see the notebook myself, sir," he said. "But if Wally picked it up, he'd have turned it over to the maître d'. Perhaps you'd like to check with him."

      "Sure," Malone said. The maître d' turned out to be a shortish, heavy-set man with large blue eyes, a silver mane and a thin, pencil-line mustache. He was addressed, for no reason Malone was able to discover, as BeeBee.

      Ray introduced them. "This gentleman wants to know about a notebook," he told BeeBee.

      "Notebook?" BeeBee said.

      Malone explained at length. BeeBee nodded in an understanding fashion for some moments and, when Malone had finished, disappeared in search of the Lost and Found. He came back rather quickly, with the disturbing news that no notebook was anywhere in the place.

      "It's got to be here," Malone insisted.

      "Well," BeeBee said, "it isn't. Maybe you left it some place else. Maybe it's home now."

      "It isn't," Malone said. "And I've tried every place else."

      "New York's a big city, Mr. Malone," BeeBee said.

      Malone sighed. "I've tried every place I've been. The notebook couldn't be somewhere I haven't been. A rolling stone follows its owner." He thought about that. It didn't seem to mean anything, but maybe it had once. There was no way to tell for sure.

      He went back to the bar to think things over and figure out his next move. A bourbon-and-soda while thinking seemed the obvious order, and Ray bustled off to get it.

      Had he left the notebook on the street somewhere, just dropping it by accident? Malone couldn't quite see that happening. It was, of course, possible—but the possibility was so remote that he decided to try and think of everything else first. There was Dorothy, for instance.

      Was it possible that she might have the book?

      It was. But, if so, how had she got it?

      Malone enumerated possibilities on his fingers. First, he could have dropped it or something like that, and she could have picked it up. But dropping the notebook СКАЧАТЬ