Mike and Psmith. P. G. Wodehouse

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1—MR. JACKSON MAKES UP HIS MIND

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      If Mike had been in time for breakfast that fatal Easter morning he might have gathered from the expression on his father's face, as Mr. Jackson opened the envelope containing his school report and read the contents, that the document in question was not exactly a paean of praise from beginning to end. But he was late, as usual. Mike always was late for breakfast in the holidays.

      When he came down on this particular morning, the meal was nearly over. Mr. Jackson had disappeared, taking his correspondence with him; Mrs. Jackson had gone into the kitchen, and when Mike appeared the thing had resolved itself into a mere vulgar brawl between Phyllis and Ella for the jam, while Marjory, recently affecting a grown-up air, looked on in a detached sort of way, as if these juvenile gambols distressed her.

      "Hello, Mike," she said, jumping up as he entered, "here you are—I've been keeping everything hot for you."

      "Have you? Thanks awfully. I say … " His eye wandered in mild surprise round the table. "I'm a bit late."

      Marjory was bustling about, fetching and carrying for Mike, as she always did. She had adopted him at an early age, and did the thing thoroughly. She was fond of her other brothers, especially when they made centuries in first-class cricket, but Mike was her favorite. She would field out in the deep as a natural thing when Mike was batting at the net in the paddock, though for the others, even for Joe, who had played in all five Test Matches in the previous summer, she would do it only as a favor.

      Phyllis and Ella finished their dispute and went out. Marjory sat on the table and watched Mike eat.

      "Your report came this morning, Mike," she said.

      The kidneys failed to retain Mike's undivided attention. He looked up interested. "What did it say?"

      "I didn't see—I only caught sight of the Wrykyn crest on the envelope. Father didn't say anything."

      Mike seemed concerned. "I say, that looks rather rotten! I wonder if it was awfully bad. It's the first I've had from Appleby."

      "It can't be any worse than the horrid ones Mr. Blake used to write when you were in his form."

      "No, that's a comfort," said Mike philosophically. "Think there's any more tea in that pot?"

      "I call it a shame," said Marjory; "they ought to be jolly glad to have you at Wrykyn just for cricket, instead of writing beastly reports that make father angry and don't do any good to anybody."

      "Last Christmas he said he'd take me away if I got another one."

      "He didn't mean it really, I know he didn't! He couldn't! You're the best bat Wrykyn's ever had."

      "What ho!" interpolated Mike.

      "You are. Everybody says you are. Why, you got your first the very first term you were there—even Joe didn't do anything nearly so good as that. Saunders says you're simply bound to play for England in another year or two."

      "Saunders is a jolly good chap. He bowled me a half volley on the off the first ball I had in a school match. By the way, I wonder if he's out at the net now. Let's go and see."

      Saunders the professional was setting up the net when they arrived. Mike put on his pads and went to the wicket, while Marjory and the dogs retired as usual to the far hedge to retrieve.

      She was kept busy. Saunders was a good sound bowler of the M.C.C. minor match type, and there had been a time when he had worried Mike considerably, but Mike had been in the Wrykyn team for three seasons now, and each season he had advanced tremendously in his batting. He had filled out in three years. He had always had the style, and now he had the strength as well, Saunder's bowling on a true wicket seemed simple to him. It was early in the Easter holidays, but already he was beginning to find his form. Saunders, who looked on Mike as his own special invention, was delighted.

      "If you don't be worried by being too anxious now that you're captain, Master Mike," he said, "you'll make a century every match next term."

      "I wish I wasn't; it's a beastly responsibility."

      Henfrey, the Wrykyn cricket captain of the previous season, was not returning next term, and Mike was to reign in his stead. He liked the prospect, but it certainly carried with it a rather awe-inspiring responsibility. At night sometimes he would lie awake, appalled by the fear of losing his form, or making a hash of things by choosing the wrong men to play for the school and leaving the right men out. It is no light thing to captain a public school at cricket.

      As he was walking toward the house, Phyllis met him. "Oh, I've been hunting for you, Mike; Father wants you."

      "What for?"

      "I don't know."

      "Where?"

      "He's in the study. He seems … " added Phyllis, throwing in the information by a way of a makeweight, "in a beastly temper."

      Mike's jaw fell slightly. "I hope the dickens it's nothing to do with that bally report," was his muttered exclamation.

      Mike's dealings with his father were as a rule of a most pleasant nature. Mr. Jackson was an understanding sort of man, who treated his sons as companions. From time to time, however, breezes were apt to ruffle the placid sea of good fellowship. Mike's end-of-term report was an unfailing wind raiser; indeed, on the arrival of Mr. Blake's sarcastic resume of Mike's shortcomings at the end of the previous term, there had been something not unlike a typhoon. It was on this occasion that Mr. Jackson had solemnly declared his intention of removing Mike from Wrykyn unless the critics became more flattering; and Mr. Jackson was a man of his word.

      It was with a certain amount of apprehension, therefore, that Jackson entered the study.

      "Come in, Mike," said his father, kicking the waste-paper basket; "I want to speak to you."

      Mike, skilled in omens, scented a row in the offing. Only in moments of emotion was Mr. Jackson in the habit of booting the basket.

      There followed an awkward silence, which Mike broke by remarking that he had carted a half volley from Saunders over the on-side hedge that morning.

      "It was just a bit short and off the leg stump, so I stepped out—may I bag the paper knife for a jiffy? I'll just show—"

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