The Complete Adventures of Peter Pan & His Friends – All 7 Book in One Illustrated Edition. J. M. Barrie

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      “What do you say to a box of tools this time?”

      “I think not, ma’am.”

      “Is the deary fond of digging?”

      “Very partial to digging.” (We shall find the leg of mutton some day.)

      “Then perhaps a weeny spade and a pail?”

      She got me to buy a model of Canterbury Cathedral once, she was so insistent, and Porthos gave me his mind about it when we got home. He detests the kindergarten system, and as she is absurdly prejudiced in its favour we have had to try other shops. We went to the Lowther Arcade for the rocking-horse. Dear Lowther Arcade! Ofttimes have we wandered agape among thy enchanted palaces, Porthos and I, David and I, David and Porthos and I. I have heard that thou art vulgar, but I cannot see how, unless it be that tattered children haunt thy portals, those awful yet smiling entrances to so much joy. To the Arcade there are two entrances, and with much to be sung in laudation of that which opens from the Strand I yet on the whole prefer the other as the more truly romantic, because it is there the tattered ones congregate, waiting to see the Davids emerge with the magic lamp. We have always a penny for them, and I have known them, before entering the Arcade with it, retire (but whither?) to wash; surely the prettiest of all the compliments that are paid to the home of toys.

      And now, O Arcade, so much fairer than thy West End brother, we are told that thou art doomed, anon to be turned into an eating-house or a hive for usurers, something rankly useful. All thy delights are under notice to quit. The Noah’s arks are packed one within another, with clockwork horses harnessed to them; the soldiers, knapsack on back, are kissing their hands to the dear foolish girls, who, however, will not be left behind them; all the four-footed things gather around the elephant, who is overful of drawing-room furniture; the birds flutter their wings; the man with the scythe mows his way through the crowd; the balloons tug at their strings; the ships rock under a swell of sail, everything is getting ready for the mighty exodus into the Strand. Tears will be shed.

      So we bought the horse in the Lowther Arcade, Porthos, who thought it was for him, looking proud but uneasy, and it was sent to the bandbox house anonymously. About a week afterward I had the ill-luck to meet Mary’s husband in Kensington, so I asked him what he had called his little girl.

      “It is a boy,” he replied, with intolerable good-humour, “we call him David.”

      And then with a singular lack of taste he wanted the name of my boy.

      I flicked my glove. “Timothy,” said I.

      I saw a suppressed smile on his face, and said hotly that Timothy was as good a name as David. “I like it,” he assured me, and expressed a hope that they would become friends. I boiled to say that I really could not allow Timothy to mix with boys of the David class, but I refrained, and listened coldly while he told me what David did when you said his toes were pigs going to market or returning from it, I forget which. He also boasted of David’s weight (a subject about which we are uncommonly touchy at the club), as if children were for throwing forth for a wager.

      But no more about Timothy. Gradually this vexed me. I felt what a forlorn little chap Timothy was, with no one to say a word for him, and I became his champion and hinted something about teething, but withdrew it when it seemed too surprising, and tried to get on to safer ground, such as bibs and general intelligence, but the painter fellow was so willing to let me have my say, and knew so much more about babies than is fitting for men to know, that I paled before him and wondered why the deuce he was listening to me so attentively.

      You may remember a story he had told me about some anonymous friend. “His latest,” said he now, “is to send David a rocking-horse!”

      I must say I could see no reason for his mirth. “Picture it,” said he, “a rocking-horse for a child not three months old!”

      I was about to say fiercely: “The stirrups are adjustable,” but thought it best to laugh with him. But I was pained to hear that Mary had laughed, though heaven knows I have often laughed at her.

      “But women are odd,” he said unexpectedly, and explained. It appears that in the middle of her merriment Mary had become grave and said to him quite haughtily, “I see nothing to laugh at.” Then she had kissed the horse solemnly on the nose and said, “I wish he was here to see me do it.” There are moments when one cannot help feeling a drawing to Mary.

      But moments only, for the next thing he said put her in a particularly odious light. He informed me that she had sworn to hunt Mr. Anon down.

      “She won’t succeed,” I said, sneering but nervous.

      “Then it will be her first failure,” said he.

      “But she knows nothing about the man.”

      “You would not say that if you heard her talking of him. She says he is a gentle, whimsical, lonely old bachelor.”

      “Old?” I cried.

      “Well, what she says is that he will soon be old if he doesn’t take care. He is a bachelor at all events, and is very fond of children, but has never had one to play with.”

      “Could not play with a child though there was one,” I said brusquely; “has forgotten the way; could stand and stare only.”

      “Yes, if the parents were present. But he thinks that if he were alone with the child he could come out strong.”

      “How the deuce—” I began

      “That is what she says,” he explained, apologetically. “I think she will prove to be too clever for him.”

      “Pooh,” I said, but undoubtedly I felt a dizziness, and the next time I met him he quite frightened me. “Do you happen to know any one,” he said, “who has a St. Bernard dog?”

      “No,” said I, picking up my stick.

      “He has a St. Bernard dog.”

      “How have you found that out?”

      “She has found it out.”

      “But how?”

      “I don’t know.”

      I left him at once, for Porthos was but a little way behind me. The mystery of it scared me, but I armed promptly for battle. I engaged a boy to walk Porthos in Kensington Gardens, and gave him these instructions: “Should you find yourself followed by a young woman wheeling a second-hand perambulator, instantly hand her over to the police on the charge of attempting to steal the dog.”

      Now then, Mary.

      “By the way,” her husband said at our next meeting, “that rocking-horse I told you of cost three guineas.”

      “She has gone to the shop to ask?”

      “No, not to ask that, but for a description of the purchaser’s appearance.”

      Oh, Mary, Mary.

      Here is the appearance of purchaser as supplied СКАЧАТЬ