The Complete Works. Robert Burns
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Название: The Complete Works

Автор: Robert Burns

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СКАЧАТЬ Hornbook sets,

       An’ pays him well.

       The lad, for twa guid gimmer-pets,

       Was laird himsel.

      “A bonnie lass, ye kend her name,

       Some ill-brewn drink had hov’d her wame;

       She trusts hersel, to hide the shame,

       In Hornbook’s care;

       Horn sent her aff to her lang hame, To hide it there.

      “That’s just a swatch o’ Hornbook’s way;

       Thus goes he on from day to day,

       Thus does he poison, kill, an’ slay,

       An’s weel paid for’t;

       Yet stops me o’ my lawfu’ prey,

       Wi’ his d—mn’d dirt:

      “But, hark! I’ll tell you of a plot,

       Though dinna ye be speaking o’t;

       I’ll nail the self-conceited sot,

       As dead’s a herrin’:

       Niest time we meet, I’ll wad a groat,

       He gets his fairin’!”

      But just as he began to tell,

       The auld kirk-hammer strak’ the bell

       Some wee short hour ayont the twal,

       Which rais’d us baith:

       I took the way that pleas’d mysel’,

       And sae did Death.

      FOOTNOTES:

       Table of Contents

      [6] Buchan’s Domestic Medicine.

      [7] The grave-digger.

       Table of Contents

      THE TWA HERDS:

      OR,

      THE HOLY TULZIE.

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      [The actors in this indecent drama were Moodie, minister of Ricartoun, and Russell, helper to the minister of Kilmarnock: though apostles of the “Old Light,” they forgot their brotherhood in the vehemence of controversy, and went, it is said, to blows. “This poem,” says Burns, “with a certain description of the clergy as well as laity, met with a roar of applause.”]

      O a’ ye pious godly flocks,

       Weel fed on pastures orthodox,

       Wha now will keep you frae the fox,

       Or worrying tykes,

       Or wha will tent the waifs and crocks,

       About the dykes?

      The twa best herds in a’ the wast,

       That e’er ga’e gospel horn a blast,

       These five and twenty simmers past,

       O! dool to tell,

       Ha’e had a bitter black out-cast

       Atween themsel.

      O, Moodie, man, and wordy Russell,

       How could you raise so vile a bustle,

       Ye’ll see how New-Light herds will whistle

       And think it fine:

       The Lord’s cause ne’er got sic a twistle

       Sin’ I ha’e min’.

      O, sirs! whae’er wad ha’e expeckit

       Your duty ye wad sae negleckit,

       Ye wha were ne’er by lairds respeckit,

       To wear the plaid,

       But by the brutes themselves eleckit,

       To be their guide.

      What flock wi’ Moodie’s flock could rank,

       Sae hale and hearty every shank,

       Nae poison’d sour Arminian stank,

       He let them taste,

       Frae Calvin’s well, ay clear they drank—

       O sic a feast!

      The thummart, wil’-cat, brock, and tod,

       Weel kend his voice thro’ a’ the wood,

       He smelt their ilka hole and road,

       Baith out and in,

       And weel he lik’d to shed their bluid,

       And sell their skin.

      What herd like Russell tell’d his tale,

       His voice was heard thro’ muir and dale,

       He kend the Lord’s sheep, ilka tail,

       O’er a’ the height,

       And saw gin they were sick or hale,

       At the first sight.

      He fine a mangy sheep could scrub,

       Or nobly fling the gospel club,

       And New-Light herds could nicely drub,

       Or pay their skin;

       Could shake them o’er the burning dub,

       Or heave them in.

      Sic twa—O! do I live to see’t,

       Sic famous twa should disagreet,

       An’ names, like СКАЧАТЬ