The Flying Inn. Гилберт Кит Честертон

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СКАЧАТЬ Futurist is a song that can't be sung. But who will write us a riding song, Or a fighting song or a drinking song, Fit for the fathers of you and me, That knew how to think and thrive? But the song of Beauty and Art and Love Is simply an utterly stinking song, To double you up and drag you down, And damn your soul alive.

      "Take some more rum," concluded the Irish officer, affably, "and let's hear your song at last."

      With the gravity inseparable from the deep conventionality of country people, Mr. Pump unfolded the paper on which he had recorded the only antagonistic emotion that was strong enough in him to screw his infinite English tolerance to the pitch of song. He read out the title very carefully and in full.

      "Song Against Grocers, by Humphrey Pump, sole proprietor of 'The Old Ship,' Pebblewick. Good Accommodation for Man and Beast. Celebrated as the House at which both Queen Charlotte and Jonathan Wilde put up on different occasions; and where the Ice-cream man was mistaken for Bonaparte. This song is written against Grocers."

      "God made the wicked Grocer,

      For a mystery and a sign, That men might shun the awful shops, And go to inns to dine; Where the bacon's on the rafter And the wine is in the wood, And God that made good laughter Has seen that they are good.

      "The evil-hearted Grocer

      Would call his mother 'Ma'am,' And bow at her and bob at her, Her aged soul to damn; And rub his horrid hands and ask, What article was next; Though _mortis in articulo_, Should be her proper text.

      "His props are not his children

      But pert lads underpaid, Who call out 'Cash!' and bang about, To work his wicked trade; He keeps a lady in a cage, Most cruelly all day, And makes her count and calls her 'Miss,' Until she fades away.

      "The righteous minds of inn-keepers

      Induce them now and then To crack a bottle with a friend, Or treat unmoneyed men; But who hath seen the Grocer Treat housemaids to his teas, Or crack a bottle of fish-sauce, Or stand a man a cheese?

      "He sells us sands of Araby

      As sugar for cash down, He sweeps his shop and sells the dust, The purest salt in town; He crams with cans of poisoned meat Poor subjects of the King, And when they die by thousands Why, he laughs like anything.

      "The Wicked Grocer groces

      In spirits and in wine, Not frankly and in fellowship, As men in inns do dine; But packed with soap and sardines And carried off by grooms, For to be snatched by Duchesses, And drunk in dressing-rooms.

      "The hell-instructed Grocer

      Has a temple made of tin, And the ruin of good inn-keepers Is loudly urged therein; But now the sands are running out From sugar of a sort, The Grocer trembles; for his time Just like his weight is short."

      Captain Dalroy was getting considerably heated with his nautical liquor, and his appreciation of Pump's song was not merely noisy but active. He leapt to his feet and waved his glass. "Ye ought to be Poet Laureate, Hump--ye're right, ye're right; we'll stand all this no longer!"

      He dashed wildly up the sand slope and pointed with the sign-post towards the darkening shore, where the low shed of corrugated iron stood almost isolated.

      "There's your tin temple!" he said. "Let's burn it!"

      They were some way along the coast from the large watering-place of Pebblewick and between the gathering twilight and the rolling country it could not be clearly seen. Nothing was now in sight but the corrugated iron hall by the beach and three half-built red brick villas.

      Dalroy appeared to regard the hall and the empty houses with great malevolence.

      "Look at it!" he said. "Babylon!"

      He brandished the inn-sign in the air like a banner, and began to stride towards the place, showering curses.

      "In forty days," he cried, "shall Pebblewick be destroyed. Dogs shall lap the blood of J. Leveson, Secretary, and Unicorns--"

      "Come back Pat," cried Humphrey, "you've had too much rum."

      "Lions shall howl in its high places," vociferated the Captain.

      "Donkeys will howl, anyhow," said Pump. "But I suppose the other donkey must follow."

      And loading and untethering the quadruped, he began to lead him along.

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