The Collected Works of L. Frank Baum (Illustrated). L. Frank Baum

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      He went up to it and found that the gold bottle that contained the precious powder had dropped upon the stand and scattered its life-giving grains over the machine. The phonograph was very much alive, and began dancing a jig with the legs of the table to which it was attached, and this dance so annoyed Dr. Pipt that he kicked the thing into a corner and pushed a bench against it, to hold it quiet.

      “You were bad enough before,” said the Magician, resentfully; “but a live phonograph is enough to drive every sane person in the Land of Oz stark crazy.”

      “No insults, please,” answered the phonograph in a surly tone. “You did it, my boy; don’t blame me.”

      “You’ve bungled everything, Dr. Pipt,” added the Glass Cat, contemptuously.

      “Except me,” said the Patchwork Girl, jumping up to whirl merrily around the room.

      “I think,” said Ojo, almost ready to cry through grief over Unc Nunkie’s sad fate, “it must all be my fault, in some way. I’m called Ojo the Unlucky, you know.”

      “That’s nonsense, kiddie,” retorted the Patchwork Girl cheerfully. “No one can be unlucky who has the intelligence to direct his own actions. The unlucky ones are those who beg for a chance to think, like poor Dr. Pipt here. What’s the row about, anyway, Mr. Magic-maker?”

      “The Liquid of Petrifaction has accidentally fallen upon my dear wife and Unc Nunkie and turned them into marble,” he sadly replied.

      “Well, why don’t you sprinkle some of that powder on them and bring them to life again?” asked the Patchwork Girl.

      The Magician gave a jump.

      “Why, I hadn’t thought of that!” he joyfully cried, and grabbed up the golden bottle, with which he ran to Margolotte.

      Said the Patchwork Girl:

      “Higgledy, piggledy, dee—

      What fools magicians be!

      His head’s so thick

      He can’t think quick,

      So he takes advice from me.”

      Standing upon the bench, for he was so crooked he could not reach the top of his wife’s head in any other way, Dr. Pipt began shaking the bottle. But not a grain of powder came out. He pulled off the cover, glanced within, and then threw the bottle from him with a wail of despair.

      “Gone—gone! Every bit gone,” he cried. “Wasted on that miserable phonograph when it might have saved my dear wife!”

      Then the Magician bowed his head on his crooked arms and began to cry.

      Ojo was sorry for him. He went up to the sorrowful man and said softly:

      “You can make more Powder of Life, Dr. Pipt.”

      “Yes; but it will take me six years—six long, weary years of stirring four kettles with both feet and both hands,” was the agonized reply. “Six years! while poor Margolotte stands watching me as a marble image.”

      “Can’t anything else be done?” asked the Patchwork Girl.

      The Magician shook his head. Then he seemed to remember something and looked up.

      “There is one other compound that would destroy the magic spell of the Liquid of Petrifaction and restore my wife and Unc Nunkie to life,” said he. “It may be hard to find the things I need to make this magic compound, but if they were found I could do in an instant what will otherwise take six long, weary years of stirring kettles with both hands and both feet.”

      “All right; let’s find the things, then,” suggested the Patchwork Girl. “That seems a lot more sensible than those stirring times with the kettles.”

      “That’s the idea, Scraps,” said the Glass Cat, approvingly. “I’m glad to find you have decent brains. Mine are exceptionally good. You can see ‘em work; they’re pink.”

      “Scraps?” repeated the girl. “Did you call me ‘Scraps’? Is that my name?”

      “I—I believe my poor wife had intended to name you ‘Angeline,’” said the Magician.

      “But I like ‘Scraps’ best,” she replied with a laugh. “It fits me better, for my patchwork is all scraps, and nothing else. Thank you for naming me, Miss Cat. Have you any name of your own?”

      “I have a foolish name that Margolotte once gave me, but which is quite undignified for one of my importance,” answered the cat. “She called me ‘Bungle.’”

      “Yes,” sighed the Magician; “you were a sad bungle, taken all in all. I was wrong to make you as I did, for a more useless, conceited and brittle thing never before existed.”

      “I’m not so brittle as you think,” retorted the cat. “I’ve been alive a good many years, for Dr. Pipt experimented on me with the first magic Powder of Life he ever made, and so far I’ve never broken or cracked or chipped any part of me.”

      “You seem to have a chip on your shoulder,” laughed the Patchwork Girl, and the cat went to the mirror to see.

      “Tell me,” pleaded Ojo, speaking to the Crooked Magician, “what must we find to make the compound that will save Unc Nunkie?”

      “First,” was the reply, “I must have a six-leaved clover. That can only be found in the green country around the Emerald City, and six-leaved clovers are very scarce, even there.”

      “I’ll find it for you,” promised Ojo.

      “The next thing,” continued the Magician, “is the left wing of a yellow butterfly. That color can only be found in the yellow country of the Winkies, West of the Emerald City.”

      “I’ll find it,” declared Ojo. “Is that all?”

      “Oh, no; I’ll get my Book of Recipes and see what comes next.”

      Saying this, the Magician unlocked a drawer of his cabinet and drew out a small book covered with blue leather. Looking through the pages he found the recipe he wanted and said: “I must have a gill of water from a dark well.”

      “What kind of a well is that, sir?” asked the boy.

      “One where the light of day never penetrates. The water must be put in a gold bottle and brought to me without any light ever reaching it.”

      “I’ll get the water from the dark well,” said Ojo.

      “Then I must have three hairs from the tip of a Woozy’s tail, and a drop of oil from a live man’s body.”

      Ojo looked grave at this.

      “What is a Woozy, please?” he inquired.

      “Some sort of an animal. I’ve never seen one, so I can’t describe it,” replied the Magician.

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