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      “Oh, boo-hoo-hoo!” sobbed the woman, giving way to a fresh burst of grief.

      “What’s wrong now?” asked the Shaggy Man.

      “Oh, suppose I had pricked my foot!” she wailed. “Then the doctors would have cut my foot off, and I’d be lamed for life!”

      “Surely, ma’am,” replied the Wizard, “and if you’d pricked your nose they might cut your head off. But you see you didn’t.”

      “But I might have!” she exclaimed, and began to cry again. So they left her and drove away in their wagon. And her husband came out and began calling “Help!” as he had before; but no one seemed to pay any attention to him.

      As the travelers turned into another street they found a man walking excitedly up and down the pavement. He appeared to be in a very nervous condition and the Wizard stopped him to ask:

      “Is anything wrong, sir?”

      “Everything is wrong,” answered the man, dismally. “I can’t sleep.”

      “Why not?” inquired Omby Amby.

      “If I go to sleep I’ll have to shut my eyes,” he explained; “and if I shut my eyes they may grow together, and then I’d be blind for life!”

      “Did you ever hear of any one’s eyes growing together?” asked Dorothy.

      “No,” said the man, “I never did. But it would be a dreadful thing, wouldn’t it? And the thought of it makes me so nervous I’m afraid to go to sleep.”

      “There’s no help for this case,” declared the Wizard; and they went on.

      At the next street corner a woman rushed up to them crying:

      “Save my baby! Oh, good, kind people, save my baby!”

      “Is it in danger?” asked Dorothy, noticing that the child was clasped in her arms and seemed sleeping peacefully.

      “Yes, indeed,” said the woman, nervously. “If I should go into the house and throw my child out of the window, it would roll way down to the bottom of the hill; and then if there were a lot of tigers and bears down there, they would tear my darling babe to pieces and eat it up!”

      “Are there any tigers and bears in this neighborhood?” the Wizard asked.

      “I’ve never heard of any,” admitted the woman, “but if there were—”

      “Have you any idea of throwing your baby out of the window?” questioned the little man.

      “None at all,” she said; “but if—”

      “All your troubles are due to those ‘ifs’,” declared the Wizard. “If you were not a Flutterbudget you wouldn’t worry.”

      “There’s another ‘if’,” replied the woman. “Are you a Flutterbudget, too?”

      “I will be, if I stay here long,” exclaimed the Wizard, nervously.

      “Another ‘if’!” cried the woman.

      But the Wizard did not stop to argue with her. He made the Sawhorse canter all the way down the hill, and only breathed easily when they were miles away from the village.

      After they had ridden in silence for a while Dorothy turned to the little man and asked:

      “Do ‘ifs’ really make Flutterbudgets?”

      “I think the ‘ifs’ help,” he answered seriously. “Foolish fears, and worries over nothing, with a mixture of nerves and ifs, will soon make a Flutterbudget of any one.”

      Then there was another long silence, for all the travelers were thinking over this statement, and nearly all decided it must be true.

      The country they were now passing through was everywhere tinted purple, the prevailing color of the Gillikin Country; but as the Sawhorse ascended a hill they found that upon the other side everything was of a rich yellow hue.

      “Aha!” cried the Captain General; “here is the Country of the Winkies. We are just crossing the boundary line.”

      “Then we may be able to lunch with the Tin Woodman,” announced the Wizard, joyfully.

      “Must we lunch on tin?” asked Aunt Em.

      “Oh, no;” replied Dorothy. “Nick Chopper knows how to feed meat people, and he will give us plenty of good things to eat, never fear. I’ve been to his castle before.”

      “Is Nick Chopper the Tin Woodman’s name?” asked Uncle Henry.

      “Yes; that’s one of his names,” answered the little girl; “and another of his names is ‘Emp’ror of the Winkies.’ He’s the King of this country, you know, but Ozma rules over all the countries of Oz.”

      “Does the Tin Woodman keep any Flutterbudgets or Rigmaroles at his castle?” inquired Aunt Em, uneasily.

      “No indeed,” said Dorothy, positively. “He lives in a new tin castle, all full of lovely things.”

      “I should think it would rust,” said Uncle Henry.

      “He has thousands of Winkies to keep it polished for him,” explained the Wizard. “His people love to do anything in their power for their beloved Emperor, so there isn’t a particle of rust on all the big castle.”

      “I suppose they polish their Emperor, too,” said Aunt Em.

      “Why, some time ago he had himself nickel-plated,” the Wizard answered; “so he only needs rubbing up once in a while. He’s the brightest man in all the world, is dear Nick Chopper; and the kindest-hearted.”

      “I helped find him,” said Dorothy, reflectively. “Once the Scarecrow and I found the Tin Woodman in the woods, and he was just rusted still, that time, an’ no mistake. But we oiled his joints an’ got ‘em good and slippery, and after that he went with us to visit the Wizard at the Em’rald City.”

      “Was that the time the Wizard scared you?” asked Aunt Em.

      “He didn’t treat us well, at first,” acknowledged Dorothy; “for he made us go away and destroy the Wicked Witch. But after we found out he was only a humbug wizard we were not afraid of him.”

      The Wizard sighed and looked a little ashamed.

      “When we try to deceive people we always make mistakes,” he said. “But I’m getting to be a real wizard now, and Glinda the Good’s magic, that I am trying to practice, can never harm any one.”

      “You were always a good man,” declared Dorothy, “even when you were a bad wizard.”

      “He’s a good wizard now,” asserted Aunt Em, looking at the little man admiringly. “The way he made those tents grow out of handkerchiefs was just wonderful! And didn’t he enchant the wagon СКАЧАТЬ