The Essential G. B. Shaw: Celebrated Plays, Novels, Personal Letters, Essays & Articles. GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
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Название: The Essential G. B. Shaw: Celebrated Plays, Novels, Personal Letters, Essays & Articles
Автор: GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
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“Ah, Lord Jesus!” she exclaimed in German, recoiling from him. He chuckled and abruptly shut himself out of her view as the opening Coriolan overture sounded from the orchestra, The old gentleman who had congratulated him had rejoined the others in the stalls.
“Well,” said one of them: “is your man delighted with himself?”
“N-no, I cannot say that he is — or rather perhaps he is too much so. I am sorry to say that he appears to rather morose — soured by his early difficulties, perhaps. He is certainly not an agreeable person to speak to.”
“What did you expect?”said another gentleman coldly. “A man who degrades music to be the vehicle of his own coarse humor, and shews by his method of doing it an ignorant contempt for those laws by which the great composers established order in the chaos of sounds, is not likely to display a courteous disposition and refined nature in the ordinary business of life.”
“I assure you, Professor,” said a third, who had the score of the fantasia open on his knees, “this chap must know a devil of a lot. He plays old Harry with the sonata form; but he must do it on purpose, you know, really.”
The gentleman addressed as Professor looked severely and incredulously at the other. “I really cannot listen to such things whilst they are playing Beethoven,” he said. “I have protested against Mr Jack and his like; and my protest has passed unheeded. I wash my hands of the consequences. The Antient Orpheus Society will yet acknowledge that I did well when I counseled it to renounce the devil and all his works.” He turned away; sat down on a stall a little way off; and gave all his attention ostentatiously to “Coriolan.”
The pianist came presently and sat near him. The others quickly surrounded her; but she did not speak to them, and shewed by her attitude that she did not wish to be spoken to. Her mother, who did not care for Coriolan, and wanted to go home, knitted and looked appealingly at her from time to time, not venturing to express her impatience before so many members of the Antient Orpheus Society. At last Manlius came down; and the whole party rose and went into the performers’ room.
“How do you find our orchestra?” said Manlius to her as she took up her muff.
“It is magnificent,” she replied. “So refined, so quiet, so convenable! It is like the English gentleman.” Manlius smirked. Jack, who had reappeared on the outskirts of the group with his hat on — a desperately illused hat — added:
“A Lithuanian or Hungarian orchestra could not play like that, eh?”
“No, truly,” said the Polish lady, with a little shrug. “I do not think they could.”
“You flatter us,” said Manlius bowing. Jack began to laugh. The Polish lady hastily made her adieux and went out into Piccadilly, where a cab was brought for her. Her mother got in; and she was about follow when she heard Jack’s voice again, at her elbow.
“May I send you some music?”
“If you will so gracious, Monsieur.”
“Good. What direction shall I give your driver?”
“F — f — you call it Feetzroysquerre?”
“Fitzroy Square,” shouted Jack to the cabman. The hansom went off; and he, running recklessly through the mud to a passing Hammersmith omnibus, which was full inside, climbed to the roof, and was borne away in the rain.
CHAPTER X
It was a yearly custom of the Antient Orpheus Society to give what they called a soiree, to which they invited all the celebrated persons who were at all likely to come. These meetings took place at a house in Harley Street. Large gilt tickets, signed by three of the committee, were sent to any distinguished foreign composers who happened to be in London, as well as to the president of the Royal Academy, the musical Cabinet Minister (if there was one), the popular tragedian of the day, and a few other privileged persons. The rest had little cards of invitation from the members, who were each entitled to introduce a few guests.
To the one of these entertainments next following the fantasia concert came a mob of amateurs, and a select body of pianists, singers, fiddlers, painters, actors and journalists. The noble vice-president of the society, assisted by two of the committee, received the guests in a broad corridor which had been made to resemble a miniature picture gallery. The guests were announced by two Swiss waiters, who were supposed to be able to pronounce foreign names properly because they could not pronounce English ones. Over one name on a gilt ticket, that of a young lady, they broke down; and she entered unannounced with her mother. After her came a member and his party of four: Mr and Mrs Phipson, Mr Charles Sutherland, Miss Sutherland, and Mr Adrian Herbert. Then other members with their parties.
Then the last of the gilt tickets, Mr Owen Jack, who presented the novelty of a black silk handkerchief round the neck with the bow under his right ear.
The company was crowded into two large rooms. There were many more guests than seats; and those who were weak or already weary stood round the walls or by the pianoforte and got what support they could by leaning on them. Mary Sutherland was seated on the end of a settee which supported four other persons, and would have accommodated two comfortably.
“Well?” said Jack, coming behind the settee.
“Well,” echoed Mary.*Why are you so late?”
“For the usual reason — because women are so meddlesome. I could not find my studs, nor anything. I will endure Mother Simpson no longer. Next week I pack.”
“So you have been threatening at any time within the last two years. I wish you would really leave Church Street.”
“So you have been preaching anytime these fifty years. But I I must certainly do so: the woman is unendurable. There goes Charlie. He looks quite a man, like the rest of us, in his swallow-tail coat.”
“He looks and is insufferably self-conscious. How crowded the rooms are: They ought to give their conversazione in St James’s Hall as well as their concerts.”
“They never did and never will do anything as it ought to be done. Where’s your guide, philosopher, and friend?”
“Whom do you mean, Mr Jack?”
“What color is your dress?”
“Sea green. Why?”
“Nothing. I was admiring it just now.”
“Does my guide, philosopher, et cetera, mean Mr Herbert?”
“Yes, as you know perfectly well. You are not above giving yourself airs occasionally. Come, where is he? Why is he not by your side?”
“I do not know, I am sure. He came in with us — Charlie?”
“Well?” said Charlie, who was beginning to stand on his manhood. “What are you shouting at me for? Oh, how d’ye do, Mr Jack?”
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