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СКАЧАТЬ DARLING (valuing her support). Ever so much nastier.And as an example to you, Michael, I would take it now (thankfully) if I hadn't lost the bottle.

      WENDY (always glad to be of service). I know where itis, father. I'll fetch it.

      (She is gone before he can stop her. He turns for help to JOHN, who has come from the bathroom attired for bed.)

      MR. DARLING. John, it is the most beastly stuff. It is that sticky sweet kind.

      JOHN (who is perhaps still playing at parents). Never mind, father, it will soon be over.

      (A spasm of ill-will to JOHN cuts through MR. DARLING, and is gone. WENDY returns panting.)

      WENDY. Here it is, father; I have been as quick as I could.

      MR. DARLING (with a sarcasm that is completely thrown away on her). You have been wonderfully quick, precious quick!

      (He is now at the foot of MICHAEL'S bed, NANA is by its side, holding the medicine spoon insinuatingly in her mouth.)

      WENDY (proudly, as she pours out MR. DARLING'S medicine). Michael, now you will see how father takes it.

      MR. DARLING (hedging). Michael first.

      MICHAEL (full of unworthy suspicions). Father first.

      MR. DARLING. It will make me sick, you know.

      JOHN (lightly). Come on, father.

      MR. DARLING. Hold your tongue, sir.

      WENDY (disturbed). I thought you took it quite easily, father, saying 'Thank you, kind parents, for———'

      MR. DARLING. That is not the point; the point is that there is more in my glass than in Michael's spoon. It isn't fair, I swear though it were with my last breath, it is not fair.

      MICHAEL (coldly). Father, I'm waiting.

      MR. DARLING. It's all very well to say you are waiting; soam I waiting.

      MICHAEL. Father 's a cowardy custard.

      MR. DARLING. So are you a cowardy custard.

      (They are now glaring at each other.)

      MICHAEL. I am not frightened.

      MR. DARLING. Neither am I frightened.

      MICHAEL. Well, then, take it.

      MR. DARLING. Well, then, you take it.

      WENDY (butting in again). Why not take it at the same time?

      MR. DARLING (haughtily). Certainly. Are you ready, Michael?

      WENDY (as nothing has happened). One—two—three.

      (MICHAEL partakes, but MR. DARLING resorts to hanky-panky.)

      JOHN. Father hasn't taken his!

      (MICHAEL howls.)

      WENDY (inexpressibly pained). Oh father!

      MR. DARLING (who has been hiding the glass behind him).What do you mean by 'oh father'? Stop that row, Michael. I meant to take mine but I—missed it. (NANA shakes her head sadly over him, and goes into the bathroom. They are all looking as if they did not admire him, and nothing so dashes a temperamental man.) I say, I have just thought of a splendid joke. (They brighten.) I shall pour my medicine into Nana's bowl, and she will drink it thinking it is milk! The pleasantry does not appeal, but he prepares the joke, listening for appreciation.)

      WENDY. Poor darling Nana!

      MR. DARLING. You silly little things; to your beds everyone of you; I am ashamed of you.

      (They steal to their beds as MRS. DARLING returns with the chocolate.)

      MRS. DARLING. Well, is it all over?

      MICHAEL. Father didn't——(Father glares.)

      MR. DARLING. All over, dear, quite satisfactorily. (NANA comes back.) Nana, good dog, good girl; I have put a little milk into your bowl. (The bowl is by the kennel, and NANA begins to lap, only begins. She retreats into the kennel.)

      MRS. DARLING. What is the matter, Nana?

      MR. DARLING (uneasily). Nothing, nothing.

      MRS. DARLING (smelling the bowl). George, it is your medicine!

      (The children break into lamentation. He gives his wife an imploring look; he is begging for one smile, but does not get it. In consequence he goes from bad to worse.)

      MR. DARLING. It was only a joke. Much good my wearing myself to the bone trying to be funny in this house.

      WENDY (on her knees by the kennel). Father, Nana is crying.

      MR. DARLING. Coddle her; nobody coddles me. Oh dear no. I am only the bread-winner, why should I be coddled? Why, why, why?

      MRS. DARLING. George, not so loud; the servants will hearyou.

      (There is only one maid, absurdly small too, but they have got into the way of calling her the servants.)

      MR. DARLING (defiant). Let them hear me; bring in the whole world. ( The desperate man, who has not been in fresh air for days, has now lost all self-control.) I refuse to allow that dog to lord it in my nursery for one hour longer. (NANA supplicates him.) In vain, in vain, the proper place for you is the yard, and there you go to be tied up this instant.

      (NANA again retreats into the kennel, and the children add their prayers to hers.)

      MRS. DARLING (who knows how contrite he will be for this presently). George, George, remember what I told you about that boy.

      MR. DARLING. Am I master in this house or is she? (To NANA fiercely) Come along. (He thunders at her, but she indicates that she has reasons not worth troubling him with for remaining where she is. He resorts to a false bonhomie.) There, there, did she think he was angry with her, poor Nana? (She wriggles a response in the affirmative.) Good Nana, pretty Nana. (She has seldom been called pretty, and it has the old effect. She plays rub-a-dub with her paws, which is how a dog blushes.) She will come to her kind master, won't she? won't she? (She advances, retreats, waggles her head, her tail, and eventually goes to him. He seizes her collar in an iron grip and amid the cries of his progeny drags her from the room. They listen, for her remonstrances are not inaudible.)

      MRS. DARLING. Be brave, my dears.

      WENDY. He is chaining Nana up!

      (This unfortunately is what he is doing, though we cannot see him. Let us hope that he then retires to his study, looks up the word 'temper' in his Thesaurus, and under the influence of those benign pages becomes a better man. In the meantime the children have been put to bed in unwonted silence, and MRS. DARLING lights the night-lights over the beds.)

      JOHN (as the barking below goes on). She is awfully unhappy.

      WENDY. That is not Nana's unhappy bark. That СКАЧАТЬ