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Название: Love Among the Chickens

Автор: Пелам Гренвилл Вудхаус

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       Pelham Grenville Wodehouse

      Love Among the Chickens

      Published by Good Press, 2020

       [email protected]

      EAN 4064066061555

       A Letter with a Postscript

       Ukridge's Scheme

       Waterloo, Some Fellow-Travelers, and a Girl with Brown Hair

       The Arrival

       Buckling to

       Mr. Garnet's Narrative. Has to do with a Reunion

       The Entente Cordiale is Sealed

       A Little Dinner at Ukridge's

       Dies Iræ

       I Enlist the Services of a Minion

       The Brave Preserver

       Some Emotions and Yellow Lubin

       Tea and Tennis

       A Council of War

       The Arrival of Nemesis

       A Chance Meeting

       Of a Sentimental Nature

       Ukridge Gives Me Advice

       I Ask Papa

       Scientific Golf

       The Calm Before the Storm

       The Storm Breaks

       After the Storm

       EPILOGUE

      ​

       A LETTER witha POSTSCRIPT

       Table of Contents

      MR. JEREMY GARNET stood with his back to the empty grate—for the time was summer—watching with a jaundiced eye the removal of his breakfast things.

      "Mrs. Medley," he said.

      "Sir?"

      "Would it bore you if I became autobiographical?"

      "Sir?"

      "Never mind. I merely wish to sketch for your benefit a portion of my life's history. At eleven o'clock last night I went to bed, and at once sank into a dreamless sleep. About four hours later there was a clattering on the stairs which shook the ​house like a jelly. It was the gentleman in the top room—I forget his name—returning to roost. He was humming a patriotic song. A little while later there were a couple of loud crashes. He had removed his boots. All this while snatches of the patriotic song came to me through the ceiling of my bedroom. At about four-thirty there was a lull, and I managed to get to sleep again. I wish when you see that gentleman, Mrs. Medley, you would give him my compliments, and ask him if he could shorten his program another night. He might cut out the song, for a start."

      "He's a very young gentleman, sir," said Mrs. Medley, in vague defense of her top room.

      "And it's highly improbable," said Garnet, "that he will ever grow old, if he repeats his last night's performance. I have no wish to shed blood wantonly, but there ​are moments when one must lay aside one's personal prejudices, and act for the good of the race. A man who hums patriotic songs at four o'clock in the morning doesn't seem to me to fit into the scheme of universal happiness. So you will mention it to him, won't you?"

      "Very well, sir," said Mrs. Medley, placidly.

      On the strength of the fact that he wrote for the newspapers and had published two novels, Mrs. Medley regarded Mr. Garnet as an eccentric individual who had to be humored. Whatever he did or said filled her with a mild amusement. She received his daily harangues in the same spirit as that in which a nurse listens to the outpourings of the family baby. She was surprised when he said anything sensible enough for her to understand.

      His table being clear of breakfast and his room free from disturbing influences, ​the exhilaration caused by his chat with his landlady left Mr. Garnet. Life seemed very gray to him. He was a conscientious young man, and he knew that he ought to sit down and do some work. On the other hand, his brain felt like a cauliflower, and he could not think what to write about. This is one of the things which sour the young author even more than do those long envelopes which so tastefully decorate his table of a morning.

      He felt particularly unfitted for writing at that moment. The morning is not the time for inventive work. An article may be polished then, or a half-finished story completed, but 11 A.m. is not the hour at which to invent.

      Jerry Garnet wandered restlessly about his sitting room. Rarely had it seemed so dull and depressing to him as it did then. The photographs on the mantelpiece irritated him. There was no change СКАЧАТЬ