Psmith Series. P. G. Wodehouse

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      “Yes.; Well, then!”

      “What’s wrong with Wyatt?; He’s one of the decentest men in the school.”

      “I know.; But he’s working up for a tremendous row one of these days, unless he leaves before it comes off.; The odds are, if Jackson’s so thick with him, that he’ll be roped into it too.; Wyatt wouldn’t land him if he could help it, but he probably wouldn’t realise what he was letting the kid in for.; For instance, I happen to know that Wyatt breaks out of his dorm. every other night.; I don’t know if he takes Jackson with him.; I shouldn’t think so.; But there’s nothing to prevent Jackson following him on his own.; And if you’re caught at that game, it’s the boot every time.”

      Trevor looked disturbed.

      “Somebody ought to speak to Bob.”

      “What’s the good?; Why worry him?; Bob couldn’t do anything.; You’d only make him do the policeman business, which he hasn’t time for, and which is bound to make rows between them.; Better leave him alone.”

      “I don’t know.; It would be a beastly thing for Bob if the kid did get into a really bad row.”

      “If you must tell anybody, tell the Gazeka.; He’s head of Wain’s, and has got far more chance of keeping an eye on Jackson than Bob has.”

      “The Gazeka is a fool.”

      “All front teeth and side.; Still, he’s on the spot.; But what’s the good of worrying.; It’s nothing to do with us, anyhow.; Let’s stagger out, shall we?”

      * * * * *

      Trevor’s conscientious nature, however, made it impossible for him to drop the matter.; It disturbed him all the time that he and Clowes were on the river; and, walking back to the house, he resolved to see Bob about it during preparation.

      He found him in his study, oiling a bat.

      “I say, Bob,” he said, “look here.; Are you busy?”

      “No.; Why?”

      “It’s this way.; Clowes and I were talking——­”

      “If Clowes was there he was probably talking.; Well?”

      “About your brother.”

      “Oh, by Jove,” said Bob, sitting up.; “That reminds me.; I forgot to get the evening paper.; Did he get his century all right?”

      “Who?” asked Trevor, bewildered.

      “My brother, J. W. He’d made sixty-three not out against Kent in this morning’s paper.; What happened?”

      “I didn’t get a paper either.; I didn’t mean that brother.; I meant the one here.”

      “Oh, Mike?; What’s Mike been up to?”

      “Nothing as yet, that I know of; but, I say, you know, he seems a great pal of Wyatt’s.”

      “I know.; I spoke to him about it.”

      “Oh, you did?; That’s all right, then.”

      “Not that there’s anything wrong with Wyatt.”

      “Not a bit.; Only he is rather mucking about this term, I hear.; It’s his last, so I suppose he wants to have a rag.”

      “Don’t blame him.”

      “Nor do I. Rather rot, though, if he lugged your brother into a row by accident.”

      “I should get blamed.; I think I’ll speak to him again.”

      “I should, I think.”

      “I hope he isn’t idiot enough to go out at night with Wyatt.; If Wyatt likes to risk it, all right.; That’s his look out.; But it won’t do for Mike to go playing the goat too.”

      “Clowes suggested putting Firby-Smith on to him.; He’d have more chance, being in the same house, of seeing that he didn’t come a mucker than you would.”

      “I’ve done that.; Smith said he’d speak to him.”

      “That’s all right then.; Is that a new bat?”

      “Got it to-day.; Smashed my other yesterday—­against the school house.”

      Donaldson’s had played a friendly with the school house during the last two days, and had beaten them.

      “I thought I heard it go.; You were rather in form.”

      “Better than at the beginning of the term, anyhow.; I simply couldn’t do a thing then.; But my last three innings have been 33 not out, 18, and 51.

      “I should think you’re bound to get your first all right.”

      “Hope so.; I see Mike’s playing for the second against the O.W.s.”

      “Yes.; Pretty good for his first term.; You have a pro. to coach you in the holidays, don’t you?”

      “Yes.; I didn’t go to him much this last time.; I was away a lot.; But Mike fairly lived inside the net.”

      “Well, it’s not been chucked away.; I suppose he’ll get his first next year.; There’ll be a big clearing-out of colours at the end of this term.; Nearly all the first are leaving.; Henfrey’ll be captain, I expect.”

      “Saunders, the pro. at home, always says that Mike’s going to be the star cricketer of the family.; Better than J. W. even, he thinks.; I asked him what he thought of me, and he said, ’You’ll be making a lot of runs some day, Mr. Bob.’; There’s a subtle difference, isn’t there?; I shall have Mike cutting me out before I leave school if I’m not careful.”

      “Sort of infant prodigy,” said Trevor.; “Don’t think he’s quite up to it yet, though.”

      He went back to his study, and Bob, having finished his oiling and washed his hands, started on his Thucydides.; And, in the stress of wrestling with the speech of an apparently delirious Athenian general, whose remarks seemed to contain nothing even remotely resembling sense and coherence, he allowed the question of Mike’s welfare to fade from his mind like a dissolving view.

      CHAPTER VIII

      A ROW WITH THE TOWN

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      The beginning of a big row, one of those rows which turn a school upside down like a volcanic eruption and provide old boys with something to talk about, when they meet, for years, is not unlike the beginning of a thunderstorm.

      You are walking along one seemingly fine day, when suddenly there is a hush, and there falls on you from space one big drop.; The next moment the thing has begun, and you are standing in a shower-bath.; СКАЧАТЬ