The Case of the Coyote Invasion. John R. Erickson

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      Hee hee. Sorry, I shouldn’t gloat . . . but you know what? I’m going to gloat anyway. Watch this:

      Gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat!

      Hey, this is fun.

      Gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat!

      Hee hee. Whoever said that gloating isn’t good wholesome entertainment has never tried it. Take it from a guy who knows, gloating is good for the body and good for the soul. It’s inexpensive, low in carbo-whatnots, and high in villimuns, and it beats all the alternatives by a mile.

      Boy, what a triumph, but it was time to stop celebrating and get to work. I turned my enormous body around and faced the yard. The bird feeder was waiting.