Название: Mrs. Claus and the Santaland Slayings
Автор: Liz Ireland
Издательство: Ingram
Жанр: Ужасы и Мистика
isbn: 9781496726605
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Nick glanced over nervously. “What’s up?”
“Damaris Sproat’s latest email. You have to hear this.
“TO: APRIL
FROM: DAMARIS
SUBJECT: CLOUDBERRY BAY CHRISTMAS REGULATIONS
“April, I’m afraid you might have forgotten the ordinance (506.C) passed by the town council last year pertaining to holiday decorations within the Cloudberry Bay business district corridor. To wit, all businesses within said corridor must display appropriate holiday decor to attract and appeal to seasonal tourists. Naturally, I understand that you are still with your new in-laws; however, when I checked at City Hall yesterday I discovered you had not applied for a variance.
“This puts you in violation of 506.C, which of course carries a fine. Unless, of course, you intend to remedy the situation. Right now there is a black hole in our Cloudberry Christmas Lights Walk where your inn is.
“I have never stuck my nose into your personal business, April. Perhaps you’re one of those Christmas-hating heathens. I will hate to see you fined, but I’m sure you’ll agree that no one—newlywed, heathen, or otherwise—is above the law.
“Sincerely,
Damaris”
After finishing reading it aloud, I laughed. “A Christmas-hating heathen!”
Nick frowned. “They can penalize you even if you’re not there? ”
“Evidently.”
I’d forgotten all about the ordinance. The last thing a person thinks about when they’re eloping in the summer is stringing up holiday lights and setting them on a timer.
Nick’s jaw worked, his desire to take my side warring with his natural revulsion at an undecorated house at holiday time. “What will you do?”
I snapped my phone cover closed and dropped it back into my bag. “Pay the fine. What else?”
He sagged in relief. “I was worried you were going to say you wanted to go back to Oregon.”
“To string a few colored lights across my porch? Irksome as it is to hand Damaris a victory, I’m not insane. Not yet, at least.”
He laughed, and I joined in.
It was easy to laugh then. Neither of us knew what was coming.
Chapter 5
“Goodness me, you were out a long time,” Pamela said. “I can’t keep up with any of you children anymore. Always on the go!”
I bumped into my mother-in-law after I’d returned and changed into something more comfortable—an oversized red sweater, black jeans, and a pair of boots I’d had since forever. She gave my casual, minimally seasonal sartorial choice a disapproving once-over.
“It’s been a strange day,” I said.
The comment—it seemed so innocuous—made her draw up to her full height. Pamela Claus was the only person I knew who could make five foot two look formidable. She was in a red-and-green wool suit with a skirt featuring felt mistletoe appliqués, and her gray hair was piled into a bun that added another three inches to her. “During times of crisis, it’s more important than ever to stick to routines . . . and the formalities.” She gave my outfit another jaundiced up-and-down sweep. “And perhaps stick closer to home.”
“I went to the scene of Old Charlie’s murder.”
“Murder?” Her voice looped up. “Who said it was murder?”
“It was twenty below out and the poor creature melted. He didn’t spontaneously combust.”
Her manicured hands fluttered as she mentally reached for a response she couldn’t find. There was no reason Charlie would have melted the way he did without being the victim of malicious action. “I don’t know why you should have gone out there, though. If you must play Sherlock Holmes, you can try to find Tiffany for me. No one knows where she is.”
“Couldn’t you just look for Christopher?” Tiffany usually stuck to her son like white on rice.
“He’s having his lessons.”
“Wouldn’t she be in the west wing, then?”
“Naturally, that’s the first place we looked. I haven’t been able to find her, and neither has Jingles. You might try the Old Keep. Maybe she’s wandering around there.” She shooed me off with a wave. “Tell her that we’ll have a special tea in the salon at four.”
The prospect of tea, at least, cheered me. I hadn’t eaten much at breakfast, and had only drunk a cup of coffee since.
And yet . . . the Old Keep. The name was an understatement. The Old Keep was ancient, abandoned completely several generations earlier because it was so difficult to maintain. The stone was crumbling, all the mortar needed repointing, and bits of roof occasionally caved in. There was no way to heat it efficiently. Not to mention, the Old Keep, situated on the edge of Calling Bird Cliff, was expected to eventually tumble into oblivion as weather eroded the promontory.
“I’m not sure I—”
Pamela’s hand clamped down on my arm. “Just do your best. We need to look after each other now.”
She clicked away on her sturdy two-inch pumps. Look after each other? What did that mean? It almost sounded as if she suspected Tiffany of something.
In all my months in Santaland, Tiffany and I had spoken only rarely and we’d never had what I’d call a tête-à-tête. We sometimes bumped into each other in the morning in the empty breakfast room and shared a silent meal for a quarter hour. Usually Christopher was with her, and in that case I chatted with him while Tiffany lurked guardedly close.
I doubted she would appreciate my spying on her.
But to placate Pamela, I’d give the Old Keep a look-see and then come back and have my tea with a clean conscience.
The castle consisted of four parts. The aforementioned west wing was the modern section built on the west side of the Old Keep. “Modern” in this case dated back to the 1800s. Tiffany and Christopher occupied the first floor, while Lucia, Martin, and Pamela lived on the floor above. Nick and I had our quarters on the second floor of the main part of the castle, which was several hundred years older. Below us was the main hall, and behind that was the kitchen, and Jingles’ quarters. Attached to this section was the east wing, where there were salons, and the big meeting hall. Behind all of these structures was the Old Keep, mostly hidden from the vantage of the drive up the hill and from Christmastown, except for the high, crenellated tower that rose above the main wing’s roof.
I breezed through the modern west wing’s first floor, just to double-check Tiffany hadn’t returned СКАЧАТЬ