A Book of Old Ballads — Complete. Various

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      Now as fame does report a young duke keeps a court,

       One that pleases his fancy with frolicksome sport:

       But amongst all the rest, here is one I protest,

       Which will make you to smile when you hear the true jest:

       A poor tinker he found, lying drunk on the ground,

       As secure in a sleep as if laid in a swound.

      The Duke said to his men, William, Richard, and Ben,

       Take him home to my palace, we'll sport with him then.

       O'er a horse he was laid, and with care soon convey'd

       To the palace, altho' he was poorly arrai'd:

       Then they stript off his cloaths, both his shirt, shoes and hose,

       And they put him to bed for to take his repose.

      Having pull'd off his shirt, which was all over durt,

       They did give him clean holland, this was no great hurt:

       On a bed of soft down, like a lord of renown,

       They did lay him to sleep the drink out of his crown.

       In the morning when day, then admiring he lay,

       For to see the rich chamber both gaudy and gay.

      Now he lay something late, in his rich bed of state,

       Till at last knights and squires they on him did wait;

       And the chamberling bare, then did likewise declare,

       He desired to know what apparel he'd ware:

       The poor tinker amaz'd on the gentleman gaz'd,

       And admired how he to this honour was rais'd.

      Tho' he seem'd something mute, yet he chose a rich suit,

       Which he straitways put on without longer dispute;

       With a star on his side, which the tinker offt ey'd,

       And it seem'd for to swell him "no" little with pride;

       For he said to himself, Where is Joan my sweet wife?

       Sure she never did see me so fine in her life.

      From a convenient place, the right duke his good grace

       Did observe his behaviour in every case.

       To a garden of state, on the tinker they wait,

       Trumpets sounding before him: thought he, this is great:

       Where an hour or two, pleasant walks he did view,

       With commanders and squires in scarlet and blew.

      A fine dinner was drest, both for him and his guests,

       He was plac'd at the table above all the rest,

       In a rich chair "or bed," lin'd with fine crimson red,

       With a rich golden canopy over his head:

       As he sat at his meat, the musick play'd sweet,

       With the choicest of singing his joys to compleat.

      While the tinker did dine, he had plenty of wine,

       Rich canary with sherry and tent superfine.

       Like a right honest soul, faith, he took off his bowl,

       Till at last he began for to tumble and roul

       From his chair to the floor, where he sleeping did snore,

       Being seven times drunker than ever before.

      Then the duke did ordain, they should strip him amain,

       And restore him his old leather garments again:

       'T was a point next the worst, yet perform it they must,

       And they carry'd him strait, where they found him at first;

       There he slept all the night, as indeed well he might;

       But when he did waken, his joys took their flight.

      For his glory "to him" so pleasant did seem,

       That he thought it to be but a meer golden dream;

       Till at length he was brought to the duke, where he sought

       For a pardon, as fearing he had set him at nought;

       But his highness he said, Thou 'rt a jolly bold blade,

       Such a frolick before I think СКАЧАТЬ