Смачно о любви. Афоризмы об отношениях, сексе, жизни. Вадим Черновецкий
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СКАЧАТЬ что я сам не знаю своего идеала.

      Счастливо и несчастно влюблённых объединяет то, что и те, и те только об этом и говорят.

      Одним людям для общего развития не хватает духовных оргазмов, другим – физических.

      Если тебе кажется, что твоя жизнь проходит в полном дерьме – вспомни о жуке-навознике и не жалуйся.

      – Сколько тебе лет?

      – У девушек возраст не спрашивают.

      – Девушки возраст не скрывают.

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