#Revelations. Humorous collection. Igor Bovsunovsky

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      REVELATION #36

      If you are driving in the far right lane, you can turn around anywhere. Without turning on the turn signal. With the advantage in movement.

      REVELATION #37

      No matter how many meters to the pedestrian crossing, the main thing is to cross the road faster.

      REVELATION #38

      The norm is when a very brave cyclist without a protective uniform rushes to the far left side of the road.

      REVELATION #39

      Sometimes a speed limit sign is best placed on the sidewalk. Why does a cyclist need a road if there is less bandwidth.

      REVELATION #40

      Some drivers are so harsh that they put on the brakes to get a sudden acceleration.

      REVELATION #41

      Almost every driver chooses a bigger car. He only curses the car when he’s looking for a parking spot.

      REVELATION #42

      Approaching the pedestrian crossing, you can see a lot of interesting things. For example, a cyclist who jumped out onto the road. Who does not look around. Headphones. But the most interesting thing is that he holds the phone with one hand.

      REVELATION #43

      They say the ideal car color is silver. The car is clean in the rain and heat. But the best color for the driver is black. Spray paint and all questions are closed.

      REVELATION #44

      If the driver of the car from the side waves his hand, then the driver of the car in front will certainly slow down.

      REVELATION #45

      The irony is when the car sales manager makes himself the best car consultant.

      REVELATION #46

      If someone leaves with a secondary one, then it is imperative to accelerate as quickly as possible, and then actively honk.

      REVELATION #47

      If the near one shines weakly, then no matter what, we turn on the far one, and we go further for our pleasure.

      REVELATION #48

      If one of the headlights is cloudy, then the car is almost from the passenger compartment, and definitely not bit, and not painted. And there is no need to look at the spars. Bent wing – tuning. Exclusive. And anyway, you just want to drop the price of the car. Look: what shagreen! By the way, the tank is almost full. Do you take it?

      REVELATION #49

      If you are going to drive with a trailer, then it is not necessary to connect the lights. You go during the day. Along the edge of town. Everything will be okay.

      REVELATION #50

      If you really want to, you can go straight at the roundabout.

      Book two. Revelations about hJUmoRISTs

      REVELATION #1

      #hJUmoRIST always knows everything about everything. This superman knows all the regulations and laws by heart, and reads court decisions to children at night.

      REVELATION #2

      #hJUmoRIST has all specializations. He understands the administrative process, knows the civil code by heart, he knows all the nuances of criminal law, and in the economic process he is generally a god.

      REVELATION #3

      #hJUmoRIST has such connections that he only needs to call, and any legal issue will be closed at the same minute. He knows all the judges, prosecutors, who works when, and who has friends where.