A Version of the Truth. B P Walter

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СКАЧАТЬ having cliques and gangs was supposed to go away when you were past the age of seventeen, surely?

      Apparently not, it seemed, as we set out on the short walk to the boys’ dorms. I could see other little packs making their way across the courtyard; small huddles of friends who had decided they belonged together. Whether through sports, studies, societies or just common interests, these people had decided they worked better as a team. We’re sociable animals by nature, of course, but the politics of friendship seemed to be emphasised here to a disproportionate degree; worse, perhaps, than when I was at school. The horrendous weather, which, combined with the spires and churches on the skyline, made it seem as if we’d slipped into a Hammer horror movie, meant Ally and I had to hold our coats hard to our chests for fear of them blowing open. The rain hadn’t started, but we both knew it wouldn’t be long, dreading the moment we would have to open our umbrellas and fight to keep them from being turned inside out with every gust that came our way.

      When we reached the boys’ halls, I felt my stomach drop inside me, a feeling that only got worse as Ally marched down the corridor that led to their rooms. The thought of being in such close proximity to where they lived, where they slept, where they undressed – where James undressed – made me squirm slightly. Ally didn’t bother to knock, just barged into what I gathered was Ernest’s room. The place was shockingly messy, even messier than Ally’s. Clothes littered the floor – white shirts, mostly, which seemed to be Ernest’s trademark apparel, along with jumpers, underwear and stacks of books, many of which seemed to be written by obscure European philosophers and various other authors I had never heard of. On the desk was an extensive array of orange Penguin paperbacks and on the shelves were hardbacks from the Everyman’s Library series. It seemed that when he’d moved in there had been some effort to establish order, though these foundations had been tested over time.

      ‘See anything you like?’ said Ernest, who’d noticed me looking at the books. His face hadn’t quite spread out into a full sneer, but I was suspicious of the smile dancing around his lips.

      ‘Maybe,’ I said, then turned to Ally. ‘Is James’s room close? Are we meeting him and Peter at the restaurant?’

      Ally was about to speak, but Ernest’s laughter cut her off. ‘Three things. First, I don’t think “restaurant” is usually a term employed in relation to the Wimpy, unless one is using it very loosely. Second, Peter has lost some book he desperately needs and is having a strop in the way only Peter knows how. He will indeed be meeting us there, if he finds his missing tome. And third, you might want to take a look at Sleeping Beauty in the bed over there. Better still, maybe you could give him a nudge for me. I’ve been trying to get him up for the past hour.’

      I looked over at the bed and there was indeed, amidst an excessive amount of pillows, a human-size mass under the sheets, with the duvet pulled up so high that only a glimpse of brown hair could be seen nestled among the folds. I felt a jolt of something uncomfortable in my spine as I realised it was James, sleeping silently. I could see the rise and fall of his breathing, ever so slightly, in the shape of his shoulders.

      ‘Oh, for God’s sake, I thought you guys would be ready. I’m fucking starving.’ Ally stomped across to the bed and tore back the duvet. For one mortifying moment I found myself partly dreading, partly hoping, that he would be unclothed – perhaps even naked – under the covers, but he wasn’t. He was wearing pyjama bottoms and a navy-blue Oxford hoody.

      ‘Wake up.’ He recoiled from her harsh bark, moving closer to the wall, burrowing his head deeper into the mound of pillows. She got on the bed and began poking his back. ‘I want a bloody burger, and your idle behaviour isn’t going to stop me from getting it.’

      Ernest was grinning, with his hands on his hips, watching his sister drag his friend from his bed. ‘We had a bit of a wild night last night,’ he said. ‘It takes poor James a little longer than most to recover. Delicate creature, he is.’

      James was now sitting on the bed, rubbing his eyes. ‘I should go have a shower.’

      ‘No time for that. Didn’t you hear me? Me. Food. Want. Now. You look fine, anyway.’

      ‘Probably better than most of their clientele,’ Ernest drawled, rolling his eyes and smirking, though I kept my face neutral, refusing to be complicit in his casual snobbery.

      ‘Your trousers are around the floor somewhere, if you can find them,’ he said, but James shook his head and murmured something about jeans before wandering off out of Ernest’s room, presumably to his own to get some fresh attire.

      It took about fifteen minutes for James to get ready. I spent most of it awkwardly perched on Ernest’s bed while Ally made complaints about her stomach and how she could feel the muscles contracting in protest due to extreme hunger. Ernest showed no sympathy and made a crude comment about James having a wank in the shower. Ally tutted at this and accused him of being vulgar. ‘Oh, he likes to knock one out in the mornings. Does it like clockwork.’ Ally reminded him that it was 5.30 p.m., which didn’t count as ‘the morning’, regardless of what time one woke up.

      When he finally arrived, James did look a little more kempt, with his hair in a less-ruffled state and wearing a pair of dark-blue jeans. He’d swapped the hoody for a chunky burgundy jumper, which made him look like one of those dreamy-looking boys I’d seen once in a Ralph Lauren advertisement – boys who, I’d told myself at the time, weren’t real and had been crafted in an evil man-lab somewhere to make girls feel lightheaded and other boys feel jealous, resentful or sexually confused.

      ‘At bloody last,’ Ally huffed, and we all left Ernest’s room.

      Conversation was attempted and then aborted as we walked around the corner to the fringes of the city centre. It was impossible to hear one’s own words, let alone those of anyone else, when the wind was screeching like a tortured farm animal and battering us from either side. The much-feared rain eventually arrived just as the warm, welcoming glow of the Wimpy came within sight, causing us to dash madly down the street and in through its little door before we got soaked to the skin.

      The restaurant was almost empty, save for a woman and little boy in a dark corner at the end of the restaurant. She glanced around at me as we arrived, then turned back to the child, apparently trying to coax him into finishing the last of his chips.

      ‘Could we get a table for four, please? I’m afraid we haven’t booked. Is that a problem?’ This ridiculous question came from Ernest, who could barely contain his mirth at his own joke as he spoke to the bored-looking Asian lady behind the counter.

      ‘No,’ she said flatly. ‘Please sit where you like.’

      ‘You can be a bit of a dickhead, Ern,’ said James, though Ernest just beamed in response to this as if he considered it a compliment.

      Peter was still nowhere to be seen, so we settled at the table nearest the window, away from the woman and child, and Ally began dishing out menus, grabbing extra ones from the tables nearby. I took the slightly sticky laminated sheet in my hand and looked through the options. Though I hadn’t been in a Wimpy for years, I wasn’t surprised to see only minimal changes had been made to the array of burgers, strangely plastic-looking sausages and other fried food. When the waitress came to take our order, I was slightly disconcerted when everyone ordered exactly the same thing: a cheeseburger and fries with a strawberry milkshake, as if it was some kind of set menu I wasn’t aware of. I almost changed my own choice so as not to be the odd one out, but stuck to my guns and ordered a burger with no cheese but tomato sauce, fries and a Coke.

      Although I had been afraid of awkward silences, conversation came quite naturally, with Ally conducting everyone like an orchestra, asking me СКАЧАТЬ