The Magic Misfits. Neil Patrick Harris
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Название: The Magic Misfits

Автор: Neil Patrick Harris

Издательство: HarperCollins

Жанр: Учебная литература

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isbn: 9781780318370

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      “Okay, pick a shell, good sir,” Uncle Sly said to the passerby.

      “It’s this one,” he said. “I know it is. I didn’t take my eyes off it.”

      “Interesting choice.” Uncle Sly smiled. He held his breath before the reveal.

      Carter shook his head. The players were never right – not unless Uncle Sly wanted them to be. This was because he had the pea stashed behind the crook of his fingers. It was all sleight of hand – a magician skill that means using your hands quickly to move objects without anyone noticing. Carter knew sleight of hand to be a very useful skill for any magician. Most magicians would use it to pull a coin from an ear or plant a card in someone’s pocket – all to earn smiles. But his uncle didn’t use it to make people happy – he and other crooks would use sleight of hand to take things from them without their knowledge.

      As Uncle Sly pulled back the shell, there was no pea. “I’m sorry, sir. You lost. Would you like to try again?”

      “I never took my eyes off the shell,” the passerby growled.

      “I’m sorry, but it seems you did,” Uncle Sly said, flashing a smile at the man. But the charm wasn’t working.

      Maybe it was that this man reminded Carter of his father or maybe it was simply that he had finally seen his uncle dupe a victim one too many times, but Carter knew he’d be no better than Uncle Sly if he stood by and watched it happen again.

      So Carter came out from behind the corner where he’d been hiding. His uncle’s eyes grew wide as Carter strolled up to the table. “It’s a neat trick, isn’t it?” he asked the passerby.

      “What are you doing, boy?” Uncle Sly snarled, his jaw tightening, a vein popping out of his forehead.

      “Helping,” Carter whispered. Uncle Sly blinked as if his anger had made him go momentarily deaf.

      The passerby grabbed the other two shells and flipped them over. There was no pea. “You no-good, dirty cheat!” he shouted.

      Uncle Sly grabbed his money and the shells and dodged the man’s swinging fists. Then Uncle Sly turned and ran up the alley as fast as he could. Carter took off down the street in the opposite direction, his satchel bouncing against his side.

      Behind them, the man shouted, “Police! That man’s a thief ! Someone get him!”

      This wasn’t the first time Carter had to outrun the law. But it was the part he hated most. He hadn’t done anything wrong – at least not to the passerby – yet if he were caught, he would still be guilty by association. So he ran.

      One day soon, he thought, I’m going to stop running. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But soon. I’m going to stop running, settle down, and live somewhere safe.

      If he weren’t so out of breath, Carter could have laughed. No matter what he hoped, as long as he was with Uncle Sly, he’d never have what he wanted most in the world: a home.

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      Carter walked the long way back to the halfway house where he and his uncle were staying. Looking over his shoulder, he passed through alleys, took weird turns, then backtracked, retracing his steps to see if the cops had followed. He felt nervous to face his uncle again.

      A harsh wind whooshed through his clothes and brushed at the satchel hanging from his shoulder. He found Uncle Sly sitting on the steps. When Uncle Sly noticed Carter approaching, he stood up and puffed out his chest like an angry ape. Carter flinched, expecting the worst. But to his surprise, his uncle said nothing, staring at him silently instead. This was scarier to Carter than whenever his uncle screamed at him – it was so unexpected. Uncle Sly turned away, letting the door almost slam in Carter’s face. Carter followed, closed the door gently, and took off his shoes. His uncle left a trail of muddy footprints in the hallway. Carter cleaned them up.

      “Cold night, isn’t it?” asked Ms Zalewski in her thick Polish accent. The always-smiling old woman volunteered in the kitchen, feeding those that came through the shelter. She wore a dirty blue apron and a small, sparkly diamond on a chain around her neck.

      “You look hungry. Would you like me to make you dinner?” she asked.

      “No, I’m good,” Carter said. He wasn’t hungry, even though he hadn’t eaten since breakfast.

      “Rubbish,” she said. “A growing boy must always eat. Come, sit down. I’ll make you a grilled cheese and radish sandwich.”

      “Grilled cheese and radish sounds perfect,” Carter admitted.

      You see, Ms Zalewski made a mean grilled cheese and radish. Mean is usually bad, but in this circumstance, it means extremely delicious. Carter sat at the table in Ms Zalewski’s quiet kitchen, enjoying the warmest, meltiest, crunchiest, and meanest sandwich he’d ever tasted. The woman’s outrageous stories and her smile often warmed Carter with laughter, even after a horrible day out “working” with his uncle.

      It was rare that anyone ever greeted Carter with such kindness, and he’d grown fond of her. She made him wonder about his grandparents and what a life with them might have been like.

      “Would you like some prune juice, dearie? I mix it with this delicious orange powder when my pipes are clogged.”

      “I think my pipes are good.” Carter giggled. Uncle Sly would never have talked with him about his pipes, and if he had, he’d never have tolerated Carter giggling about them.

      Carter cleared Ms Zalewski’s table and washed the dishes as she told him a tale about her childhood in Poland and Russia and then coming to America by boat. “The boat was filled with good people, and crooks too. This diamond I wear belonged to my mother, and her mother before her, and her mother before her. When I came over, I hid it in a matryoshka doll. You know, the Russian ones with a doll within a doll within a doll. This tiny diamond is all I have left to remind me of home.”

      “I used to have a home,” Carter whispered.

      “What’s that, dearie?”

      Carter shook his head and said nothing. He liked when Ms Zalewski spoke of home. He didn’t care if Uncle Sly thought he was being sentimental. Carter often wondered what having a real home again might feel like. Certainly it would it be better than a new bed in a new town every other week.

      Uncle Sly stormed into the kitchen. He sat down and put on his famous fake smile for Ms Zalewski.

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      “Can I have some warm soup and a cup of coffee, sweetheart?”

      “Of course, dear,” Ms Zalewski said, disappearing down into the cellar. “Let me go get some more coffee beans.”

      As soon as she was out of earshot, Uncle Sly leaned in to Carter and whispered, “Today was a mess, so I need you to step up. You’re gonna СКАЧАТЬ