Darcy Dolphin and the Best Birthday Ever!. Sam Watkins

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      Mum collapsed on the sofa. ‘Please, Darcy, no more hoovering!’

      ‘But I need Help Points!’ I showed Mum the Help Points card. Mum groaned and clutched her head. I thought maybe she was coming down with something.

      ‘You look ill,’ I said, patting her fin. ‘You should go back to bed. I’ll do all the housework today.’

      ‘I’m fine, sweetiefins. It’s just – a little early.’ She yawned. ‘I need a cup of sea . . .’

      I leapt up. ‘I’ll make it!’

      ‘Darcy, wait . . .’

      ‘It’s no trouble . . .’

      I whizzed into the kitchen, Remy on my tail. What did I need? Seabags, milk, sugar. The seabags were right at the back of a cupboard and I had to chuck loads of things out to get to them. I dropped the milk when I got it out of the fridge, but that was okay, Mum would just have to have black sea. I opened every single cupboard and pulled everything out but couldn’t find the sugar anywhere. Then I opened the top cupboard.

      No sugar. But there WAS a big stack of Jiggling Jellies!

      My mouth started watering. Jiggling Jellies are my favourite sweets. They were very untidily stacked, though.

      I decided to tidy the cupboard up.

      I’m not sure how, but I somehow managed to tidy every single Jiggling Jelly in the cupboard into my mouth.

      ‘DARCY! WHAT IS GOING ON?’

      Mum was at the door, looking horrified. The kitchen looked like an underwater volcano had erupted in it. In the middle of the mess, guzzling the food I’d thrown out in my search for the sugar, was Remy. He wagged his tail at Mum, and burped loudly.

      I quickly slurped in the Jiggling Jelly that was hanging out of my mouth.

      ‘It’s okay Mum, I’ll tidy up,’ I said. ‘And then I’ll make breakfast . . .’

      Mum went a very funny colour and started twitching. She said that the most helpful thing I could do would be to not help any more, and that if I managed that she would give me a Help Point.

      ‘But Mum . . .’

      ‘NO BUTS!’

      Thought of the Day: Never argue with a parent who is a funny colour and/or twitching.

      WHALESDAY

      ‘Can I help you today, Mum?’ I pleaded at breakfast. ‘I really need Help Points.’

      Mum started twitching again.

      ‘I know, why don’t you see if Ozzie’s mum needs any help?’ Dad said quickly.

      I decided to call for Myrtle first, and then we swam round to Ozzie’s shipwreck, The Lucky Gull. Ozzie’s mum had gone out.

      ‘She’s helping gran with her shopping,’ Ozzie said.

      DING! I had a tidal brainwave.

      ‘WE can help old ladyfish with their shopping! We’ll wait outside the supermarket and carry their bags home for them!’

      Myrtle and Ozzie wanted to wait for Ozzie’s mum. I reminded them that I was Shoal Leader and they had to do what I said.

      We swam to Fishco, the biggest supermarket in town. As we got there I saw Reggie Ray hovering around by the doors, with two more Sea Trouts.

      ‘What are the Guppies doing here?’ I said crossly.

      Ozzie gulped. ‘I have a bad feeling about this –’

      At that moment a little old ladyfish came swimming through the doors, carrying two full shopping bags.

      ‘Minnows – GO!’ I shouted, diving towards the ladyfish. But Reggie was quicker.

      ‘Can I help you with those bags, madam?’ said Reggie.

      The ladyfish blinked in surprise.

      ‘I’ll help you!’ I said loudly, darting round Reggie and grabbing one of the bags.

      ‘Hey!’ Reggie tried to grab it off me. Suddenly the other Guppies dived in, all of them trying to СКАЧАТЬ