The It Girl: Superstar Geek. Katy Birchall

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      ‘Hey!’ I held out my arm to stop him in his tracks as we walked out of the gates. ‘Do not insult my comic knowledge. I could take you on in a Marvel or DC face-off any time.’

      ‘If you say so.’ He smiled broadly.

      ‘Good,’ I said huffily and continued through the gates on to the road. ‘See you tomorrow then.’

      ‘Hey, Anna. Just so you know, about point three on that personal list I definitely didn’t see, I reckon you should have higher standards when it comes to the ideal person to take you on a date.’

      My mouth dropped open.

      ‘But as I say,’ he swung his bag over his shoulder with a mischievous grin, ‘I definitely didn’t see anything. See you tomorrow, Spidey.’

      He strolled off down the road and left me standing on my own, my mouth still hanging open.

      Note to self: stop writing lists.

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Come on

      Are you home yet? I’m bored.

      How was detention? I can’t believe you did something as selfish as set someone on fire. Now you have detention so I have no one to distract me from this French vocab.

      Danny is so annoying. He purposefully doesn’t reply to my emails so that I’m forced to do my homework.

      J x

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Re: Come on

      Hey, I’m home!

      Get this - Dad took Dog to the vet’s today for his annual check-up. Do you know what this so-called vet had to say? That Dog was ‘healthy’.

      Can you believe that?! I am tempted to march right up to that vet and give him a piece of my mind!

      Have you had supper, by the way?

      Love, me xxx

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Re: Come on

      I’m confused. Isn’t being healthy a good thing for a dog?

      I did have supper, yes. You are full of interesting questions. We had spaghetti.

      Do what you will with this information.

      J x

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Poor Dog

      It is fine for a dog to be healthy, Jess, but it is not fine for a stranger to call Dog ‘healthy’. Do you get it now?

      I was actually going to ask if you wanted to come over here for supper so you could jump in and save me if Dad tried to lecture me about the importance of bumble bees or something.

      So there.

      Love, me xxx

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Re: Poor Dog

      No, I do not get it now. Nobody would get it now. You’re not making any sense.

      Very kind of you, want me to come over anyway? I could distract your dad with questions about military arms.

      J x

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Re: Poor Dog

      He was clearly referring to Dog’s size.

      Love, me xxx

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: You’re mad

      Again. That is a GOOD thing. That he is HEALTHY.

      Am I coming over?

      J x

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Re: You’re mad

      Hang on. Better not come over yet.

      Dad wants me to log off. He wants to ‘have a talk’ about something ‘very important’. He’s been acting so weird the past few days.

      Anyway I’ll be back on in about half an hour and will let you know.

      Love, me xxx

       From: [email protected]

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       Subject: Leave me why don’t you

      Hope everything is OK. Let me know?

      J x

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       Subject: You there?

      Hey, Anna - just wondering what your dad had to say? It’s been a couple of hours so checking everything is OK.

      Plus, I’m really bored. Why is there so much vocab in the French language? Surely we don’t need to know this much if we ever go over there, right? We’d only need to know ‘croissant’ and ‘non’ to get by, I’m pretty sure of it.

      So why am I learning the French translation of ‘antler’?

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